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    HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    Hey @JoeUser when I was at the Munich Zoo recently I took some pictures their Red Panda. But he was kinda uncooperative.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    azith28 wrote:
    Bow ties are cool.

    no
    On cats they are

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    also, on time lords.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    I. Love. This. Thread
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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    After all, cats are time lords. They just limit themselves to 9.

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    I too love cats, and I currently have a surplus!!! Does anyone need cats in baby form and live in/around NYC?
    Boy do I have a deal for you!!!! I have so many cats that I need to get rid of that I'm practically GIVING them away!!! (that's actually exactly what I'm doing, don't know how that "practically" got in there)

    I rescued this cat, she was pregnant, I got some babies now whoops.

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    Current Names: Pancake (the mom, I am keeping her), Rigby (grey one), Heisenberg (black one), Predator 2 (the weird one laying on its back in each picture)

    Mission: If you'd like one once they've incubated another 5-7 weeks I am looking for people to give them to.

    I hope free cats aren't frowned upon in these parts.....

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    HoA-player wrote:
    Hey @JoeUser when I was at the Munich Zoo recently I took some pictures their Red Panda. But he was kinda uncooperative.

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    Neat! At least it wasn't just sleeping!

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    All cats are free. We only rent them occasionally. :)

    Pretty kittens :)

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    ahahaha that doggy looks so sad!

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2011
    I love that tumblr address.

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    No this is not porn:
    It is however funny.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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    tech_huntertech_hunter More SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2011
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    This is Mini Cooper Ninja he is pretty chill. I need more pictures of him.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Were you just throwing money at your cat? Or is that your cat's money?

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Accountcat

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Tech hunter was just making it rain on his/her cat.


    No big.

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    tech_huntertech_hunter More SeattleRegistered User regular
    My cat is actually a Pimp that's his Take from the night.

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    So I left to go to the urologist a couple hours ago. Well let me step back, I was trying to get in my truck to go to the urologist. Which is normally an easy task except when I have to drag my cat out because he is sleeping in there (left the windows all the way down), and he refused to get up. I laid him down on the driveway, and he sprawled out in the sun and was asleep before I pulled away. Stupid cat, I love you.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    That reminds me, I drove really close to a deer at work the other day and it had it's tongue sticking out the side of it's mouth. It reminded me of some dogs that do that and are silly.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    Accountcat

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    "There's a... significant discrepancy, Mr User. Perhaps some string could pave the way to making this problem vanish altogether, hmm?"

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    Alfred J. KwakAlfred J. Kwak is it because you were insulted when I insulted your hair?Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    will your cats also rub their head against your feet all the time in order to draw your attention to them

    and then they roll over

    and then your foot is suddenly stuck between the cat's paws

    and she'll bite and claw you and then run off

    repeat ad infinitum?

    I was wondering if this was normal cat behavior

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    will your cats also rub their head against your feet all the time in order to draw your attention to them

    and then they roll over

    and then your foot is suddenly stuck between the cat's paws

    and she'll bite and claw you and then run off

    repeat ad infinitum?

    I was wondering if this was normal cat behavior

    Yeah, that sounds pretty normal.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    will your cats also rub their head against your feet all the time in order to draw your attention to them

    and then they roll over

    and then your foot is suddenly stuck between the cat's paws

    and she'll bite and claw you and then run off

    repeat ad infinitum?

    I was wondering if this was normal cat behavior

    That is normal cat behavior.

    Dinah prefers to either shove her head into my hand while I'm on the computer in order to get pet. She knows well-enough not to bite.
    When she's not gettin in my way while I'm on my laptop she's climbing on the back of our couch to headbutt Sarah and I into nuzzling her back.

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    Alfred J. KwakAlfred J. Kwak is it because you were insulted when I insulted your hair?Registered User regular
    well that just happened again and that bitch doesn't hold back

    one time when she got scared she jumped on the couched in front of me, leaped at my face and dodged at the last moment then ran out by the door behind me. This made me respect her (and fear her even more).

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    If a cat plays too rough, yell 'ow,' and ignore it and refuse to play with it for a while.

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    I wish that worked with flapjack, framling. God he is a fucking dick when playing.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    That cat learned it from somewhere. You cannot reward bad behavior with any kind of attention unless it's tossing that kitten in her box for disobedience.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    you can unlearn it with fire

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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    moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    that lion hairstyle kitty in the bully cat video amuses me

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    moocow wrote:
    that lion hairstyle kitty in the bully cat video amuses me

    It probably just got groomed, which is why it's coat is so short.

    They don't typically shave off the fur around the head or face, and so they look like little lions for a few weeks.

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    HalfhandHalfhand a stalwart bastion of terrible ideas Registered User regular
    dogs always always always > cats

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    I wouldn't say always. I mean take the world's largest cat and smallest dog, and I'm pretty sure the cat would be bigger.

    But yeah, most of the time dogs are bigger than cats (if not better).

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    My cat is currently "talking" to one of her mouse toys. She makes strange, long meows that she doesn't do any other time. She's in the other room and will stop immediately once she sees me watching. What is she plotting?

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote:
    My cat is currently "talking" to one of her mouse toys. She makes strange, long meows that she doesn't do any other time. She's in the other room and will stop immediately once she sees me watching. What is she plotting?

    DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.

    DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed (again).

    DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

    DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan...

    DAY 768- I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.

    DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

    DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

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