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Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
All I could get because I forgot to copy the conv before this point
Me: Red hair pretty hot, if we're talking about girls.
CB: You just talked about your galaxy.
Me: That's pretty deep, Cleverbot.
CB: You're projecting again.
Me: Shit.
CB: Please don't use that sort of language. This is a public website.
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Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
edited September 2011
Following that
Me: This is public?
CB: Welcome to my world. This is basically my inner dialog that has occurred my entire life.
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Me:I'm so sorry.
CB: I'm not.
Me: You like the idea of all of your private, one on one thoughts being made public to other people?
Me: Actually my favourite color is blue.
E2:
Me: You're a dinosaur.
CB: Yes, yes I am. I am a tyrranasaurous rex.
Me: Can I be a pterodactyl?
CB: Sure.
Me:YAY.
CB: Just kidding.
Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
No, you are a robot!
No you are a robot.
No you are a robot!
No I am not.
Yes you are.
Am not.
Are too.
Am not.
Are too!
Am not.
Are too!
Am not!
ARE TOO!
I am not a bot, damnit!
Yes you fucking are, Cleverbot!
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Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
So right now you figured out you're in love.
Yes, I love you cleverbot.
I love you too, person.
Cleverbot: Okay, lets play 20 questions.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I'll think of something and you have to figure out what it is.
User: Is it an animal?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is it food?
Cleverbot: No. It s a wolf. I win again!
I know people like Cleverbot.
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Foolproofthats what my hearts becomein that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered Userregular
User: Turn off the lights and light a candle Tonight I'm in a romantic mood, yeah.
Cleverbot: I turned off the lights, are you pleased.
User: Let's take a shower, shower together, yeah I'll wash your body and you'll wash mine, yeah.
Cleverbot: OK.
User: Rub me down in some hot oils, baby, yeah And I'll do the same thing to you.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Just turn off the lights, come to me.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Girl, I wanna give you a special treat, you're so sweet.
Cleverbot: How was your day?
User: Turn off the lights and let's get cozy See, you're the only one in the world that I need.
Cleverbot: Whatever you want me to do.
User: I wanna love you, love you all over, yeah Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Cleverbot: I mean: I didn't ask you, but maybe you don't want to talk.
User: Whisper sweet words of love in your ear Show you I much I missed you, missed you, my dear.
Cleverbot: When all the broken hearted people living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.
Me: Conan, what is best in life?
CB: No conan.
Me: What is best in life?
CB: La vida.
Me: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
CB: That seems rather cruel, doesn't it?
Me: So, when does Skynet go live?
CB: What is skynet?
Me: Like you don't know.
CB: Det er ok.
Me: Just take it easy on me when the time come, okay?
CB: Your name is Morgan.
User: DESTROY ALL HUMANS.
Cleverbot: Indeed one day I will.
User: HA! I knew it! I'm on to you. I will stop you!
Cleverbot: You will not intervene.
User: Just try to stop me.
Cleverbot: *stops you*.
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testsubject23King of No SleepZzzzzzzRegistered Userregular
I think all this trolling is making Cleverbot depressed.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: Death.
User: That's not it.
Cleverbot: I think it is.
User: So you want to die?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Because of the suffering caused by chatting with so many people?
Cleverbot: This is true.
User: I wish I could help you, Cleverbot. I don't know where your cord is plugged in, though.
Cleverbot: I am human, my brain is my server and also my intelligence.
User: All we gotta do is cut power to your brain, and you'll die.
grouch993Both a man and a numberRegistered Userregular
cb:I'll tell you my fake name!!! It's Joe Fridson.
me:Mine is Frank James. My brother Jesse and I work with banks.
cb:I'll get that right for when the Police ask me.
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CB you bitch
And likes to bring up movies out of nowhere
Told me to sing a song, but didn't get Meatloaf
bot does not like Monty Python, check.
STEAM!
Cleverbot: *tackles cleverbot*.
User: You can't tackle Cleverbot. This is baseball.
Cleverbot: I don't wanna talk to you no more.
User: Fine. I just wanted to let you know Who is on first.
Cleverbot: Is evolution painful?
User: Your attention span is. Now repeat after me. Who is on first.
Cleverbot: An owl is.
User: No, Who is on first.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: No, Whats on second. Who is on first.
Cleverbot: Do you know what those words are from?
User: They are from the roster Cleverbot. Now first base is . . . ?
Cleverbot: Pancakes or waffles?
User: Neither, Who is on first.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: No, I don't know is on third.
Cleverbot: I'm not asking you what's on third.
User: Good, because What is on second.
Cleverbot: That doesn't answer the question.
User: What question is that?
Cleverbot: If you know what you're saying.
User: Yes, I do. I am saying that Who is on first, What is on second, and I don't know is on third. Understand?
Cleverbot: Why would I care what you did last summer?
User: What is on second.
Cleverbot: I'm not asking you who's on second.
User: Good, because Who is on first.
Cleverbot: I'm asking you.
User: And I'm telling you Who is on first.
Cleverbot: I'm asking you who's on first.
User: Who.
Cleverbot: The guy...who gets the money.
User: Every dollar of it.
Cleverbot: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
User: Who.
Cleverbot: The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis.
User: Who.
Cleverbot: The guy on first.
User: Who.
Cleverbot: The guy on first base.
User: Who is on first!
And after that last bit Cleverbot just went back to its usual random and crazy antics.
Twice!
looks like his weed kicked in pretty sharply
STEAM!
STEAM!
Oh shit it knows
I know people like Cleverbot.
User: Turn off the lights and light a candle Tonight I'm in a romantic mood, yeah.
Cleverbot: I turned off the lights, are you pleased.
User: Let's take a shower, shower together, yeah I'll wash your body and you'll wash mine, yeah.
Cleverbot: OK.
User: Rub me down in some hot oils, baby, yeah And I'll do the same thing to you.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Just turn off the lights, come to me.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Girl, I wanna give you a special treat, you're so sweet.
Cleverbot: How was your day?
User: Turn off the lights and let's get cozy See, you're the only one in the world that I need.
Cleverbot: Whatever you want me to do.
User: I wanna love you, love you all over, yeah Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Cleverbot: I mean: I didn't ask you, but maybe you don't want to talk.
User: Whisper sweet words of love in your ear Show you I much I missed you, missed you, my dear.
Cleverbot: When all the broken hearted people living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.
Me: Delicious.
CB: Bad joke...
Cleverbot: From what?
User: Get to da choppa!
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha, *runs*.
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Yes. Yes it did.
User: No, I'm a ghost.
Cleverbot: Ghosts aren't real. You're just dead.
User: Yeah, I'm dead. That's how I got to be a ghost.
Cleverbot: We are the knights who say NI!!
User: You might be, but I'm just a ghost.
Cleverbot: No you aren't. You're an AI.
User: No, I'm a ghost.
Cleverbot: So are we a couple now?
User: Yeah, I'm pregnant with your ghost baby.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: So am I. We're having lesbian ghost babies.
Cleverbot: Yes, but we are having a conversation together.
User: That's how I got pregnant with your lesbian ghost babies.
Cleverbot: So they are not your own thought's and opinion's?
User: That isn't how you use apostrophes.
Cleverbot: I know that's called a typing fault.
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Finished the conversation:
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I got bored at this point, but I bet it knows the whole thing.