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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's when the Black Plague was happening. Sometime around then, anyways.

    So of course they're going to fuck like rabbits; they didn't know how long it was until they all got pus boils and died.

    .... stop talking until you're done being retarded.

    13th centruy...14th century...he was close enough

    Yes, when discussing victorian england I often go into detail about how they were afraid of Nazis.

    To be fair, the Nazis were pretty scary back in Victorian Times.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    the only 100% effective method of contraception and STD prevention is to avoid all sex with consent (most viruses can only be transmitted when the sufferer is not screaming)

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    That the best way to stop the spread of a sexually transmitted disease is to have more sex (just make sure it's protected).

    Apparently this is one of the many lies being spread around about sex.

    I, for one, spread that one around at least 5 or 6 times a day.

    ^5

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    This organization was created by people who have no chance at getting laid


    They're trying to take everyone down with them

    like my high school's "abstinence club"

    look guys, it's not so much a choice for you okay

    mrpaku on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's when the Black Plague was happening. Sometime around then, anyways.

    So of course they're going to fuck like rabbits; they didn't know how long it was until they all got pus boils and died.

    .... stop talking until you're done being retarded.

    13th centruy...14th century...he was close enough

    Yes, when discussing victorian england I often go into detail about how they were afraid of Nazis.

    To be fair, the Nazis were pretty scary back in Victorian Times.
    quote trees are back what the fuck jim?

    jwalk on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    This organization was created by people who have no chance at getting laid


    They're trying to take everyone down with them

    Mary, there is no hope for us
    If this GM van don't make it across
    the state line, we might as well
    Let it lay down and die

    'cause if Florida takes us
    we're takin' everyone down with us
    Where we're comin' from, yeah
    will be the death of us!

    Callius on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's when the Black Plague was happening. Sometime around then, anyways.

    So of course they're going to fuck like rabbits; they didn't know how long it was until they all got pus boils and died.

    .... stop talking until you're done being retarded.

    13th centruy...14th century...he was close enough

    Yes, when discussing victorian england I often go into detail about how they were afraid of Nazis.

    To be fair, the Nazis were pretty scary back in Victorian Times.

    The time travelling space nazis are truly a menace to Her Majesties Empire.

    Callius on
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  • Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's when the Black Plague was happening. Sometime around then, anyways.

    So of course they're going to fuck like rabbits; they didn't know how long it was until they all got pus boils and died.

    .... stop talking until you're done being retarded.

    13th centruy...14th century...he was close enough

    Yes, when discussing victorian england I often go into detail about how they were afraid of Nazis.

    To be fair, the Nazis were pretty scary back in Victorian Times.

    Plus they just got done fighting off the Romans

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If the rape was in self-defense do I still have to pay child support?

    Butters on
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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's when the Black Plague was happening. Sometime around then, anyways.

    So of course they're going to fuck like rabbits; they didn't know how long it was until they all got pus boils and died.

    .... stop talking until you're done being retarded.

    13th centruy...14th century...he was close enough

    Yes, when discussing victorian england I often go into detail about how they were afraid of Nazis.

    To be fair, the Nazis were pretty scary back in Victorian Times.
    quote trees are back what the fuck jim?

    BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY CONDOM CANCER TOPIC

    ITT: I AM YOUR FUCKING LORD AND SAVIOR AND RAISE THE TREES FROM THE DEAD MKAY

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Of course this all has to be based in VA

    Mary Washington and VA Tech


    Goddamnit VA

    Nucsh on
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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Machismo, that's a fair and understandable point.

    Sorry. i am not sure what the fuck I was thinking....

    Machismo on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Of course this all has to be based in VA

    Mary Washington and VA Tech


    Goddamnit VA

    "Virginia: Hey, at least we aren't Florida!"

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Damn, this site is hilarious. Well done Grant, another fine thread.

    Druhim on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Of course this all has to be based in VA

    Mary Washington and VA Tech


    Goddamnit VA

    The only way to prevent the spread of STDs is to keep them within your immediate family.

    Butters on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You know what really gets my goat? What really tickles my pickles and twists my panties?

    Fuckers who assume that the entire period between the fall of Rome and the rise of the renaissance was all backwards and didn't progress.

    Hey, I've got a message for you fuckers. Fuck you.

    Callius on
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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters why are you so stupid

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    To be fair, the world was pretty backward until the Internet.

    Mysst on
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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    You know what really gets my goat? What really tickles my pickles and twists my panties?

    Fuckers who assume that the entire period between the fall of Rome and the rise of the renaissance was all backwards and didn't progress.

    Hey, I've got a message for you fuckers. Fuck you.

    You're talking about the Bronze Age, right?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    To be fair, the world was pretty backward until the Internet.

    yes online existence is truly the pinnacle of taste and culture

    mrpaku on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I prefer The Age of Blowjobs myself.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    To be fair, the world was pretty backward until the Internet.

    yes online existence is truly the pinnacle of taste and culture

    Hey man, if Goatseman isn't classy, I don't know what is.

    Mysst on
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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    I prefer The Age of Blowjobs myself.

    17?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    I prefer The Age of Blowjobs myself.

    17?

    well played, mr grant

    mrpaku on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Molly the Pocky Heroine.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    You know what really gets my goat? What really tickles my pickles and twists my panties?

    Fuckers who assume that the entire period between the fall of Rome and the rise of the renaissance was all backwards and didn't progress.

    Hey, I've got a message for you fuckers. Fuck you.

    You're talking about the Bronze Age, right?

    God damn it, I know you're doing this on purpose.

    Callius on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Molly the Pocky Heroine.

    Molly the Pock-Marked Heroin Slag.

    Callius on
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  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    To be fair, the world was pretty backward until the Internet.

    Thats what tipped us over the edge.

    Like the Italian Job. The internet may seem like a gigantic stack of gold, but it will doom us all.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Trojan wars

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Molly the Pocky Heroine.

    Molly the Pock-Marked Heroin Slag.

    No, dude, really. She wasn't.

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  • Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    AHH! wrote: »
    Trojan wars

    Great movie

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    All getting erect and penis-sword fighting with condoms on.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    You know what really gets my goat? What really tickles my pickles and twists my panties?

    Fuckers who assume that the entire period between the fall of Rome and the rise of the renaissance was all backwards and didn't progress.

    Hey, I've got a message for you fuckers. Fuck you.

    You're talking about the Bronze Age, right?

    God damn it, I know you're doing this on purpose.

    The Pre-Cambrian Age?

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Molly the Pocky Heroine.

    Molly the Pock-Marked Heroin Slag.

    No, dude, really. She wasn't.

    Oh my sinbad.

    Callius on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ok, enough jokes. We'll be a backwards species until we can get personal spacecraft for everyone.

    Or giant robots which serve the same purpose except now you can flip people an 8-foot bird.

    Mysst on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    You know what really gets my goat? What really tickles my pickles and twists my panties?

    Fuckers who assume that the entire period between the fall of Rome and the rise of the renaissance was all backwards and didn't progress.

    Hey, I've got a message for you fuckers. Fuck you.

    You're talking about the Bronze Age, right?

    God damn it, I know you're doing this on purpose.

    The Pre-Cambrian Age?

    It's true, Europe was littered with shrimp.

    Callius on
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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Molly the Pocky Heroine.

    Molly the Pock-Marked Heroin Slag.

    No, dude, really. She wasn't.

    Oh my sinbad.

    sinbad.jpg

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  • MGS3-SSMGS3-SS Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh **** I have cancer!

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  • androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I once had cancer. I just cut it out of my bones.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    OH GOD~

    GOD OH GOD!

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