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Perchance to [Phalla] - VILLAGE VICTORY

kimekime Queen of BladesRegistered User regular
edited August 2011 in Critical Failures
Perchance to [Phalla]
A Dream-based Mini-Phalla

You don't know where you are. You don't know how you got here.

You don't know what you did.

It doesn't matter. Here is where you are, where you meant to be all along. This is homecoming. This is redemption. This is... you try not to think about it. The sun rises behind you, and its golden light plays along the clouds. The breeze gently stirs your hair and beckons you onward. Why resist? You know this is perfect. Always perfect. You move forward, the day before you. Endless possibility. You smile at the thought. They say that, but they don't mean it. Yet here, it's real. That is why you like it here. The possibilities are endless. And all for you.

"Hey."

That voice. It screeches at you. You stop and turn, looking, searching for the source of that incoherent babbling. Looking and looking. It comes again.

"Hey!"

And you see it. The source of that voice. A man. Waving at you from the horizon. And then he stops and bends and picks it up. You watch me pick up the horizon, and then slip it into my pocket. I wave at you again.

You are incredibly angry.
*****

The fountain burbled. The stars twinkled. Marvel sat on the edge with her ankles crossed and bounced her foot in the air to the beat of both.

"I don't remember this place," she said. "But I've been here before."

John scowled and shoved his hands in the pockets of his corduroys. "You say that like you mean it. But I don't know you. I don't know you at all."

"Does that matter?" Marvel asked.

"I don't know that either," he admitted.

"Then it doesn't matter, Mr. Know Nothing. Any fool could see that. What matters is context."

"Context?"

"Of course. Being here is meaningless without it. Stars shine, water flows. But they know as little as you without context."

John peered around hesitantly. "And what is the context of this place?"

Marvel laughed. "A boy and a girl. Strangers. In the dark. Surely everyone know this one?"

this must not be

John drew her up and away, as the stars fell about them.

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

Oh, you
*****

"I'm not sure I wouldn't like it better if we could just talk," I said, without much conviction. The volcano grumbled and the earth shook. I nodded my head.

"Force of arms then. Victory through strength."

A shiver crawled up and down my spine. Contested territory? No, I don't buy it. This was something different. Close, but not a perfect fit. Like looking up only to see a stranger in the mirror. Things had changed, but I hadn't. I was going to get to the bottom of this. The volcano roared at me. Smoke wreathed the clouds and choked the air. I grinned, put my head down, and charged.

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Welcome! This is a mini-phalla for 28 people. Don't know what Phalla is? Go here, learn, then come back and sign up by posting a Bold, LimeGreen “!Sign up”. This game'll be hosted by me, kime, with Ringo providing the excellent narrations! The theme is dreams.

So, the rules. Follow these, regardless of whether you've determined a specific rule isn't important to your tastes or whatnot. Do not communicate with dead people. Do not use screenshots to prove anything. Do not quote private conversations with me. Do not communicate anonymously with anyone (they need to know your forum name).

New forums, new rule. Everyone read this: Do NOT use the “Add to Conversations” button on PMs.

The single exception to that is with me. It's much easier to manage many PMs now, so I encourage you to add me to all conversations you have with other players. I won't comment on them unless asked questions, of course, but I'd be interested to watch. It's your own choice, but I'd like to see the behind-the-scenes stuff :).

The mechanics here will be more stable than my last game (if you were in that), co-hosted with 38thDoe. But as always, there are no vanillagers in my games, so it could be a bit chaotic. Also, while I've done my best to make this balanced, the actions of the players could cause things to turn out unexpectedly. You were warned :).

Colors used will be based on how readable they are in the standard color scheme.

Every day, you must !Vote in Bold Red for a player to kill. No vote for two nights in the game means you'll be replaced, or killed if we have no reserves.

After all players have signed up, there will be a Day 0. During this time, initial PMs will go out. This day will end as soon as everyone that needs to send me a PM sends me a PM. If you need to, you'll be told in that initial PM. Day 0 will last roughly 24 hours at maximum, depending on when we start. After that, I'll send out whatever other PMs are necessary, and the normal game will start with Day 1.

The vote will close at 11 PM Eastern.

Ask any clarifications in Bold Orange. Of course, feel free to ask questions privately.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Player List
    1. The Anonymous
    2. Langly - Night Two
    3. Nerissa - Night One
    4. Peccavi
    5. Wiet - Night One
    6. Teucrian
    7. I needed a name to post - Night Three
    8. 38thDoe
    9. kuhlmeye
    10. Jason Todd - Night One
    11. Taya - Night Three
    12. TheScruple - Night Three
    13. Egos - Night Two
    14. SeGaTai immortal squish
    15. Capfalcon - Night Two
    16. stever777 - Night Two
    17. piL
    18. Infidel - Night Three
    19. Cythraul - VICTORIOUS Night Three
    20. Lucedes
    21. Spoit
    22. Phyphor - Night Three
    23. B:L - Night Three
    24. MrTLicious - Night Two
    25. facetious
    26. Feckless Rogue - Night One
    27. KetBra - VICTORIOUS Night Three
    28. KingMole - Night Two

    Reserves
    1. immortal squish
    2. Void Slayer
    3. 101

    Clarifications
    kime wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    Are there conversions thralls millers?

    in any combination or singular

    There are no conversions. Win conditions do not change.

