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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    wait ballsacks aren't supposed to be rectangular prisms??

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Also tlb this is the right kind of advice

    Unfortunately drugging it doesn't mean I can go back to boot camp

    Also my ball pain is not in the balls it is the piping going from right ball upwards

    sounds like a chronic epidimytis

    did they have you try prosed?

    No

    Really the only treatment I'd want is surgical, give me a chance of returning

    thing is it is probably a chronic infection

    I've had epidimytis before so I know that pain

    There is no surgery available for it I know

    But Prosed is an amazing anesthetic/antibiotic

    and it turns your piss blue

    like windex blue

    it will stain everything

    The pain mostly appears when I stand for long periods of time

    There was a thought that it might be related to the varicoseles and hydroceles I'm rocking on both sides but nope

    Either way I've had it to some degree for ocho anos, it just got way bad at boot, what with the standing at attention for three hours during inspections

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    woah woah viv I didn't mean it was intentional

    I just thought you had over-high hopes for some people's ability to nut up

    as far as advice-giver flaws goes, "optimistic" is a pretty benign one

    Skull Man on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    but on the other hand those poor girls

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote:
    wait ballsacks aren't supposed to be rectangular prisms??

    My crotch is like the first level of Ikari Warriors

    You're all running around firing wildly and OH NO GRENADES AND ALSO HELICOPTERS AHHH FIFTY EIGHT DUDES WITH MACHINE GUNS

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    and yer mudders be scurvy wenches

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    @Kusuguttai

    how mad was your girlfriend at the comments on that photo

    because she seemed pretty mad

    (I love how this implies I care more about what she thought than what you thought of those comments)

    Vivixenne on
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Also tlb this is the right kind of advice

    Unfortunately drugging it doesn't mean I can go back to boot camp

    Also my ball pain is not in the balls it is the piping going from right ball upwards

    sounds like a chronic epidimytis

    did they have you try prosed?

    No

    Really the only treatment I'd want is surgical, give me a chance of returning

    thing is it is probably a chronic infection

    I've had epidimytis before so I know that pain

    There is no surgery available for it I know

    But Prosed is an amazing anesthetic/antibiotic

    and it turns your piss blue

    like windex blue

    it will stain everything

    The pain mostly appears when I stand for long periods of time

    There was a thought that it might be related to the varicoseles and hydroceles I'm rocking on both sides but nope

    Either way I've had it to some degree for ocho anos, it just got way bad at boot, what with the standing at attention for three hours during inspections

    8 years huh?

    Yeah, I am not a doctor, but that is probably CPPS

    I wish I had more to give you but now I feel like all my doctors

    so

    have you thought about accupuncture?

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    and yer fathers are drunken sods

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    wait, you guys can't flex your scrotum so that it becomes a perfectly smooth sphere?

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    DAMMIT TLB ACUPUNCTURE ONLY HAS 2 C'S

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
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    Vivixenne wrote:
    @Kusuguttai

    how mad was your girlfriend at the comments on that photo

    because she seemed pretty mad

    (I love how this implies I care more about what she thought than what you thought of those comments)

    She was really mad but I was giggling

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
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    Vivixenne wrote:
    @Kusuguttai

    how mad was your girlfriend at the comments on that photo

    because she seemed pretty mad

    (I love how this implies I care more about what she thought than what you thought of those comments)

    She was really mad but I was giggling

    I figured I knew you well enough that you'd know no harm was intended

    but yeah she was mad, okay

    I do not know what to say now, but um

    how are you

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote:
    wait, you guys can't flex your scrotum so that it becomes a perfectly smooth sphere?

    I can make mine spiny like pufferfish

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    VIV I WAS SAYING IT LIKE A DOCTOR

    THEY REALLY EMPHASIZE THE ACC

    IT IS WEIRD

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Also tlb this is the right kind of advice

    Unfortunately drugging it doesn't mean I can go back to boot camp

    Also my ball pain is not in the balls it is the piping going from right ball upwards

    sounds like a chronic epidimytis

    did they have you try prosed?

