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hell yes HELL YES FOUND MY CELL PHONE

OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
panicked recently, as i have never lost my cell phone

ran around the house calling my number, no ring-- fuck

look outside; hey, what's that familiar glint

turns out my girlfriend backed over it on her way home and when i got to it it was a block of ice from the horrible Canadian temperatures

still works fine hell yes

got any good cell phone retrieval stories? i'm sure you must

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So what's your number?

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ive never lost my phone but if I did, thats how I would do it.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    She backed over it, like, with a car? And it still works? What kind is it?

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  • HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    907-715-6896

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    i lost my phone and it was in the bed of a friend who i had stayed over after a night clubbing

    i thought i had lost it

    i don't know why it was in his bed because i slept on the couch

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    She backed over it, like, with a car? And it still works? What kind is it?

    didn't hit it, i don't think

    though it's a few feet from where it would have dropped so she might have sideswiped it

    must have been horribly close to a smashed phone

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Once I lost it and then I found it a while later and there was some panic in between.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    i'm expecting callius to come into this thread and be all like 'yeah it was coiled in my cock but i didn't notice because i have teams of nurses working in shifts to attend to my manhood'

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  • DevoiDDevoiD Australia, Mate ;)Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I used to work as a bouncer, and I was holding someone down, and my phone fell out of my pocket, so the jerk I was holding down happened to have friends, and one of them decided it would be cool if he kicked my phone onto the road, and under a passing truck...

    I recovered my SIM card with a pair of PLIERS and threw the remaining chewed husk of my phone into the trash.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    'i only realized because it was on vibrate and the girl was screaming louder than usual'

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    One time I lost my phone in school and didn't ask anyone and then like three weeks later I told the girl next to me in my one class that I lost it, and she said, "Really? I found a phone under your chair so I gave it to the teacher." and sure enough, the teacher had it

    they both were like "How did you go so long without it?" and I said, "Because it's a freakin phone, jeeze."

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    what

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My roommate lost his at the hotel this past weekend. Called it the next morning, a very nice elderly Asian/Hispanic couple found it and returned it to us later that morning, and wouldn't accept the $20 "IF FOUND" reward he'd texted to it.

    It turned out their son's phone had been stolen on a week or so before, so they knew how it felt.

    Good feelings all around.

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I lost mine in a soccer field a few weeks after the season.

    So the grass was long and the cell phone was on vibrate.

    I ended up tossing my water bottle right next to it randomly one day and found it when I went for a drink.

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  • DevoiDDevoiD Australia, Mate ;)Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Tard wrote: »
    I lost mine in a soccer field a few weeks after the season.

    So the grass was long and the cell phone was on vibrate.

    I ended up tossing my water bottle right next to it randomly one day and found it when I went for a drink.

    Did it still work, or was it boned?

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Chances are the warranty on it's void though. If you ever need to send it in for repair don't bother. There's a sticker inside that changes color if it ever comes into contact with water.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    my girlfriend left hers in a target bathroom and then went back the next morning and it was in their lost-and-found

    uh

    yes

    that is not interesting at all, whippy

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It still works perfectly.

    I also dropped it out of a moving car and landed on it skateboarding and the like. The things a tank.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    my girlfriend left hers in a target bathroom and then went back the next morning and it was in their lost-and-found

    uh

    yes

    that is not interesting at all, whippy

    was the lost and found made of lava

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  • DevoiDDevoiD Australia, Mate ;)Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    my girlfriend left hers in a target bathroom and then went back the next morning and it was in their lost-and-found

    uh

    yes

    that is not interesting at all, whippy

    was the lost and found made of lava

    that could be interesting

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    I got a job at target last week, what sort of discount there do employees get

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cellphone's Dead - Beck :^:

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Next time we should talk about the times we've found coins on the street.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I got a job at target last week, what sort of discount there do employees get

    Whippy, set aside all the new Star Wars figures for me.

