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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    i don't really know how i feel about My Name Is Bruce

    i'm pretty sure i've seen it before

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    edit: god damn double post and fucking stupid ajaxy draft feature.


    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK JAVASCRIPT AND EVERYTHING EVER CODED IN IT. EVEN FUCKING FLASH IS FUCKING BETTER.

    RiemannLives on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote:
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    look

    can we all just agree that everything that has ever come out of texas has been bad?

    um hello the next president of these united states will likely come from texas

    god save rick perry

    AND

    the last real american president came from texas

    so

    my god, the brain rot has infected you

    *shakes head*

    I'm praying for you, son

    you will always have friday night high school football

    back in my day, I could throw the pigskin near a hunnit yards

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    I stopped off at Kinnebunkport this weekend and got a burger

    there were a lot of trashy-looking grossly obese white people who called me "sir"

    and they were sprinkled with inexplicably beautiful tiny and delicate asian people

    they also called me "sir"

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    skippy how many hours a week do you spend drinking beer in your back alley and saying 'yep'

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    the tiny asian people were like forest creatures. they always had a look on their faces like they were going to turn and bolt, disappearing into the foliage.

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    What is the correlation between a pencil and a cassette tape?
    Back in The Day, your cassettes used to get wound up in the tape players, so once you pulled them out, you had to get the tape back into the cassette. The best way to do this was to take a pencil, press it between the teeth that are normally pulled by the player, and use it to turn the gears to tighten up the tape.

    I thought that was what "Rewind" was for

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote:
    the tiny asian people were like forest creatures. they always had a look on their faces like they were going to turn and bolt, disappearing into the foliage.
    survival adaptation for when the fat white ones start looking hungry

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    What is the correlation between a pencil and a cassette tape?
    Back in The Day, your cassettes used to get wound up in the tape players, so once you pulled them out, you had to get the tape back into the cassette. The best way to do this was to take a pencil, press it between the teeth that are normally pulled by the player, and use it to turn the gears to tighten up the tape.

    I thought that was what "Rewind" was for

    And pencils.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    What is the correlation between a pencil and a cassette tape?
    Back in The Day, your cassettes used to get wound up in the tape players, so once you pulled them out, you had to get the tape back into the cassette. The best way to do this was to take a pencil, press it between the teeth that are normally pulled by the player, and use it to turn the gears to tighten up the tape.

    I thought that was what "Rewind" was for

    No see the tape would actually exit the cassette so you had to manually rewind it or the tape would break.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote:
    skippy how many hours a week do you spend drinking beer in your back alley and saying 'yep'

    less time for that now that I've taken up the banjo

    yep

  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Rewind would either tear the tape or, at best, make it more tangled!

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    ayep

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    What is the correlation between a pencil and a cassette tape?
    Back in The Day, your cassettes used to get wound up in the tape players, so once you pulled them out, you had to get the tape back into the cassette. The best way to do this was to take a pencil, press it between the teeth that are normally pulled by the player, and use it to turn the gears to tighten up the tape.

    I thought that was what "Rewind" was for

    When the player eats your tape, you don't want to put it back into the player until you've fixed it.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote:
    skippy how many hours a week do you spend drinking beer in your back alley and saying 'yep'

    less time for that now that I've taken up the banjo

    yep

    That's too far South, skippy. You overshot your target.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Steve Martin plays the Banjo.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    it's true. texans don't play the banjo

    they just watch mexicans play the guitar

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote:
    Steve Martin plays the Banjo.

    He's the exception, not the rule.

  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    Ohhhh you mean when it's jammed

    That was always a bitch, I never actually did that but then I only used video cassettes

    So I just wound the thing by hand

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Senjutsu wrote:
    skippy how many hours a week do you spend drinking beer in your back alley and saying 'yep'

    less time for that now that I've taken up the banjo

    yep

    That's too far South, skippy. You overshot your target.

    like you'd know

    city slicker

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    talking at the movies thread is so angry

    so angry

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote:
    talking at the movies thread is so angry

    so angry

    It's giving me huge culture shock

    everything i know is wrong

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Tav wrote:
    talking at the movies thread is so angry

    so angry

    I feel like it was designed to troll me in particular.

    I'm just waiting for Pony to show up.

    It'll be like Raistlin vs. Fistandantalus.

    Which is a reference I don't think a single one of you will get.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Feral wrote:
    Tav wrote:
    talking at the movies thread is so angry

    so angry

    It's giving me huge culture shock

    everything i know is wrong

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Tav wrote:
    talking at the movies thread is so angry

    so angry

    Here's some calming banjo music to soothe your nerves.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Drez wrote:
    Tav wrote:
    talking at the movies thread is so angry

    so angry
    I feel like it was designed to troll me in particular.

    I'm just waiting for Pony to show up.

    It'll be like Raistlin vs. Fistandantalus.