    No

    Really the only treatment I'd want is surgical, give me a chance of returning

    thing is it is probably a chronic infection

    I've had epidimytis before so I know that pain

    There is no surgery available for it I know

    But Prosed is an amazing anesthetic/antibiotic

    and it turns your piss blue

    like windex blue

    it will stain everything

    The pain mostly appears when I stand for long periods of time

    There was a thought that it might be related to the varicoseles and hydroceles I'm rocking on both sides but nope

    Either way I've had it to some degree for ocho anos, it just got way bad at boot, what with the standing at attention for three hours during inspections

    8 years huh?

    Yeah, I am not a doctor, but that is probably CPPS

    I wish I had more to give you but now I feel like all my doctors

    so

    have you thought about accupuncture?

    I pay women to step on me with stilettos

    That counts, riiight?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    kusu why you gotta be fat

    why you even gotta do a thing

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote:
    wait, you guys can't flex your scrotum so that it becomes a perfectly smooth sphere?

    i can flex my scrotum but it becomes a Cube 2: Hypercube

    l8e1peic77w3.jpg

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Also tlb this is the right kind of advice

    Unfortunately drugging it doesn't mean I can go back to boot camp

    Also my ball pain is not in the balls it is the piping going from right ball upwards

    sounds like a chronic epidimytis

    did they have you try prosed?

    No

    Really the only treatment I'd want is surgical, give me a chance of returning

    thing is it is probably a chronic infection

    I've had epidimytis before so I know that pain

    There is no surgery available for it I know

    But Prosed is an amazing anesthetic/antibiotic

    and it turns your piss blue

    like windex blue

    it will stain everything

    The pain mostly appears when I stand for long periods of time

    There was a thought that it might be related to the varicoseles and hydroceles I'm rocking on both sides but nope

    Either way I've had it to some degree for ocho anos, it just got way bad at boot, what with the standing at attention for three hours during inspections

    8 years huh?

    Yeah, I am not a doctor, but that is probably CPPS

    I wish I had more to give you but now I feel like all my doctors

    so

    have you thought about accupuncture?

    I pay women to step on me with stilettos

    That counts, riiight?

    yes

    7656367.jpg
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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Okay cool

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Today I wadded up a scrap of paper into a tiny ball and threw it at a guy. it landed on his shoulder and then rolled into his pocket.

    i did the tiger woods fistpump and roar

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    .
    Vivixenne wrote:
    @Kusuguttai

    how mad was your girlfriend at the comments on that photo

    because she seemed pretty mad

    (I love how this implies I care more about what she thought than what you thought of those comments)

    She was really mad but I was giggling

    I figured I knew you well enough that you'd know no harm was intended

    but yeah she was mad, okay

    I do not know what to say now, but um

    how are you

    Youre not my mom I don't have to tell you anything! I'm wearing sunglasses inside! You dont have to know

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    Why. You don't have to know why.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    bo knows why

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    bo ain't know diddly

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    kusu i'm your mom and i want you to edit your posts young man

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Shaved balls are good balls

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Also Viv
    You said a person couldn't be both cute and sexy
    Which made me discount a lot of your advice

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    Shaved balls are good balls

    that's what
    i wish
    she said

    l8e1peic77w3.jpg

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    kusu why you gotta be fat

    why you even gotta do a thing


    I am afflicted with gravity.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote:
    Also Viv
    You said a person couldn't be both cute and sexy
    Which made me discount a lot of your advice

    why would it?

    since that is true

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    kusu what i'm saying is

    i'm gonna push the blade on you

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    viv stroked my bum and I.liked it.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    kusu what i'm saying is

    i'm gonna push the blade on you

    I'm on the reefer drugs

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    I disagree

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    basically bring back the bo knows commercials, please

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote:
    Also Viv
    You said a person couldn't be both cute and sexy
    Which made me discount a lot of your advice

    this is perhaps a generalised remark

    I more likely felt like *I* am cute but not sexy and therefore the same must be true of everyone else because THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    Help...me....

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    viv stroked my bum and I.liked it.

    I am reading this post to the tune of a Katy Perry song

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