    That's what all the Targets do: they sell the new Star Wars figures to their employees first. That's the only reason I can think of why I don't see any new figures until two months after they're out everywhere else.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Motorola and Nokia phones have proven quite durable for me. My blackberry just broke though. Thank god for warranties.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Things about cell phones that need to stop:
    1) Ignorance of the Silent Setting-- Either stop losing your phone or set it an audible setting. Ladies: God invented pockets for a reason. You should put things in them occasionally. You should also stop losing your handbags, which are bigger than cellphone and since you can't be trusted with, you probably shouldn't be setting your phone down at a social gathering. Dudes-- Use your pockets. Problem solved.

    2) Abuse of the Vibrate Setting-- I should not be able to hear your vibrating cell phone from across the room. I have bad hearing and I can still pick it up. I don't know if you have a hollow leg or just like covering your phone in loose change, but this needs to end. Also: You are not excused from shame if you answer your cellphone during class. That sort of nullifies the whole vibrate setting in the first place.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Motorola and Nokia phones have proven quite durable for me. My blackberry just broke though. Thank god for warranties.

    Newer models don't have that problem from the looks of it.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    i have my phone on vibrate, it stays on my belt

    when it rings during class, i hit the 'ignore' button

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Things about people without cellphones that need to stop:

    Crying

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  • DevoiDDevoiD Australia, Mate ;)Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Motorola and Nokia phones have proven quite durable for me. My blackberry just broke though. Thank god for warranties.

    Newer models don't have that problem from the looks of it.

    they have bigger problems.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Motorola and Nokia phones have proven quite durable for me. My blackberry just broke though. Thank god for warranties.

    Newer models don't have that problem from the looks of it.

    What exactly do you mean? My Blackberry was the latest model (Pearl) if that's what you are implying.

    Also: YAY! Quote trees are back!

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Things about cell phones that need to stop:
    1) Ignorance of the Silent Setting-- Either stop losing your phone or set it an audible setting. Ladies: God invented pockets for a reason. You should put things in them occasionally. You should also stop losing your handbags, which are bigger than cellphone and since you can't be trusted with, you probably shouldn't be setting your phone down at a social gathering. Dudes-- Use your pockets. Problem solved.

    2) Abuse of the Vibrate Setting-- I should not be able to hear your vibrating cell phone from across the room. I have bad hearing and I can still pick it up. I don't know if you have a hollow leg or just like covering your phone in loose change, but this needs to end. Also: You are not excused from shame if you answer your cellphone during class. That sort of nullifies the whole vibrate setting in the first place.

    I'll disagree with point number 2 as there's no real reasoning behind it. Look if you don't like hearing a cell phone vibrate, I don't see how you can tolerate simple ambient noise. You should remove your ears as a result.

    Or maybe it stems from being assaulted with a vibrator as a child?

    Seriously, what kind of an insane pet peeve is that Penguin?

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Motorola and Nokia phones have proven quite durable for me. My blackberry just broke though. Thank god for warranties.

    Newer models don't have that problem from the looks of it.

    What exactly do you mean? My Blackberry was the latest model (Pearl) if that's what you are implying.

    Also: YAY! Quote trees are back!

    Just going by calls I used to take and BB's I had to report as "defective" in my old job.

    6750s and 7750s were the ones with the most problems.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I got a job at target last week, what sort of discount there do employees get


    Wifey is a store manager, what job did you get? level I, II, or III?

    If I remember right the discount is 10% or 15% depending on your region.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    I have no idea what level

    I'm going to guess 1

    or 3

    whichever is the lowest

    I will be working at FOOD AVENUE

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    also wifey is one of my favorite porn stars, I think she is really pretty and has aged spectacularly

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    Seriously, what kind of an insane pet peeve is that Penguin?
    It's because it sounds like and has the exact rythm of a ring. It defeats the entire purpose of the vibrate setting.

    @ Whippy: Yes. Wifey is quite nice. Except that I'm tired of POV shots. That's right folks, I've come to a point in my life where pornography bores me.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    I think she is probably my perfect woman

    or one of them

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    i was sad to hear nicole peters quit

    and then score ran out of sharday sets

    that was a bad day for my penis

    i am talking about big-breast models on a video gaming forum

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I kind of don't want to have this conversation.

    Not because it's creepy or whatever, but I basically do not want to come to terms with how much pornography and pornography related material I have bouncing around in my head.

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