    Which is a reference I don't think a single one of you will get.
    There are dozens of people in here who've read Dragonlance novels, I'm sure.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    skippy your transplant is showing

    fuck gendered marketing
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    I thought that Austin theater was taking a hard line against people who whisper loudly

    now I know there are people who talk in theaters, and "talk" isn't a euphemism for "whisper a little too loud," but actuallytalk, like one might over coffee or a beer.

    words cannot express my degree of confusion over this

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Tav wrote:
    talking at the movies thread is so angry

    so angry
    I feel like it was designed to troll me in particular.

    I'm just waiting for Pony to show up.

    It'll be like Raistlin vs. Fistandantalus.

    Which is a reference I don't think a single one of you will get.
    There are dozens of people in here who've read Dragonlance novels, I'm sure.

    Yeah but most of you seem to hate it so much you've actively blocked it from your minds or something.

    But if you really remember the "scene" I am talking about, I personally thought that it was an awesome representation of an epic showdown.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Feral wrote:
    I thought that Austin theater was taking a hard line against people who whisper loudly

    now I know there are people who talk in theaters, and "talk" isn't a euphemism for "whisper a little too loud," but actuallytalk, like one might over coffee or a beer.

    words cannot express my degree of confusion over this

    you've never had this?

    like

    people will take phone calls in a movie

    and just chat it up

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    I think the DC area was the worst for this, that I've been

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Feral wrote:
    I thought that Austin theater was taking a hard line against people who whisper loudly

    now I know there are people who talk in theaters, and "talk" isn't a euphemism for "whisper a little too loud," but actuallytalk, like one might over coffee or a beer.

    words cannot express my degree of confusion over this

    I mean it may be intermittent. It's not like they sit there and chat non-stop. But I have witnessed situations where they will like say some new shit totally unrelated to the movie like every 5 to 10 minutes. And I've witnessed groups of like 13-16 year olds that come in groups of 10-20, run around (yes, literally) near the front of the screen (and why the front? Because they come in like 15-20 minutes after the movie started and that's all that's left) and constantly play musical chairs while talking to each other about whatever teens talk about nowadays. Pop tarts and sock hops and whatever.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Feral wrote:
    I thought that Austin theater was taking a hard line against people who whisper loudly

    now I know there are people who talk in theaters, and "talk" isn't a euphemism for "whisper a little too loud," but actuallytalk, like one might over coffee or a beer.

    words cannot express my degree of confusion over this

    I've heard this is a bigger issue for theaters with a lot of black people. Yes I know that sounds racist.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    this guy

    is a shrewd negotiator

    http://austin.craigslist.org/vgm/2525148451.html

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Feral wrote:
    I thought that Austin theater was taking a hard line against people who whisper loudly

    now I know there are people who talk in theaters, and "talk" isn't a euphemism for "whisper a little too loud," but actuallytalk, like one might over coffee or a beer.

    words cannot express my degree of confusion over this

    you have never been to a movie theater in a black neighborhood have you

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote:
    I thought that Austin theater was taking a hard line against people who whisper loudly

    now I know there are people who talk in theaters, and "talk" isn't a euphemism for "whisper a little too loud," but actuallytalk, like one might over coffee or a beer.

    words cannot express my degree of confusion over this

    you've never had this?

    like

    people will take phone calls in a movie

    and just chat it up

    Maybe at some point in the distant past so long ago the memory has faded

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote:
    Feral wrote:
    I thought that Austin theater was taking a hard line against people who whisper loudly

    now I know there are people who talk in theaters, and "talk" isn't a euphemism for "whisper a little too loud," but actuallytalk, like one might over coffee or a beer.

    words cannot express my degree of confusion over this

    I've heard this is a bigger issue for theaters with a lot of black people. Yes I know that sounds racist.

    Yes, we all saw that Chris Rock skit.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote:
    Feral wrote:
    I thought that Austin theater was taking a hard line against people who whisper loudly

    now I know there are people who talk in theaters, and "talk" isn't a euphemism for "whisper a little too loud," but actuallytalk, like one might over coffee or a beer.

    words cannot express my degree of confusion over this

    you have never been to a movie theater in a black neighborhood have you

    I go to movies in Oakland and Berkeley!

    Maybe black people in Oakland don't do it because they'll get shot

    and black people in Berkeley don't do it because if you're black in Berkeley you're basically white

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Why are you looking up used videogame ads, skippy, when you know full well that Arkham Asylum still needs saving?

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote:
    Feral wrote:
    I thought that Austin theater was taking a hard line against people who whisper loudly

    now I know there are people who talk in theaters, and "talk" isn't a euphemism for "whisper a little too loud," but actuallytalk, like one might over coffee or a beer.

    words cannot express my degree of confusion over this

    you have never been to a movie theater in a black neighborhood have you

    I'm not touching this with a black person's penis sized pole.

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