    Otherwise.... CLARIFICATION DENIED
    kime wrote:
    Can the vote be redirected, blocked or otherwise manipulated in any way?

    Does the vote trickle?

    The vote does not trickle.

    I cannot answer the other questions at this time because the answers are not available yet. There is nothing even potential that renders voting useless, though.

    Nor can the vote fully be "guarded."


    Langly wrote:
    oh yeah also action order?

    If there exists abilities which affect the vote, then those come first. Then the vote. Then everything else in a roughly simultaneous manner.

    No weird "mafia killed the vig so the vig doesn't get a kill" or anything like that.


    Narrations
    Day Zero Intro
    Night Zero
    Night One
    Night Two
    Night Three

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    How could I possibly say "no" to a kime phalla?

    The Anonymous on
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    !If you write it, they will come

  • NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    this sounds just crazy enough to be seriously amazing.

    Count me in

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Can't miss this

  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    Reporting in.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Are there conversions thralls millers?

    in any combination or singular

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    yes wiet yessssss

    your conversion is nearly complete

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    There are no conversions. Win conditions do not change.

    Otherwise.... CLARIFICATION DENIED

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    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    I'll play.


  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Can the vote be redirected, blocked or otherwise manipulated in any way?

    Does the vote trickle?

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    !werp

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    I can't remember my dreams...

    38thDoE on steam
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    oh yeah also action order?

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Can the vote be redirected, blocked or otherwise manipulated in any way?

    Does the vote trickle?

    The vote does not trickle.

    I cannot answer the other questions at this time because the answers are not available yet. There is nothing even potential that renders voting useless, though.

    Nor can the vote fully be "guarded."


    Langly wrote:
    oh yeah also action order?

    If there exists abilities which affect the vote, then those come first. Then the vote. Then everything else in a roughly simultaneous manner.

    No weird "mafia killed the vig so the vig doesn't get a kill" or anything like that.

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    !I want to go deeper

    PSN: the-K-flash
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    I am hope.

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  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    !sign up

    I need a break from phalla but I keep signing up.

  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    yes wiet yessssss

    your conversion is nearly complete

    !Langly

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  • TheScrupleTheScruple The Oldest of BridgesRegistered User regular
    !Yeah alright, let's try this Phalla thing again.

    Second game ever... so bear with me.

    All prairie dogs just want to be heroes
  • immortal squishimmortal squish Registered User regular
    I must... resist phallia... must concentrate on schoolwork...

    !Reserve

    <3
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    signup

  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    signup!

    PSN SeGaTai
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    kuhlmeye wrote:
    !I want to go deeper

    We'll need a kick.

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    !sign up

    Hosting Android: Netrunner - Thread 2: The Revenge

    The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    28 seems an interesting number.

    38thDoE on steam
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  • piLpiL Registered User regular
    I had a dream the other night about an Iron Chef themed Japanese restaraunt opening up in a very small town that had a round every fifteen or so minutes, and the customers would get their spots at tables/a bar by their competing chefs. The ingredient would get revealed, and they would battle it out for your approval. You would get little cards worth points depending on the ingredient (since you didn't get to choose what you ate), and collecting all the cards would let you earn fabulous prizes.

    This dream was incredibly coherent--was it a message?

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I have a dream was given 28th of august.

    That's all I got

  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Do you pay to be a judge then?

    38thDoE on steam
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Here I am.

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  • piLpiL Registered User regular
    Basically yes, 38th Doe. Upon further consideration, it could either be a legitimate competition between chefs, or maybe even have a bit of showmanship pro wrestling style. Of course, people couldn't really be unbiased, so they wouldn't be real judges, just to play the role. A theme-restaurant, like Medieval Times.

  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Signup!

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    !Ahoy, mateys.

  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    Taya wrote:
    !sign up

    I need a break from phalla but I keep signing up.

    it keeps happening!

  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    still spaaaaaaaace?

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Kime and Ringo hosting? Who shall I kill then?

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    And... huh, only 6 more players? Filling up faster than I expected. Yeyyyy.

    O_O guess that means I need to finish writing everything huh? *cough* I mean of course it's already all done...

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    You will like the Narrations, and you will die.

    ...or you will die?

    No, no. It was right the first time.

  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Dear Phalla,

    !What Dreams May Come?

    Best regards,

    - Cuba Gooding, Jr.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    20 percent of 28 is 5.6, so we will need either someone who only posts a little more than half the time or someone very small for the mafia.

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