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Why the fuck are Labrador Retrievers less popular than Pitbulls in America

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    god they're so cute too

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    cocker spaniels are terrible dogs

    as are most spaniels

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Rottweilers are demonstrably the best dogs currently in existence. Fact.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Stale, I'm gonna have to disagree with you on absolutely no scientific or objective basis, just because I love spaniels.

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    A boston terrier once bit me in the dick. To clarify I wasn't doing anything perverted. Luckily I was wearing jeans and it wasn't trying to latch on.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote:
    Stale, I'm gonna have to disagree with you on absolutely no scientific or objective basis, just because I love spaniels.

    Counterpoint, Exhibit A:

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I have no particularly good evidence, because my mum's spaniel hates it when I try to take her photo.

    So she looks sad in every single one.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Fuck you guys.

    When my dog is born, so help me I'll post so many pictures.

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    skettios wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    If I could get a German Shepard without hip problems or heart murmurs I'd take it in a second.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Shepherd_Dog_(Malinois)

    They're a medium size dog instead of large, but look very similar to Shepards and have very similar traits without as many health problems. Very intelligent, very loyal.

    edit: that's odd, it won't recognize Malinois as part of the link so it takes you to a diff wikipedia page

    Put the url tags around the link
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Shepherd_Dog_(Malinois)

    I was just going to say, if you buy a Groenendaeler, which are one of the most amazing looking dogs in the world, you've got a good chance of buying mental health issues instead of physical ones. Because those are some nervous / panicky dogs.

    They are a nonstop stream of attention and compliments if you walk them though.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    this thread makes me sad

    i miss my dog

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Best dog:

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I kind of want a dog. I think I may get one after my cat dies in like 14 years....

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    good lord.

    dog bigots itt

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    gaaaaah
    I want a doggie

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Futore wrote:
    good lord.

    dog bigots itt

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    MD wrote:
    Why have Labrador Retrievers become less popular than Pitbulls in America or What the fuck is happening to America?

    By MD

    Greetings my jolly good fellows. If I may direct your attention might I inquire as to the reason tje Labrador Retrievers have become less popular than what has now become the leading purebred in America? The lab, a loyal guardian and a steadfast friend yet roguish, fearful and quite sensitive. clearly has traits that would make it what was then one of the most popular breeds in America. But no longer. Pit-bulls and pit-bull mixes have come THE MOST common breed of dog in shelters across America today. They are also the most ill-mannered, ill tempered, the most dangerous, naively and frantically defended breed in America. The Pitbull have been bred to be a ruthless and dangerous mankiller capable of destroying a human's throat with the greatest of ease. What the fuck has happened to America that has made it become like this?

    Cue the Pit-Ball Defense Force.

    dog fighting is popular

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    we have 2 awesome labs now

    they cover both sides of the dog spectrum: 1 is cuddly and is a big baby, 1 is a great watch dog, obeys commands and is great to play with

    our next will probably be a Rotty though

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    KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    I think it's less about dog fighting than you can't look like a thug without a pit bull.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Which is perpetuated by dog fighting?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Pit bulls are as well tempered as any breed. The owner has to not be a fucking idiot is all.

    not in the least bit accurate

    certain breeds of dog are specifically bred for violence, the pit bull is one

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    anyway shelties are the best dogs followed closely by dachshunds and corgis

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    I stand by my statement in another thread that Collie/Lab mixes are the best dogs.

    I have 15 years experience so I am clearly an expert on this subject.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Chow chows are adorable, but also assholes.

    I want to do with you
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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Chows are the most violent dogs I've ever come across.

    And that's saying something, because of all the pits I have known that have been bred and born in fire.

    Macro9 on
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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    fucken Obamma wants to take are GUNS and PITT BULLS!!!

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    MD wrote:
    Cue the Pit-Ball Defense Force.

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    Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    Ain't nothin' wrong with pitbulls.

    Well, 'cept for the whole locking jaw thing, but that's only if they bite you. So don't let them bite you.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Pits jaws don't lock, man.

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    Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    They don't? Well shut my mouth up! So they're just pug fugly.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    pugs are adorable

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote:
    cause brittanies are better

    What nonsense!

    As someone who grew up with both breeds, and whose parents currently have one of each, I'm afraid I have to agree with DL.

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    Jake, the one on the left is one of the best dogs I've ever met.

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    Rogue LemonRogue Lemon AVATAR BOX TOO TIGHT, 50 YEARS DUNGEON!Registered User regular
    A lot of people in my neighborhood have pitbulls, for some reason. Most of them are nice enough, but some of them just run wild and harass people because the owners are piles of human shit.

    When I was in high school, I heard my kid sister and her friend screaming. I ran out side, and they had jumped into the bed of a truck to escape one of these crazy dogs. The second it sees me, it charges. I just kicked the ugly creature reflexively when it went for my leg. I must have had some SERIOUS adrenaline pumping, because I swear I punted that fucking thing 10 feet. It took off, but I love dogs and still feel terrible about doing that.

    But the same damn dog later basically ate somebody's chihuahua, and it finally got put down. What the fuck is wrong with people that let their animals get like this?

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    skettios wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    If I could get a German Shepard without hip problems or heart murmurs I'd take it in a second.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Shepherd_Dog_(Malinois)

    They're a medium size dog instead of large, but look very similar to Shepards and have very similar traits without as many health problems. Very intelligent, very loyal.

    edit: that's odd, it won't recognize Malinois as part of the link so it takes you to a diff wikipedia page

    Put the url tags around the link
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Shepherd_Dog_(Malinois)

    But the "broken" link is good as it has a picture of the Groenendael which is SO PRETTY. Also the Tervurens are great too.

    Basically, if my wife and I hadn't got collies we leaning towards belgian shepherds.

    or Leonbergers.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonberger

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    to be fair chihuahuas are horrible

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Lakenois Belgian Shepherds look like they were crossbred with a loofah though.

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    Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    Boston Terriers are pretty much the only small dog worth having.

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    Rogue LemonRogue Lemon AVATAR BOX TOO TIGHT, 50 YEARS DUNGEON!Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    to be fair chihuahuas are horrible

    Very true. They're kind of meant to be angry little foodstuffs for real dogs.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    terrier and terrible both start with the same four letters

    coincidence? I think not!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    terrier and terrible both start with the same four letters

    coincidence? I think not!

    druhim and buttlord both start with dru smells

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Boston Terriers are pretty much the only small dog worth having.

    Pretty sure you mean Shetland Sheepdogs, right? Because Shelties are great, anything else is butts.

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