What's your porn name (& first movie)?

Usagi

Sunny Shores

Dr. Frenchenstein

I think that might actually be a porn star's name

MrMonroe

Skull Man wrote:

let's mix this up a bit

how about the first porn you'll star in

for this, let's go with the first word of your favorite drink plus the first word of the last show you watched three episodes of

for me this would be Dirty House

"Tom Parks"

starring

Burt Maple

kingworks

Her avatar does seem exceptionally pleased with herself.

Dr. Frenchenstein

MrMonroe wrote:

Skull Man wrote:

let's mix this up a bit

how about the first porn you'll star in

for this, let's go with the first word of your favorite drink plus the first word of the last show you watched three episodes of

for me this would be Dirty House

"Tom Parks"

starring

Burt Maple

Canadian Porn at it's best

lostwords

Baybreeze Freaks and Geeks

Skull Man

And who will you star opposite?

to choose a lady, pick your favorite fruit plus the most prominent geological feature of your region

For me, this is Tangelo Hills

to choose a fellow, the first word of your favorite pizza topping plus the first word of the last breakfast cereal you ate

for me, Black Kashi

Blake T

Laphroaig Football

jackal

Orange Valley.

I think that system only works for people that like cherries.

Garlic Bread

Strawberry Fields

Garlic Bread

wait a second...

Peter Ebel

Lagavulin Louie. That works extremely well.

Skull Man

jackal wrote:

Orange Valley.

I think that system only works for people that like cherries.

Orange Valley works perfectly

probably guido porn

Indie Winter

Simba Firsts in: Pepsi Doctor

Rankenphile

jackal wrote:

Orange Valley.

Starring Snooki

Anialos

Apricot Sound

Sassori

kingworks wrote:

Mortal Sky wrote:

Sassori wrote:

Marshmallow Landing Drive

This is too good.

BBW

My movie would be Wild Cherry Daria.

Reigner

Cream Suits

Starring

Lee Franklin

Squall

Sasha Anita stars in

White Arrested Development?

Skull Man

just White Arrested

which works!

probably a jail girls kinda thing

Bedigunz

Pornstar name: Singh Irish Ridge

Porno name: Vodka Doctor (Who)

jackal

Dr Numb3rs

kingworks

Are we counting tomato as a fruit? If so, all the salsa and marina-based sauces I eat definitely put that at the top of the list.

My co-star is either Tomato or Cherry Mountains.

Slider

Sir Dickson Dickington of Dickmore.

Beef Avenger

I'm Marble Maple and I'll be starring in Milk Breaking with my costars Apple Valley and Pepperoni Vector

DMAC

Coffee Entourage

Mortal Sky

Chartreuse Buffy

starring Morgan Dean

Kuribo's Shoe

Scrappy Madison.

Sweeney Tom

I am Pepsi Battlestar

And I star opposite Cheese Cheerios

kingworks

I considered listing the guy, but 'generic assortment of fruit, nuts, and flakes' seemed ... wrong.

Usagi

kingworks wrote:

Her avatar does seem exceptionally pleased with herself.

What can I say, I do good work

Rhesus Positive

I am Indiana San Diego, or just San Diego (no middle name).

My first film is Ginger Big, co-starring Apple Fens and Goat Bran. Huh.

THEPAIN73

David Franklin...
(road + middle name)
booooring

Duke Capricorn
(pet + road)
this is a nice combo

PixelMonkey

Radar Doubleview

faits

goat bran

Rhesus Positive

Liking goats' cheese and worrying about bowel regularity is a weird mix in the porn game.

Sara Lynn

kingworks wrote:

There are two commonly held approaches to this:
1) your middle name + the name of the street you grew up on
2) your pet's name + street name (as above)

So I'd be either Michael or Keno Horsehead

UPATE: At Skull Man's suggestion:

let's mix this up a bit

how about the first porn you'll star in

for this, let's go with the first word of your favorite drink plus the first word of the last show you watched three episodes of

Another UPDATE:

And who will you star opposite?

to choose a lady, pick your favorite fruit plus the most prominent geological feature of your region

to choose a fellow, the first word of your favorite pizza topping plus the first word of the last breakfast cereal you ate

1) Lynn North Ridge
2) Lola North Ridge

First Porn: Sprite Dick Van Dyke (YESSSSS)

Star Opposite: Cheese Chex

Cowardly

Mark Gorse
Richie Gorse

First porn: Orange Game
Featuring: Strawberry Moors

Noisymunk

Margarita Supernatural starring Ed Clear and Mango Potomac.

Gird your loins.

Staleghoti

Jake Fraser reporting for duty