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I was at home tonight with the wife when a veritable horde of naked, nubile 18-year-olds of various differing races beat our front door down and invaded. Half of them tied up my wife and pleasured her - I was nearly petrified by the insane level of lust in the room. The other half came after me, waving tubes of lubricating substances and screaming for my man-chowder in "every orifice." I have retreated to the basement, where I am typing by candlelight and listening as they scrape their fingertips bare against the barred door.
That said:
Should I change the shoes I'm wearing this week? Right now I've settled on some suede loafers, and I have a few others that I can try on.
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also i saw a t.v. special once where a guy jumped off a roof and landed on his head
he totally got powers
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rawr
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Quick, make a constitutional amendment banning something!
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That'll teach m e to try and plug a phone line in there.
Secret Satan
:winky:
bwahaha
now nothing stands in my way to take over the world
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grow a third nipple
I was at home tonight with the wife when a veritable horde of naked, nubile 18-year-olds of various differing races beat our front door down and invaded. Half of them tied up my wife and pleasured her - I was nearly petrified by the insane level of lust in the room. The other half came after me, waving tubes of lubricating substances and screaming for my man-chowder in "every orifice." I have retreated to the basement, where I am typing by candlelight and listening as they scrape their fingertips bare against the barred door.
That said:
Should I change the shoes I'm wearing this week? Right now I've settled on some suede loafers, and I have a few others that I can try on.
:-|
Secret Satan
Yes.
then Ill be impressed
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Who is with my radical faction who will restore peace and order to the galaxy
I wonder what the world will be like in the morning?
Fuuuuuuuuuuck
Let me ejaculate into your mouth. It's ok, I'm a doctor.
Wait that comes out to P.O.R.C.H.M.O.N.K.E.Y.
It's ok folks, he's taking it back.