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New Comic Thread for Friday August 12, 2011

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edited August 2011 in Social Entropy++
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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Ha, Gabe thinks 100 dollars could pay for 80 scones.

    More like...20. Tops.

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Eighty scones?

    Man, why not break the roof on that mother?

    Go for eighty-one.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    I was at a starbucks and I got a red velvet whoopie pie

    it made me smile

    reading this comic and imagining having 80 of them also made me smile

  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Ha, Gabe thinks 100 dollars could pay for 80 scones.

    More like...20. Tops.

    Well, $100 is just what Tycho put on there that morning.

    I suspect that's money probably already gone before Gabe gets to the Starbucks, though.

  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    Gabe is literally the guy feeding lanes in the previous comic, in THIS comic

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    is this really a thing

    Yeah, this is a real thing.

    geek.com wrote:
    There’s no two ways about it, Starbucks is expensive. With the average price of a drink hovering between $4 and $5, it can dig a hole in anyone’s wallet fairly quickly. It could be a whole lot easier if someone treated you once in a while and shared the caffeinated love. That’s what Jonathan Stark is doing.

    Mr. Stark has made his Starbucks card available to anyone who will use it. Interested caffeine junkies can download an image of the card’s barcode for use on their smartphone. He’s also made the card’s number (6061006913522430) available to those who feel inclined to share the love with others by going online to reload the card.

    Jonathan’s a programmer, so he wrote an API that would update a Twitter account every time the balance changes. Checking the Twitter stream is a solid idea before using the card is the balance updates are tweeted when they occur.

    This communal card is based in the caffe pagato tradition in Italy. Coffee is kind of a big deal there. In Italian cafés, customers can pay for two coffees, but only receive one. The second coffee paid for is on hold for whoever comes in and might be short of cash. The other person would come in and ask if there are any prepaid coffees. If there are, that person would enjoy a cup of coffee courtesy of a benevolent stranger.

    Jonathan’s card is the caffe pagato for a digital age. Are you going to give it a shot?

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    You know, this is a really good idea. But you know how this idea could be even better? If this were a card for Dunkin Donuts.

    There, the coffee is good, and it's a fraction of the cost of Starbucks coffee, so donations would last just a little bit longer.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2011
    is this really a thing

    Yeah, this is a real thing.

    geek.com wrote:
    There’s no two ways about it, Starbucks is expensive. With the average price of a drink hovering between $4 and $5, it can dig a hole in anyone’s wallet fairly quickly. It could be a whole lot easier if someone treated you once in a while and shared the caffeinated love. That’s what Jonathan Stark is doing.

    Mr. Stark has made his Starbucks card available to anyone who will use it. Interested caffeine junkies can download an image of the card’s barcode for use on their smartphone. He’s also made the card’s number (6061006913522430) available to those who feel inclined to share the love with others by going online to reload the card.

    Jonathan’s a programmer, so he wrote an API that would update a Twitter account every time the balance changes. Checking the Twitter stream is a solid idea before using the card is the balance updates are tweeted when they occur.

    This communal card is based in the caffe pagato tradition in Italy. Coffee is kind of a big deal there. In Italian cafés, customers can pay for two coffees, but only receive one. The second coffee paid for is on hold for whoever comes in and might be short of cash. The other person would come in and ask if there are any prepaid coffees. If there are, that person would enjoy a cup of coffee courtesy of a benevolent stranger.

    Jonathan’s card is the caffe pagato for a digital age. Are you going to give it a shot?
    this is kind of neat

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Furthermore, yes, this is a neat idea!

  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    It's also currently empty.

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Because Starbucks is so expensive! I'm telling you, man. Public Dunkin Donuts account.

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Shwoops, missed the closing quote, sorry Rank.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    That is a neat idea.

    Pity Starbucks is foul.

  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    It is kind of neat, but the comic pretty much presents the problem inherent to it. What's to stop someone from being a jerk and just using other people's money when someone loads it?

  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    That's not the problem inherent in it. That's the point of it: you donate money for strangers to buy Starbucks drinks with.

    The comic does illustrate the inherent problem, though, which is you put a bunch on money on it intending for many people to use it, and all it takes is one person to be a big spender and it's empty again.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    It'll be interesting to see if this comic results in more donations or more withdrawals on that card.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    This is like some fucked up social experiment. I can dig it.

  • Black_HeartBlack_Heart Registered User regular
    Fight on Gabe, because we all know letting people have overpriced coffee for free is EXACTLY what Stalin wanted.

    You've done America a great service.

  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    this is a starbucks viral marketing campaign for sure.

    it's very smart

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  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    Eating eighty scones is the best way to kill yourself.

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Death by snoo snoo is the best way to kill yourself.

    This is a grand idea, that I hope gets picked up for more services.

    Just putting this out there; pie shops.

    Oh brilliant
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    is this really a thing

    Yeah, this is a real thing.

    geek.com wrote:
    There’s no two ways about it, Starbucks is expensive. With the average price of a drink hovering between $4 and $5, it can dig a hole in anyone’s wallet fairly quickly. It could be a whole lot easier if someone treated you once in a while and shared the caffeinated love. That’s what Jonathan Stark is doing.

    Mr. Stark has made his Starbucks card available to anyone who will use it. Interested caffeine junkies can download an image of the card’s barcode for use on their smartphone. He’s also made the card’s number (6061006913522430) available to those who feel inclined to share the love with others by going online to reload the card.

    Jonathan’s a programmer, so he wrote an API that would update a Twitter account every time the balance changes. Checking the Twitter stream is a solid idea before using the card is the balance updates are tweeted when they occur.

