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[Mass Effect] 4-Player Cooperative Lesbians

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    exactly what the hell is the point of a Vanguard who just uses assault rifles instead of charge

    you'd be better off playing adept or sentinel

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Sentinel is best with a shotgun. Fact.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    don't give me that "well sometimes I charge and sometimes I shoot at range"

    you should be charging all the time, and the best weapon for charge is the krogun

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  • BlurblBlurbl -_- Registered User regular
    Being able to reliably oneshot any of the lower level mooks, even on insanity, was pretty damn awsome.

  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    I dunno, the Mattock is pretty great in any circumstance. That said
    Silpheed wrote:
    Oh man, playing as a Vanguard with a fully loaded Mattock rifle is so much fun. Fuck the unweildy, fugly piece of shit shotgun that the Krogun is.

    Turn in your Vanguard badge sir

    You're off the case

    YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, O'MALLEY SILPHEED!

    THE MAYOR IS RIDING MY ASS ON THIS ONE! WE CAN'T HAVE YOUR SHIT GETTING IN THE WAY WHEN THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED! ON YOUR WATCH!

    :^:

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  • KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    You know, I've beaten ME1 three times, and I anticipate more in the future, but there are some decisions I can just never bring myself to make. Like killing the rachni - it's bound to be more interesting to have them on my side in 3 than to have them dead. Anyone else have that problem?

    Me too. And I've never had to kill Wrex. He was way too much fun when you're talking to the Terra Firma guy. Don't think I've ever killed Ashley as well.

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Krieghund wrote:
    You know, I've beaten ME1 three times, and I anticipate more in the future, but there are some decisions I can just never bring myself to make. Like killing the rachni - it's bound to be more interesting to have them on my side in 3 than to have them dead. Anyone else have that problem?

    Me too. And I've never had to kill Wrex. He was way too much fun when you're talking to the Terra Firma guy. Don't think I've ever killed Ashley as well.

    Of course not.

    Killing Wrex is wrong.

    And, while Ash is a fine character, killing her would be alright...

    If it didn't mean Alenko lives.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    One of these days I should really explore his dialog tree (as maleshep, since he assumes Femshep wants him if they exchange more than three words) and see if he has anything interesting to talk about other than Jump Zero.

  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    One of these days I should really explore his dialog tree (as maleshep, since he assumes Femshep wants him if they exchange more than three words) and see if he has anything interesting to talk about other than Jump Zero.

    nope

    EDIT: he does say something different about liara i guess

    curly haired boy on
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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    One of these days I should really explore his dialog tree (as maleshep, since he assumes Femshep wants him if they exchange more than three words) and see if he has anything interesting to talk about other than Jump Zero.

    nope

    EDIT: he does say something different about liara i guess

    Man even makes a psychic kick to the head boring.

    That takes talent.

  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    don't give me that "well sometimes I charge and sometimes I shoot at range"

    you should be charging all the time, and the best weapon for charge is the krogun

    The Krogan kind of sucks ass and has horrific hit detection for its long reload time. I found the geth plasma shotgun or the other rapid firing shotgun to be far superior to it. I can see the point of the claymore, but I can't see it's actual useful application because it's *so* bad.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    So what you're saying is the krogun is great as long as you don't miss

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Meh. I actually found the GPS to kind of suck for Vanguarding once you get the hang of it. It's too slow.

    The rapid fire gun is good, but doesn't fit my style.

    I prefer the Claymore or Evisercator because they drop targets the fastest once you get used to them. And not to mention you can do the reload trick which makes it pretty efficient.

    Dragkonias on
  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    Aegeri wrote:
    -Tal wrote:
    don't give me that "well sometimes I charge and sometimes I shoot at range"

    you should be charging all the time, and the best weapon for charge is the krogun

    The Krogan kind of sucks ass and has horrific hit detection for its long reload time. I found the geth plasma shotgun or the other rapid firing shotgun to be far superior to it. I can see the point of the claymore, but I can't see it's actual useful application because it's *so* bad.

    the hit detection is fine

    you're having trouble because your target is strafing

    here's what you do

    you hit the fire button mid-charge

    no escape

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  • KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    I know Ashley turns you down for the threesome, but why would Kaiden do that? You'd think most straight guys would be on that in a heartbeat.

