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Now with more homoerotic overtones and multiplayer! [Mass Effect 3]

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Human Hero arrested For Public Indecency on Citidel.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Who's the volus next to Jordyn?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    That chick is awesome; she is figuring out how to make N7 underwear. Also she made a sweet Tali hoodie and later I introduced her to the magic is that Sailor Jerry and Dr. Pepper.

    I got accused of roofie-ing her.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Did you roofie her?

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Well, between the tali hoodie and the N7 underwear, I'm sold.

    And only accused of roofie-ing her? Hungover Shepard doesn't need to roofie people for their love.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    No, I just gave her a bunch of my rum and Dr. Pepper

    It made her eyes light up like Christmas trees.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    But Renegade Shepard does it anyway because he has a galaxy to save and can't waste time with romance.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Renegade interrupt - Roofies

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    I just really love this picture

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    I kept poking my friend's boob shirt with my omniblade so they threatened to take it away from me.

    So I licked it and declared, "IF I LICK IT, IT'S MINE FOREVER."

    It totally worked.

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Never change, Jordyn.

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    takyristakyris Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    I just really love this picture

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    I kept poking my friend's boob shirt with my omniblade so they threatened to take it away from me.

    So I licked it and declared, "IF I LICK IT, IT'S MINE FOREVER."

    It totally worked.

    Omni-Lick: New Sentinel special power!

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    I licked so much.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Sometimes I worry about you, Jordyn. Then you do stuff like this.

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote:
    Spoilers!
    Bioware has confirmed that Thane is not dead when Mass Effect 3 starts. It's probably likely that he, and a whole bunch of other people, could die during the events of the game.

    eeee!

    this is good to hear

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Thane was the perfect romance option for my Shepard. After nailing that flaky bitch Kaiden Alenko and then being dissed by him later in front of everyone she wasn't looking for commitment. A dying man who knows how to kill without crying about it later was like a gift from the Galaxy right in her lap (so to speak).

    The fact that his skin turned out to induce hallucinogenic properties was just a bonus.

    If Alenko wants her back he's gonna have to be okay sharing until Thane passes away and leaves us half his hitman-money.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I had 3 games, Male Paragon romanced Ashley in game 1, Tali in game 2. Femshep Renagade romanced Lyira in game 1, and Garrus in game two because swoon. Male whatever I feel like shep romanced Lyira in game 1 and fixed Jack's brain in 2.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
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    "We're not buying you ANOTHER liver, Shepard."

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Hung over Shepard might be the best thing ever, but I do want to express my admiration for the Miranda T-shirt. That is a work of genius.

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Oh man, that Tali hoodie is awesome.

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Oh man, that Miranda shirt is great.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Oh man, that... other... thing... in the picture is cool

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    KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    Jordyn, just so you know, Bioware has a couple pics of you and your crew sitting in the captains chair up on thier Facebook page picture gallery.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    yeah, that's where I got the one I just posted.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Man, Shepard is just sick of having to get out of bed in the morning.

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    FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
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    Woot, the pics are up finally.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    All the comments on one of the pictures of me and Sara are like

    "Lesbians"
    "ME3 Romance Demo"
    Makeout Session in 3...2..."

    I was gonna tell them to keep it classy, but well:
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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    NEWS FLASH: Drunk Shepard is the best Shepard.

    Other news; sky blue, grass green.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    EMBRACE SOBRIETY

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    there's just no pleasing you people

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Try me, Dich

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    takyristakyris Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    All the comments on one of the pictures of me and Sara are like

    "Lesbians"
    "ME3 Romance Demo"
    Makeout Session in 3...2..."

    I was gonna tell them to keep it classy, but well:

    I love that Sara's expression is one of barely contained putting-up-with-bullshit. It's something in the lower lip.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Taky

    when are you going to find yourself an avatar

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    if you're having trouble finding one and like sharks with crowns, i got one just for you!

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    takyris wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    All the comments on one of the pictures of me and Sara are like

    "Lesbians"
    "ME3 Romance Demo"
    Makeout Session in 3...2..."

    I was gonna tell them to keep it classy, but well:

    I love that Sara's expression is one of barely contained putting-up-with-bullshit. It's something in the lower lip.

    In that picture or the one the ME people took?

    In the Miranda uh, "outfit" that was just part of the character.

    The one where we got all those comments, she kinda looks like she's creeping on me (HER WORDS, NOT MINE.)

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    takyristakyris Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Dubh wrote:
    Taky

    when are you going to find yourself an avatar

    It's like getting a tattoo.

    I don't have anything that feels permanent enough.

    Also I superstitiously believe it keeps kotaku from finding me.

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    Jordyn wrote:
    In that picture or the one the ME people took?

    In the Miranda uh, "outfit" that was just part of the character.

    Oh.

    ...

    Actually, yeah, that's a pretty good Miranda, then.

    "Really, Shepard? Uranus? Again?"

    takyris on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    Taky use a picture of me.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Hey, we'll form a human shield if any threatening types come around

    don't be afraid to express yourself

    (baby, you were tankbred this way)

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    takyris wrote: »
    Dubh wrote:
    Taky

    when are you going to find yourself an avatar

    It's like getting a tattoo.

    I don't have anything that feels permanent enough.

    Also I superstitiously believe it keeps kotaku from finding me.

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    This could be you!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    kotaku would never suspect that devilishly handsome shark is actually a bioware employee

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Wait a minute, i know you, you're that clever bioware employee aren't you?

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