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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Cassie sleeps on a little pillow side ways like a person. Its adorable. Until she starts licking her ass at 3am.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    One of my border terriers Rose sleeps on her back with her legs sticking straight in the air. Funniest thing you will ever see.

    Mazzyx on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Corgis will also sleep like superman pose with both back legs sticking out, its hilarious.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote:
    Arch wrote:
    Quid wrote:
    Wait is dog penis a thing we care about? Do I need to edit that?

    Quid your mother and I are very disappointed in you

    Why would I care what a gambling addict and an entomologist think?

    why would anyone want to study a tolkien race that much

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote:
    Quid wrote:
    Arch wrote:
    Quid wrote:
    Wait is dog penis a thing we care about? Do I need to edit that?

    Quid your mother and I are very disappointed in you

    Why would I care what a gambling addict and an entomologist think?

    why would anyone want to study a tolkien race that much

    because they are a hobbit?

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    ents are pretty cool, though

    possibly the best part of the whole series

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    ents are pretty cool, though

    possibly the best part of the whole series

    No way.

    Totally Tom Bombadil and his hot wife.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Gooey wrote:
    Quid wrote:
    Arch wrote:
    Quid wrote:
    Wait is dog penis a thing we care about? Do I need to edit that?

    Quid your mother and I are very disappointed in you

    Why would I care what a gambling addict and an entomologist think?

    why would anyone want to study a tolkien race that much

    because they have a hobbit for doing it?

    Fixed to salvage squandered pun potential.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    ents are pretty cool, though

    possibly the best part of the whole series

    No way.

    Totally Tom Bombadil and his hot wife.

    You are the worst human being ever.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    He's from Chicago.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    ents are pretty cool, though

    possibly the best part of the whole series

    No way.

    Totally Tom Bombadil and his hot wife.

    You are the worst human being ever.

    Are you telling me you don't like Tom Bombadil and his hot wife?

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Today I awoke to further discomfort from the food poisoning I am enduring

    and to discover Jack Layton died :(

    fuck today

    i want do-overs

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    ents are pretty cool, though

    possibly the best part of the whole series

    No way.

    Totally Tom Bombadil and his hot wife.

    You are the worst human being ever.

    Have you looked at your sig lately?

    (I am referring to the content of your sig, not you)

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Preacher wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    ents are pretty cool, though

    possibly the best part of the whole series

    No way.

    Totally Tom Bombadil and his hot wife.

    You are the worst human being ever.

    Are you telling me you don't like Tom Bombadil and his hot wife?

    He's an extended part of the worst part of the LOTR book.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    Today I awoke to further discomfort from the food poisoning I am enduring

    and to discover Jack Layton died :(

    fuck today

    i want do-overs

    Pony you have my condolences on Mr. Layton's death.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Uuuuuuuuuuugh I see my psychiatrist on Tuesday

    and I don't know what I'm going to say

    "So uh they upped my dosages even more but I feel like shit, gimme some of that Ativan"

    :[

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    dude just log in for chatting purposes

    no u >:[

    you can gtalk me if you want, I am on that sometimes during the day!

    i dont have your gtalk

    >:[

    Also I am not chatting during the workday either bro

    this is for like

    weeknights and weekends
    Oh, I see how it is. :cry:

    You just don't like me because I say mean, accurate things about LoL.

    You gonna be in town for PAX, @PowerPuppies ?

    Thanatos on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Man, this is like the best typo ever.
    Reuters wrote:
    Biden's meetings with Xi were carefully watched for clues about China's next leader, who is expected to succeed Hu Jintao in 2103.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Jack Layton was the first politician I ever trusted. Sucks, man.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Today I awoke to further discomfort from the food poisoning I am enduring

    and to discover Jack Layton died :(

    fuck today

    i want do-overs

    Pony you have my condolences on Mr. Layton's death.

    he's got a pretty incredible story, really

    he took a joke of a party that had like, barely any seats in Parliament

    and over the course of his career, made them the official opposition, and a serious part of federal politics

    that's the career high note he ended on, he revolutionized the party balance of Canadian federal politics

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    I am reading a discussion on a writing message board that's pissing me off.

    This guy is like "God I hate it when black people/women/anyone who isn't white and male make their own superheroes to empower themselves. It's dumb and they're bad writers and I hate their stupid Mary Sues"

    and people are like "Dude Superman and Spiderman are all wish fulfillment Mary Sues by that logic"

    and he's all "no those comics are just good business, as it appeals to the most amount of people, DUH"

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    wait wait wait

    there were LOTR books? I should check that out

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    I am reading a discussion on a writing message board that's pissing me off.

    This guy is like "God I hate it when black people/women/anyone who isn't white and male make their own superheroes to empower themselves. It's dumb and they're bad writers and I hate their stupid Mary Sues"

    and people are like "Dude Superman and Spiderman are all wish fulfillment Mary Sues by that logic"

    and he's all "no those comics are just good business, as it appeals to the most amount of people, DUH"

    Ah, the classic "When you do it, it's offensive, when I do it, it's practical."

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Gooey wrote:
    wait wait wait

    there were LOTR books? I should check that out
    most fans agree that they aren't as good as the manga adaption

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Also the term Mary Sue doesn't mean anything anymore, it's just too overused. Everyone is a Mary Sue.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote:
    wait wait wait

    there were LOTR books? I should check that out

    Movie novelisations aren't very good as a rule and they are no exception.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Also the term Mary Sue doesn't mean anything anymore, it's just too overused. Everyone is a Mary Sue.

    Let me link you to this trope about the over use of mary sue.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Gooey wrote:
    wait wait wait

    there were LOTR books? I should check that out
    most fans agree that they aren't as good as the manga adaption

    Nerd did I tell you that I was directed to a League of Legends manga that was just explicit sex and it used in-game mechanics, like Miss Fortune used Double Up on Jax's balls, and Jax's three thrusts into Sona's vagina empowered his fourth strike but he had dodge stats so he 'dodged' his climax and kept satisfying her, and Teemo had yordle aphrodisiac mushrooms that made all the girls super horny, but Katarina was a virgin so Shen lovingly deflowered her in the bushes.

    I was laughing so hard that my mom came to check up on me and she nearly saw Shen cock all over my screen and that would have been awkward.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I remember that, yeah :(

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    good times

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:

    The French had it right, man. Kill the bourgeois.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    good times if you're awful, yeah

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    God Nerd, you're such a Mary Sue

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:

    The French had it right, man. Kill the bourgeois.

    Redistribution of wealth baby. Lets pull a Russian revolution. I will be Lenin and you will be my royal family.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    gah, do i want to buy disney stock or not. i have no strong feelings either way

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    God Nerd, you're such a Mary Sue

    at least I'm better than you at LoL

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote:

    I gave up hoping he'd accept the advice on page 3. Now I'm just relishing the frustration and rage of everyone trying to give him advice.

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    maybe I should just use the money to play blackjack.

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