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what's the most embarrassingly sexual thing you've ever done
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When user A and girl B were doing it, and user A was like "I gotta go!" and girl B said "Give it to me"
and what happened was not the intent of either participant.
I MUST FIND THIS POST.
Your mother.
So, my ex and I dated for about a year before it happened. A rather long time, by most people's standards. For reference, we ended up never having sex either. It was her call, not mine. She wanted to wait till marriage. Which is fine, I guess, but her reasoning was pretty infuriating. It wasn't religious in nature, she simply believed she wasn't mature enough to handle sex and neither was I. She also loved telling me how much she wanted to have sex but just couldn't. Not the best time.
So it is the night of my Senior Prom. We're over at my friend's house and pretty much everyone else is shitfaced. I didn't drink at the time so I was the unofficial babysitter. I had to keep idiots from hurting themselves instead of getting down on my prom night. Fun times. Finally they all crashed and it was time to get to business. We go into the bathroom in the den, where we were sleeping, and started making out.
Just when the close come off BAM drunk girl stumbles into the bathroom, looks at us like a deer caught in sexy headlights and mumbles "sorrysorrydidnmeantoo" before leaving.
I try to not let it discourage me and go right back into it. Once the clothes are off, I pull out the condom. Yes, condom. You see, not only did she refuse to have sex, she had a deathly fear of both pregnancy and STDs. She once thought I got her pregnant through dry humping. So, despite me being a virgin, I bought a flavored condom for her so I didn't give her electro gonnorhea.
I start to put the condom on when I realize I have it backwards, I quickly turn it over and start again. Then I hear it.
"Um...."
I don't want to look up. Um can't be good. Nothing good can come from this.
I look up. She has a worried look on her face. Nothing good can come of this.
"Did you put it on backwards?"
No. No no no no.
"Yeah but only for a-"
No no no no no no
"I don't think I can do it."
So I guess this was the story of my almost first blowjob
Steam
Oh come on Lowby.
That was your idea.
Satans..... hints.....
The taxi driver might be peering in, keep at it girls.
Satans..... hints.....
one time i lubed my partner up and then forgot i had done so and went down on her and ran to the bathroom? that was pretty embarrassing at the time, but we got over it
I offered to pay from the start! We were all going to one of the girl's places, we were all drunk as hell and they decided "why not?"
I'll bet someone has.
Ever had a q tip in your dick?
Don't really recommend it.
That would be cool
why would I try only rubbing the base around my balls for an hour
because I'm an innovator, ryan
Toothpaste, though? That is not welcome in the nether regions.
I have also experimented with my food to try and get the best tasting cum possible
Protip: Girls think that's sexy and will give you lots of head if you tell them you're trying to get the best tasting cum for them.
Make her brush her teeth with my dick :twisted:
Pineapple works best, typically