  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    Krieghund wrote:
    I know Ashley turns you down for the threesome, but why would Kaiden do that? You'd think most straight guys would be on that in a heartbeat.

    the fact that he does in fact turn you down is why he has to turn in his man card and take the nuke on virmire

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Krieghund wrote:
    I know Ashley turns you down for the threesome, but why would Kaiden do that? You'd think most straight guys would be on that in a heartbeat.

    Something about being at the heart of a nuclear explosion kills a guy's libido.

  • El MuchoEl Mucho Registered User regular
    Just a quick question, are the comics worth reading? How about the books? I have read Revelation just wondering about the others.

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2011
    I found the comics to be a bit cheesy. I wouldn't say they're worth the time.

    Edit: And having just read a couple of the comics that Penny-Arcade did for Dragon Age, I find myself wishing that they'd been commissioned to do comics for ME, as well, instead of whoever they got to do it.

    Cambiata on
  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    Can I just say that Ashley actually looks pretty goddamn good in the preliminary screens, much more attractive. Depending on the degree to which ME2 love interests get involved in the game versus the ME1 love interests, I might have to revisit my canon playthrough with Ashley as the love interest instead of my current plan which is to go into ME3 with Miranda.

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    You should be a cradle robber

    go in romancing Grunt

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Wait, really? You think the new Ashley looks attractive in this screenshot?
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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    Ugh, wearing a tie with a catsuit. The future is awful.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    *sigh*

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
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    DarkPrimus wrote:
    *sigh*

    Mass Effect thread. It goes in cycles.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    You post in this thread because we allow it. And it will be locked because we demand it.

  • Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    I think that is the best thing I've ever seen

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Krieghund wrote:
    I know Ashley turns you down for the threesome, but why would Kaiden do that? You'd think most straight guys would be on that in a heartbeat.

    He doesn't strike me as the manchild type.

  • DarisDaris Registered User regular
    It just occurred to me... shooting Conrad is great and all, but kneeing him in the baby makers is better for the universe in the long run.

  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    Wait, really? You think the new Ashley looks attractive in this screenshot?
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    god damnit it just came outta nowhere so i laughed

  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited September 2011
    So, uh
    http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-09-06-bioware-wants-liara-statue-feedback
    BioWare wants your feedback again, this time for a prototype figure of Mass Effect 1 squad member and romance option Liara T'Soni.

    (She was an NPC in Mass Effect 2 and later the focus of a DLC add-on.)

    Japanese toy maker Kotobukiya has interpreted the asari character in a bishoujo way - a Japanese term that refers to young and pretty girls.

    Kotobukiya's Liara T'Soni holds a space pistol at thigh level, causing her upper-arms to squeeze her breasts together. She seems pretty happy about it.

    "Let us know what you think of Kotobukiya's Bushoujo statue of Liara! Your feedback will help shape this beautiful prototype! Keep an eye out for the pre-order announcement," the blurb on the Mass Effect Facebook page reads.
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    (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

    darleysam on
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  • ShenShen Registered User regular
    Absolute worst ever. No.

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    as it should be

    the cycle is complete

    i'm buying 12

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  • Blackbird SR-71CBlackbird SR-71C Registered User regular
    You know, I've beaten ME1 three times, and I anticipate more in the future, but there are some decisions I can just never bring myself to make. Like killing the rachni - it's bound to be more interesting to have them on my side in 3 than to have them dead. Anyone else have that problem?

    Why? I don't think one less e-mail would take that much away from Mass Effect 3.

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  • hadokenhadoken Registered User regular
    Oh man check out her back problems!

    Big, ridiculous back problems...

  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    The picture they're basing it off of is slightly less fan-servicey and has less WeirdFace. On the other hand, asari are basically Fan Service: The Race, so that's kind of funny.

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    I'm not sure Thane will be happy about her stealing his coat.

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    "We can't figure out how hips work, so let's throw a coat over it or something"

    Her legs are twice as long as her upper body... and as wide

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