    This communal card is based in the caffe pagato tradition in Italy. Coffee is kind of a big deal there. In Italian cafés, customers can pay for two coffees, but only receive one. The second coffee paid for is on hold for whoever comes in and might be short of cash. The other person would come in and ask if there are any prepaid coffees. If there are, that person would enjoy a cup of coffee courtesy of a benevolent stranger.

    Jonathan’s card is the caffe pagato for a digital age. Are you going to give it a shot?
    this is kind of neat

    I agree.

    However, "the average price of a drink hovering between $4 and $5"? What are they smoking? Drip coffee is under $2 for a small and under $3 for a large. Same for tea. IIRC the only drinks cracking the $4 mark are large espresso drinks, smoothies and frappucinos. I don't think that pushes the average price into the $4.50 range.

  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Dumb as hell. I'm with Gabe.

    jackal on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Those damn Commies

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Reminds me of the time at (starbucks, funnily enough) where everyone decided to pay for the customer behind them.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    This reminds me of something that I heard this past May about my cousin. He lived in Phoenix, Arizona, and worked at the family company that he, his twin brother, and their mom had built together. For the past ten years or so, ever since he got out of the house and started working on his own, he saved up about a thousand dollars in a special account each year.

    On Mother's day, he would buy a ton of long stem roses, and go to the local Starbucks, give them to the manager, along with a check for x amount of money. Any mom that walked into the shop that day got a rose and a free drink of their choice. He did it anonymously. His mom had gotten into the habit of stopping in on Mother's day each year because she thought it was neat that someone in the community did that for people.

    We found out it was him at his funeral, during his brother's remembrance time.

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Furthermore, yes, this is a neat idea!

    It's also from a guy who's company makes mobile applications/promotions, and Starbucks is one of their clients.

    Coffee Strategies article on it.

  • ffaristocratffaristocrat Registered User regular
    Why does this remind me of the morons who to offset the efforts of dirty farkin hippies trying to save energy by turning off the lights or taking the bus, loudly declare that they're going to run their AC at full blast constantly, leave their lights on and spend a few hours idling their SUV on the side of the road, just to show the DFHs that conservation is a fool's game?

  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    Why does this remind me of the morons who to offset the efforts of dirty farkin hippies trying to save energy by turning off the lights or taking the bus, loudly declare that they're going to run their AC at full blast constantly, leave their lights on and spend a few hours idling their SUV on the side of the road, just to show the DFHs that conservation is a fool's game?
    those guys are worse, since they don't even get anything (e.g. eighty scones) out of it

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    No one actually does that. Someone may say they will do that, but no one actually does it. It's expensive.

  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    Some do.

  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    How would you ever know. Saying you do is as good as actually doing it because it can't be confirmed. It's impossible for someone to prove they did it. They could prove it over very small time scales, but that doesn't really mean anything.

    I hate dirty fucking hippies as much as anyone who hates dirty fucking hippies can hate dirty fucking hippies, and I don't do it.

  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    jackal wrote:
    How would you ever know.
    Youtube.

  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Someone posting a ten minute video doesn't prove anything. It proves that they did it for ten minutes. "Lookit me, I've wasted 3 cents of electricity!"

    jackal on
  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    Unless they have a full Clark Griswold Christmas light thing going on.

    But the one(s) I was thinking of were more gas-based than electrical.

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I heard about his "Johnathan's Card" thing in the same breath I heard about it being a fake marketing campaign to get people to go to Starbucks and feel good about it.

    It kinda sucks that M&J were hoodwinked enough to give it publicity.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Langly wrote:
    This reminds me of something that I heard this past May about my cousin. He lived in Phoenix, Arizona, and worked at the family company that he, his twin brother, and their mom had built together. For the past ten years or so, ever since he got out of the house and started working on his own, he saved up about a thousand dollars in a special account each year.

    On Mother's day, he would buy a ton of long stem roses, and go to the local Starbucks, give them to the manager, along with a check for x amount of money. Any mom that walked into the shop that day got a rose and a free drink of their choice. He did it anonymously. His mom had gotten into the habit of stopping in on Mother's day each year because she thought it was neat that someone in the community did that for people.

    We found out it was him at his funeral, during his brother's remembrance time.

    Laaaaaanglyyyyyyyy :cry:

  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    SabreMau wrote:
    That's not the problem inherent in it. That's the point of it: you donate money for strangers to buy Starbucks drinks with.

    The comic does illustrate the inherent problem, though, which is you put a bunch on money on it intending for many people to use it, and all it takes is one person to be a big spender and it's empty again.

    Wait. That's just dumb then. I don't want to pay for other people's coffee.

    See I thought it was like.. some sort of discount card that made the coffee cheaper if you pay with it. So people would put their own money on it then use it to save a few bucks. And some guy was just being nice by letting everyone use his.

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Adus wrote:
    SabreMau wrote:
    That's not the problem inherent in it. That's the point of it: you donate money for strangers to buy Starbucks drinks with.

    The comic does illustrate the inherent problem, though, which is you put a bunch on money on it intending for many people to use it, and all it takes is one person to be a big spender and it's empty again.

    Wait. That's just dumb then. I don't want to pay for other people's coffee.

    See I thought it was like.. some sort of discount card that made the coffee cheaper if you pay with it. So people would put their own money on it then use it to save a few bucks. And some guy was just being nice by letting everyone use his.
    so...generosity is good but only when someone else is being generous.

    i'm not going to say everyone has to up and donate just to be a good person, especially not now. but i don't see why people are hating on the gift card idea if others can donate to it.

    yeah, the major weakness is that someone is inevitably going to abuse the card. doesn't make the underlying idea any less cool.

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