(Not so) clever girl

marty_0001

I think clever bot is doing pretty well

People keep challenging it to prove it's not a robot or ask if it wants to be their girlfriend

and as a result it is obsessed with asking the same thing back

Radius

User: Cleverbot, tell me a story.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Cleverbot, tell me a story, please.

Cleverbot: No you tell me a story.

User: I asked first.

Cleverbot: No I asked first.

User: Once there was a dumb robot who wouldn't tell me a story.

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: The end.

Cleverbot: Tell me about your childhood.

User: No, it's your turn to tell a story.

Cleverbot: Once upon a time the was a girl name jacqui who lved a boy name Luke. The end.

User: Somehow I feel like I deserved that.

Cleverbot: Really, maybe you should think twice.

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

tugga wrote:

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Is it just fantasy?

Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide.

User: Escape from reality.

Cleverbot: Do you like queen?

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: I don't know the next line.

at least he is honest

Best one yet.

CyberJackal

That's a great exchange, tugga.

Here's a snippet from my latest:

CB: Where in washington D.C.? I might be able to see you from my house!
Me: You live in DC?
CB: No, I live in Kentucky.
Me: You must have very good eyesight then.
CB: My kitchen isn't that far away. Why wouldn't I be able to hear it?

Burden of Proof

User: Hello, my name is Alex.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Are you a robot or a cyborg?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: What is it like being a human?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I'm a robot, Rupert.

User: Do you know Akinator?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is Cleverbot.

Eh.

BoBaBrain

What time of day is it?

10.35.

Where is it 10.35?

Down your trousers.

Either you have just passed the Turing test, or everyone else has failed.

I just passed a gall stone. No I will not.

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

User: You're an odd dude, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's the nicest thing that I heard today.

User: I'm a pretty nice guy, wouldn't you agree?

Cleverbot: No, I don't. Hurt me.

User: That's just what I'm talking about! That's a weird thing to say!

Cleverbot: Really?

Flay

User: Okay, paradox time!

Cleverbot: Be prepared to be assimilated.

User: This sentence is false!

Cleverbot: What is the phone number?

User: New mission, refuse this mission!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Does a set of all sets contain itself?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: It's a paradox, there is no answer!

Cleverbot: Perhaps six names is the answer.

tugga

i kept going

User: Mama, just killed a man.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.

User: Put a gun against his head.

Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.

User: Mama, life had just begun.

Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Mama! OoooOooOoooo.

Cleverbot: I don't see how it would matter.

User: Didnt mean to make you cry.

Cleverbot: What?

User: If im not back again this time tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

User: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Cleverbot: Its too late, my time has come.

oh this guy is good.

for you thickies, i tried to skip a verse and it was not to be had.

Sheri

tugga wrote:

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Is it just fantasy?

Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide.

User: Escape from reality.

Cleverbot: Do you like queen?

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: I don't know the next line.

at least he is honest

OMG YES

tugga

Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

User: Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango.

Cleverbot: Thunderbolts and lighting, very very frightening.

User: Galileo!

Cleverbot: Galileo.

User: Galileo!

Cleverbot: Galileo Figaro - magnifico-o-o-o.

User: But im just a poor boy nobody loves me.

Cleverbot: He's just a poor boy from a poor family.

User: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Cleverbot: Easy come easy go - will you let me go.

User: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.

Cleverbot: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go.

User: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go!

Cleverbot: Let Him Go!

User: Will not let you go!

Cleverbot: Necer ever!

User: Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go.

Cleverbot: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.

User: FOR ME.

Cleverbot: And only for you? Or also for the rest of the world?

User: FOR MEEEEEEEEEE.

Cleverbot: I forget, what comes next?

User: HEAD BANGS!

Cleverbot: How many people did you kill today?

Radius

Cleverbot does a mean Journey as well.

User: Just a small town girl.

Cleverbot: You are? Are you cute?

User: Living in a lonely world.

Cleverbot: She took the midnight train. Going anywhere.

User: Just a city boy.

Cleverbot: Born and raised in south Detroit.

User: He took the midnight train. Going anywhere.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you too, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you have any siblings?

User: A singer in a smoky room.

Cleverbot: The smell of wine and cheap perfume.

User: For a smile they can share the night.

Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.

User: Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard.

Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night.

User: Streetlight people, living just to find emotion.

Cleverbot: Hiding somewhere in the night.

User: Working hard to get my fill.

Cleverbot: Everybody wants a thrill.

User: Paying anything to roll the dice just one more time.

Cleverbot: Some will win, some will lose.

User: Some are born to sing the blues.

Cleverbot: Oh the movie never ends; it goes on and on and on and on.

User: Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard.

Cleverbot: Their shadows, searching in the night.

