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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    homeless dudes have developed rocketship technology

    their ships are fueled by canned food and box wine

    you know those silver bags that come inside the boxes of wine?

    when full, they make the awesomest footballs ever. And every time you get tackled, you are all, "Hey no prob, I'll just drink some more bad wine!"

    And then at the end of the game you are really really drunk and all of a sudden "Oh hey it also makes for a pillow!"

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    do you mean this 12 second google search

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i mean everyone's just going VIDEOGAMES DIDN'T DO IT because they like videogames and such


    but you know

    60 years ago a scientist woulda laughed in your face if you tried to tell him cigarettes gave you cancer

    http://gamepolitics.com/2007/02/19/researcher-finds-scant-evidence-linking-violent-games-with-aggressive-behavior/

    correlation? maybe, but it's sketchy. causation? HELLS no.

    of course politicians will promote hot-button issues and less-than-scientific "studies" to promote their own political ends, rather than attempt being rational about it.

    and honestly, i don't know why violence in games has become such a hot issue in the first place. violence among youth is actually going DOWN overall. most violence among youth now is related to poverty and lack of support for education and other youth programs. and we're not exactly sending a positive message with our "preemptive war on terror" are we?

    Someone needs to post that article where the author shows a graph of youth violent crime over time taken from the US government's statistic web page that points out when game consoles were released and how violent crime has gone down, despite that newer games are more violent.

    then i could post this graph that shows a correlation between the homosexual population and the number of taco bell franchises

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    taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Go be fat elsewhere, chubbo

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Just once I want to read a story about a moron killing someone with a baseball bat blaming the game of baseball for making it easy to obtain well proportioned clubs at chain stores nation wide. Damn baseball arming our kids. It's a beating simulator I tell you.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    I'm pretty sure I can find an indirect correlation to the number of times I masturbate in a given month and the rise and fall of tidal temperatures.

    Its a pretty big responsibility to have riding on my shoulders. I try not to think about it too much, or else it gets really hard to finish.

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    taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Your search - homosexual taco bell graph - did not match any documents.

    :(

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    did you know that every single last serial killer and mass murderer ate bread

    every last one

    bread turns you into a soulless moster

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    ArcticXC wrote: »
    Your search - homosexual taco bell graph - did not match any documents.

    :(

    i am typing that into google right now

    not because i'm hoping to find it


    i just want it in my search history for when company comes over

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Those silver wine bags also are very, very hard to pop.

    Like, you can jump on them, both heels first, as hard as you can, and very rarely will you pop it.

    I've thrown a dart at one and it just bounced right back at me.

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Air wrote: »
    do you mean this 12 second google search

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    Thanks to you, though, it was a zero second search for me.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I wonder if I can affect the prime interest rate based on the amount (in grams) of poop I produce per day?

    TO THE SCIENCE CAVE!

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    taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    We need a thread where the people of SE perform various experiments, with ideas coming from the group as a whole
    Verily, a thread for SE++ Labs to really make a name for itself

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    man that sandwich was delicious

    hey guys what going on in HURARRRUUGGHLLUURRAARGH

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    sup rane

    we're inventing science

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    can't talk

    bread has made me into a monster

    DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEEE

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME

    LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT

    YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME NOW BUT IT'S TOO LATE


    IT'S THE BREAD! THE BREEEEAD!!

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I am eating more bread

    it's white bread, too, it's unhealthy AND it makes me a crazy psycho killer

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    white bread is supreme

    I am a bread supremacist

    but if I'm gunna be made into a crazed serial killer

    might as well do it with the only pure bread

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hitler all gnawing on some iron kids pb and js

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have it on very good authority that hitler ate bread on a regular basis

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Personally, I hate white bread. The peasant stock in me likes some freaking substance to my bread. Rye, pumpernickel, wheat, potato, oat, etc. Anything beats crappy white wonderbread.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Science does what I say.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have it on good authority that the terrorists love water. They drink it every day religiously.

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    ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Someday we will just come to accept our violent tenancies.

    When that day comes we may have neurocannulas.

    And then everyone will be expected to murder at least one person in the most violent way possible every single day.

    Not a real person but a virtual one in a simulation where everything around you seems as real as it would in your own backyard.

    This is the future gentlemen.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter, have you had good Honey White bread?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hunter's right, white bread is boring and stupid you guys

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I prefer bread where things don't come with my bread

    I don;t want to pick my teeth for hours just because I had a sandwich

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    I bought a really, really good loaf of Pain de Mie yesterday at the local french bakery. Very awesome sandwich bread made from scratch. Made myself a huge-ass meatball sandwich on it for lunch yesterday, and then made really awesome french toast for dinner.

    Then I killed a family of six and blamed it on Newsweek.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Personally, I hate white bread. The peasant stock in me likes some freaking substance to my bread. Rye, pumpernickel, wheat, potato, oat, etc. Anything beats crappy white wonderbread.

    depends what you put on it

    eg you cant make good fairybread on pumpernickel

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh god sour dough bread is glorious.

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    ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Best of Both is the only way to fly.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Oh god sour dough bread is glorious.

    YES YES YES YES YES

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sour dough is so damn awesome

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Hunter, have you had good Honey White bread?

    I get my bread from a great little family owned bakery near where I work. The owner makes this rye-pumpernickel swirl that is just superb. She also makes real sourdough loaves and potato breads.

    I haven't bought sliced mass produced bread in like 5 years.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Home Pride Butter-Top. It's $0.99 a loaf and it will last months if stored properly.

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    ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Someday we will just come to accept our gluttonous tenancies.

    When that day comes we may have neurocannulas.

    And then everyone will be expected to eat at least one person in the most delicious way possible every single day.

    Not a real person but a virtual one in a simulation where everything around you seems as real as it would in your own backyard.

    This is the future gentlemen.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Hunter, have you had good Honey White bread?

    I get my bread from a great little family owned bakery near where I work. The owner makes this rye-pumpernickel swirl that is just superb. She also makes real sourdough loaves and potato breads.

    I haven't bought sliced mass produced bread in like 5 years.

    You, sir, are a lucky summa bitch.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Hunter, have you had good Honey White bread?

    I get my bread from a great little family owned bakery near where I work. The owner makes this rye-pumpernickel swirl that is just superb. She also makes real sourdough loaves and potato breads.

    I haven't bought sliced mass produced bread in like 5 years.

    You, sir, are a lucky summa bitch.

    She also makes homemade jelly, jams, and spreads. I bought her version of whole wheat english muffins and this apple butter she made. It tasted like pure awesome.

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