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Son, Are You One of Them Gay Icons?

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    you gon' get culled, raneados

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote:
    Highly diluted sexuality?

    one way of putting it

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    Faynor wrote:
    you gon' get culled, raneados

    nah I got connections

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    can we have a thread about anti-gay icons? Some of us feel left out here and fair is fair

  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    you can have a straight icon thread

    although be advised that a lot of straight icons are gay icons

    they just take take take

  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    i still don't know what inter-sexed means and i'm too scared to google it :x

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    wikipedia it

    jesus

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Literally millions of webpages online dude

    I am sure at least one of them will let you know what inter-sexed means

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    its when you have sex inside
    as opposed to outer-sex

  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    intra-sex

  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    ah ok. i checked wikipedia. since the op's link only listed lgbt in that linked article, i didn't think i would be there.

    a doorway or awning is a good place to have demilitarized sex

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    fixing in my own head the differences between inter and intra on dictionary.com

    I am introduced to a new word

    quincunx

    I am 26 years old and I giggled for like 30 seconds at this

    adult as shit aw yeah

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Centipede Damascus wrote:
    I heard keith is a gay icon.

    :bz

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    demilitarised sex huh

    as opposed to militarised sex

  • UlisesUlises Registered User regular
    chemically castrate all straight people

    it's the least we can do

  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    i think you can do less than a chemical method. like cutting or a rubber band

    edit- i realized i'm being sexist and only thinking of males. so for females: corks.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I am not gay.

    Sorry guys.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I just died a little.

    And I'm a little guy, so a little is a lot on me.

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Dad it's called garcon, and its just a fancy word for waiter. Jeez.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    This thread

    It was made for me

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I don't know if I'm a gay icon, but

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UX2afsTqFI

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    BYToady wrote:
    Dad it's called garcon, and its just a fancy word for waiter. Jeez.
    Garçon means boy.

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    could give a shit less about gay celebrities

    that gay marine is a cool guy

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    I read afterelton.com and afterellen.com for tv reviews and snarky commentary on news and junk. Afterelton's glee episode recaps are delish!

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    where's the bleach

    i must drink bleach

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    also, I watched a special last night on the animal planet called "Help! I'm becoming a Cat Lady!" and thought that life wouldn't be so bad, ya know

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    THE FUCKING BLEACH

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    hey lost you should listen to this radio lab about toxo plasm. http://www.radiolab.org/2009/sep/07/the-scratch/

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    I will when I get off work! It's about cat scratch fever, yes? Sexytalk

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    it is

    not

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    lincoln lover

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Obviously, as a red-blooded male, you want to be sexually successful. However, as a Cracked reader, you are 99% likely to be completely repulsive to women. What can you do to solve this, you ask? Why, become a Transvestite of course! Why not simply become gay? Because its gay, were you not listening on the school playground?

    So, you've swallowed your manhood and realised your only opportunity to be involved in a somewhat heterosexual relationship is to pretend to be a woman. Here is what you need to do now:

    * Buy women's clothing that no woman would ever wear. This is the most important part, as unlike those sneaky Transexuals you are not actually trying to fool anybody.
    * The same applies to body hair. Shaving your legs is forbidden, and a healthy stubble must be maintained on the upper lip. Bleaching is acceptable, but only if it draws even more attention to the hair.
    * Smoke at least 80 cigarettes a day, as a gruff, manly voice is required.
    * If you are over 6'0'', carry an ironically tiny handbag. If you are under 5'6'', wear lipstick like a clown. Nobody knows why this is the standard behaviour of the Transvestite, but rules are rules.

    As a Transvestite, the crucial thing to remember is that you are still proud to be a man. Why any proud male would dress as a female is unclear at this point, but in all honesty, when did logic stop anybody?

    Happy confusing!

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote:
    BYToady wrote:
    Dad it's called garcon, and its just a fancy word for waiter. Jeez.
    Garçon means boy.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/garcon

    Words can mean more than one thing at a time!

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    my sexuality is homeopathic

    http://www.mediumdifficulty.com
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    The less you have the better it is?

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    As a straight pariah,

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    mensch-o-matic wrote:
    As a straight pariah,

    I wouild like to reccomend 'fukcing decimating' the patriarchy

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Beat trhe patriarchy with your limbs and weapons

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    I click on my gay icon to reboot into incoming gaymes

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote:
    Literally millions of webpages online dude

    I am sure at least one of them will let you know what inter-sexed means

    well actually, there's probably more like literally trillions

    it gets a big foggy once you get into dynamically generated pages

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