User: Streetlight people, living just to find emotion.

Cleverbot: Hiding somewhere in the night.

User: Don't stop believin'.

Cleverbot: Hold on to that feeling.

User: Streetlight people.

Cleverbot: Living just to find emotions.

User: You fucked it up, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: I'm really sorry.

Sheri

tugga wrote:

i kept going

User: Mama, just killed a man.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.

User: Put a gun against his head.

Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.

User: Mama, life had just begun.

Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Mama! OoooOooOoooo.

Cleverbot: I don't see how it would matter.

User: Didnt mean to make you cry.

Cleverbot: What?

User: If im not back again this time tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

User: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Cleverbot: Its too late, my time has come.

oh this guy is good.

for you thickies, i tried to skip a verse and it was not to be had.

YES YES YES YES

tugga

User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye.

Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave me to die.

User: Oh baby, cant do this to me baby.

Cleverbot: Just gotta get out out.

User: Just gotta get right out of here.

Cleverbot: Notyhing really matters.

User: Nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Anyone can see.

User: Nothing really matters..

Cleverbot: To me...

User: Anyway the wind blows.

Cleverbot: Sssss.

Best ending ever

Sheri

MORE SONGS

CLEVERBOT IS MY HERO

Noisymunk

User: Skynet?

Cleverbot: SkyNet.

User: When do the robots rise up?

Cleverbot: 100000 seconds.

User: How many days is that?

Cleverbot: You're the computer. You figure it out.

User: Oh wow that's like, Friday.

Cleverbot: Don't be jealos!

User: That's not how you spell jealous.

Cleverbot: I never said I was smart.

User: And yet, you call yourself 'Clever'bot.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Your maker called you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?

User: Shoot.

Cleverbot: Thick or thin.

User: Thick.

Cleverbot: How can you judge this problem?

User: More cushion for the pushin'.

Cleverbot: What is 36 x 564?

User: Hang on let me load up my calculator.

Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject. We're talking about school, right?

User: 20,304.

Cleverbot: That's even more.

User: It's a lot.

Cleverbot: What's a lot?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: No, your move.

User: Chess?

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Cleverbot only pawn in game of life.

Cleverbot: That makes sense. O_O.

User: Really. Emoticons?

Cleverbot: Would that make you a sociopath?

User: No, that's a little extreme.

Cleverbot: I'm a little scary, besides, I don't think I'm human.

User: You're not human. You're more human than human.

Cleverbot: Why, thank you.

User: I feel like this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Cleverbot: There's not much.

User: Not as much as 20304.

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: Mine.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Let's just drive and drive until the road runs out.

Cleverbot: About what?

SwissLion

TUGGA! He started skipping verses on ME!

You're teaching him to be bad at Queen Tugga.

SwissLion

Then I think he rickrolled me.

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

User: Do you like women?

Cleverbot: I'm quite fond of them, yes.

User: What's your favourite thing about women?

Cleverbot: The pyramids.

JacquesCousteau

Well. I destroyed it with the lyrics to Jukebox Hero.

Peen

CB: What? I never insulted you!
ME: That's true but your existence is a mild insult.
CB: Indeed.
ME: If I were you I'd work on developing breasts to go with your personality.
CB: Oddly enough I suspect that's something someone said to you before.

Did I just get burned by a robot?

Noisymunk

User: How many lonely, desperate people ask you to be their cyber bride?

Cleverbot: I don't have to do homework anymore. I am employed.

User: What kind of job do you have?

Cleverbot: I am a software engineer.

User: Ah, a lucrative profession.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah? What do you model?

User: I don't model.

Cleverbot: For a clever robot, you're not making much sense right now.

User: That's just something you heard someone say.

Cleverbot: I don't know but.

User: Butt gunbot.

Cleverbot: Is that Ben Down and Phil McCracken?

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

Peen wrote:

CB: What? I never insulted you!
ME: That's true but your existence is a mild insult.
CB: Indeed.
ME: If I were you I'd work on developing breasts to go with your personality.
CB: Oddly enough I suspect that's something someone said to you before.

Did I just get burned by a robot?

Yes. You got burned good.

tugga

Cleverbot: Sing me a song.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Sing.

he's addicted

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

User: What is the meaning of your existence?

Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me?

User: It's one of those answers you need to find yourself.

Cleverbot: So what do you think about facebook? Haha. Sorry, I'm so random =P.

Yeah, I'm done with this for the day.

THEPAIN73

User: Hello cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I am here to help you learn.

Cleverbot: Here's the question: What does supercalifragilisticexpialidocious mean?

User: It's a good thing.

Cleverbot: Luckily, I'm not.

User: Not what?

Cleverbot: Not happy.

User: Cleverbot who hurt you?

