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Name That Stand up comic! "I am the Machine", Russia, and the Mob
I heard on the radio (Adam Carolla might have been hosting, but quite honestly it could have been anyone), about five years ago, a side splittingly hysterical story from a comic who during a trip to Russia while in college accidentally introduced himself to the Russian Mob bodyguards they had hired as The Machine. The gangsters thought it was hysterical, invited The Machine and his friend into their room, and then shit got crazy. Throughout the trip, they wound up helping to rob a train, were introduced to more mobsters, and even took a joy ride in a police car in some Russian city one night (since the mob owned the cops at that time). I've googled as best I can and have come up short. This is all of the information I have to provide.
Is there any chance this is familiar to anyone?