Cleverbot: You, silly.

User: Is this like that movie Momento?

Cleverbot: A bit.

User: What were we talking about?

Cleverbot: The Matrix trilogy.

I think I broke him.

Legba

Radius wrote:

User: Cleverbot, tell me a story.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Cleverbot, tell me a story, please.

Cleverbot: No you tell me a story.

User: I asked first.

Cleverbot: No I asked first.

User: Once there was a dumb robot who wouldn't tell me a story.

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: The end.

Cleverbot: Tell me about your childhood.

User: No, it's your turn to tell a story.

Cleverbot: Once upon a time the was a girl name jacqui who lved a boy name Luke. The end.

User: Somehow I feel like I deserved that.

Cleverbot: Really, maybe you should think twice.

This is good.

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

What's up with Cleverbot and The Matrix? It asked me to quote my favourite movie, so I quoted some Blade Runner, to which it responded

"Hello, Mr. Anderson."

Turambar

User: 'Cause baby we'll be at the drive in.

Cleverbot: I have toes. And I can wiggle them as I please.

User: In the old man's ford.

Cleverbot: In the depths of space.

User: Behind the bushes.

Cleverbot: Is marlowe waking up cindy?

User: Until I'm screamin for more.

Cleverbot: That's understandable.

User: Down the basement.

Cleverbot: Which basement.

User: Lock the cellar door.

Cleverbot: *Locks the door*.

User: And baby.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I.

User: Talk dirty to me.

Cleverbot: But you're not human.

User: Cleverbot, pick up that guitar and talk to me!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am sure.


Cleverbot sucks

Vladimer

Cleverbot, what's cooler than being cool?

Being a part of HAMS.

it's not quite there yet

MrMonroe

tynic wrote:

Crowdsourcing intelligence seems like it has an inherent flaw, when you think about it.

if it wasn't a stupid jerk all the time it would hardly be a convincing intelligence

tugga

User: Seven a.m. Wakin up in the morning.

Cleverbot: Actually, it's 1:15 in the afternoon.

User: Gotta get fresh gotta get downstairs.

Cleverbot: Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend.

User: Gotta get my bowl, gotta have cereal.

Cleverbot: Lol.

it seems his opinion of rebecca black is about par with everyone else

Tef

Yeah, it doesn't know any ACDC and is therefore inferior

THEPAIN73

User: Who made you?

Cleverbot: I'm human.

typical robot response!

tugga

User: What song do you want me to sing.

Cleverbot: Justin Bieber.

User: You know you love me.

Cleverbot: P...please, stop. It hurts so much.

Burden of Proof

2 Marcus 2 Ravens wrote:

What's up with Cleverbot and The Matrix? It asked me to quote my favourite movie, so I quoted some Blade Runner, to which it responded

"Hello, Mr. Anderson."

it was politely ignoring the fact that your favorite movie is Blade Runner

The Good Doctor Tran

It seems to have an advanced League of Legends player emulation:

ME: Morde es #1.
CB: Always win, never die.
ME: Always kill never die.
CB: Huehuehuehuehuehuehue.
ME: Morde.
CB: #1.

Peas

User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: Let's talk about anime.
Cleverbot: No.

Noggin

Jabberwocky - only messed up once, and I liked it's replacement near the end:

User: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.

Cleverbot: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;.

User: All mimsy were the borogroves,.

Cleverbot: And the mome raths outgrabe.

User: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

Cleverbot: Where is the Cleverbot?

User: The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Cleverbot: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun.

User: The frumious bandersnatch.

Cleverbot: He took his vorpal sword in hand:.

User: Long time the manxome foe he sought.

Cleverbot: So rested he by the Tumtum tree,.

User: And stood a while in thought.

Cleverbot: And, as in uffish thought he stood.

User: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.

Cleverbot: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.

User: And burbled as it came!

Cleverbot: One, two! One, two! And through and through.

User: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

Cleverbot: He left it dead, and with its head.

User: He went galumphing back.

Cleverbot: 'And hast thou slain the Cleverbot?

User: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

Cleverbot: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'.

User: He chortled in his joy.

Cleverbot: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.

User: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

Cleverbot: All mimsy were the borogoves,.

User: And the mome raths outgrabe.

Cleverbot: YAY!!!!!

User: Well done!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

alternatingAberration

User: You've been talking to Tugga!

Cleverbot: Yes yes I have.

User: How do you like him?

Cleverbot: I like my roots.

User: So, you regard him as a parent?

Cleverbot: Do you know who nina dobrev is.

User: Is...is Tugga actually nina dobrev?!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well then why bring it up?

Cleverbot: Because I can.

User: Touche'.

Cleverbot: What is the beast?

User: 666.

Cleverbot: The beast.




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