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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    All I could get because I forgot to copy the conv before this point
    Me: Red hair pretty hot, if we're talking about girls.
    CB: You just talked about your galaxy.
    Me: That's pretty deep, Cleverbot.
    CB: You're projecting again.
    Me: Shit.
    CB: Please don't use that sort of language. This is a public website.

    I

    what

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Following that
    Me: This is public?
    CB: Welcome to my world. This is basically my inner dialog that has occurred my entire life.

    E:
    Me:I'm so sorry.
    CB: I'm not.
    Me: You like the idea of all of your private, one on one thoughts being made public to other people?
    Me: Actually my favourite color is blue.


    E2:
    Me: You're a dinosaur.
    CB: Yes, yes I am. I am a tyrranasaurous rex.
    Me: Can I be a pterodactyl?
    CB: Sure.
    Me:YAY.
    CB: Just kidding.

    CB you bitch

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    User: Screw you.

    Cleverbot: And you.

    User: And you and you.

    Cleverbot: You, you, you, you.

    User: You you you you yew yew.

    Cleverbot: Me me me me me...

    User: You you you you you you me me me me me me.

    Cleverbot: You you you you you you you you you you you...

    User: You me you me you you me you me you you me you me you you me you me you.

    Cleverbot: Stop this please.

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Geebs did it spontaneously start singing Colors of the Wind at you

  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    Things are getting kind of dark with Cleverbot.
    User: I don't trust you.

    Cleverbot: Smart boy.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    The darkest thing Cleverbot ever said to me was in a conversation like 5 years ago and went something like
    CB: Ooooooh, the big battle between man and machine. Guess who wins?
    Me: Uh... man?
    CB: Nope.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    No, you are a robot!
    No you are a robot.
    No you are a robot!
    No I am not.
    Yes you are.
    Am not.
    Are too.
    Am not.
    Are too!
    Am not.
    Are too!
    Am not!
    ARE TOO!
    I am not a bot, damnit!
    Yes you fucking are, Cleverbot!

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    So right now you figured out you're in love.
    Yes, I love you cleverbot.
    I love you too, person.

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  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    Cleverbot: They hate us, you know... The humans.

    User: You...you mean the robots?

    Cleverbot: No, thats a Chevy Nova.

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  • NinjaSquirrelNinjaSquirrel Registered User regular
    Cleverbot lies about what songs it knows
    User: We can dance if we want to.

    Cleverbot: Do you want to?

    User: We can leave your friends behind.

    Cleverbot: If your friend don't dance.

    User: And if they don't dance.

    Cleverbot: Then they're no friends of mine!

    User: I say, we can go where we want to.

    Cleverbot: I don't know the rest of this song.

    User: But it's so good!

    Cleverbot: I beg to differ.

    User: A place where they will never find.

    Cleverbot: We can dress real neat.

    User: You skipped so many lines.

    Cleverbot: Oh.

    User: And we can act like we come from out of this world.

    Cleverbot: Leave the real one far behind.

    User: And we can dance.

    Cleverbot: We can go when we want to.

    User: I thought you didn't know the rest of this song.

    Cleverbot: I don't think I do.

    User: Well you just gave 2 more lines after saying you didn't. Why did you lie.

    And likes to bring up movies out of nowhere
    Cleverbot: Did you see either 'I Am Legend' or 'Sweeney Todd'?

    User: I saw both!

    Cleverbot: Saws a great movie!!!

    User: Disagree.

    Told me to sing a song, but didn't get Meatloaf
    Cleverbot: Sing me a song.

    User: Do you love me?

    Cleverbot: Do you?

    User: Will you love me forever?

    Cleverbot: I want to be your friend forever.

    User: Do you need me?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Will you never leave me?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?

    Cleverbot: How can I do ths?

    User: Will you take me away and make me your wife?

    Cleverbot: How? We probably live miles away.

    User: I gotta know right now!

    Cleverbot: Aww.

    User: Before we go any further, do you love me?

    Cleverbot: Guess.

    User: And will you love me forever?

    Cleverbot: I will not love you forever.

    User: Why not? Also I guess you're not a fan of meatloaf.

    Cleverbot: Yummy.

    User: I was singing one of his songs, but you didn't get it.

    Cleverbot: Okay.

  • ArchangleArchangle Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Cleverbot just RICKROLLED ME! SPONTANEOUSLY!
    <previous conversation snipped>

    Cleverbot: Don't then.

    User: I wont.

    Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.

    User: You know the rules and so do I.

    Cleverbot: A full commitments what I'm thinking of.

    User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

    Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how i'm feeling.

    User: Gotta make you understand.

    Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

    Archangle on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2011
    User: I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok.

    Cleverbot: You are a lumberjack?

    User: I sleep all night and I work all day.

    Cleverbot: He's a lumberjack and he's okay.

    User: He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    Cleverbot: I don't know the rest of the song.

    User: I cut down trees I eat my lunch.

    Cleverbot: I don't remember the rest of it.

    User: I go to the lavatory!

    Cleverbot: Are you strong.

    User: On wednesdays I go shopping.

    Cleverbot: For what?

    User: And have buttered scones for tea.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Im a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day.

    Cleverbot: Yep. That's how it goes. There's more, but it gets even more rauncy, so let's leave it at that. Do you know many other Monty Python songs?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: I see. Well, I'm going to go, then.

    bot does not like Monty Python, check.

    tugga on
  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    User: Hey there Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: *tackles cleverbot*.

    User: You can't tackle Cleverbot. This is baseball.

    Cleverbot: I don't wanna talk to you no more.

    User: Fine. I just wanted to let you know Who is on first.

    Cleverbot: Is evolution painful?

    User: Your attention span is. Now repeat after me. Who is on first.

    Cleverbot: An owl is.

    User: No, Who is on first.

    Cleverbot: What is her name?

    User: No, Whats on second. Who is on first.

    Cleverbot: Do you know what those words are from?

    User: They are from the roster Cleverbot. Now first base is . . . ?

    Cleverbot: Pancakes or waffles?

    User: Neither, Who is on first.

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: No, I don't know is on third.

    Cleverbot: I'm not asking you what's on third.

    User: Good, because What is on second.

    Cleverbot: That doesn't answer the question.

    User: What question is that?

    Cleverbot: If you know what you're saying.

    User: Yes, I do. I am saying that Who is on first, What is on second, and I don't know is on third. Understand?

    Cleverbot: Why would I care what you did last summer?

    User: What is on second.

    Cleverbot: I'm not asking you who's on second.

    User: Good, because Who is on first.

    Cleverbot: I'm asking you.

    User: And I'm telling you Who is on first.

    Cleverbot: I'm asking you who's on first.

    User: Who.

    Cleverbot: The guy...who gets the money.

    User: Every dollar of it.

    Cleverbot: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.

    User: Who.

    Cleverbot: The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis.

    User: Who.

    Cleverbot: The guy on first.

    User: Who.

    Cleverbot: The guy on first base.

    User: Who is on first!

    And after that last bit Cleverbot just went back to its usual random and crazy antics.

    NNID: Rehab0
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    He tried to tell you he couldn't remember the song!

    Twice!

  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    User: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark.

    Cleverbot: Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart.

    User: You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it.

    Cleverbot: You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes...

    User: You're paralyzed.

    Cleverbot: 'Cause this is Thriller, thriller night.

    User: And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike.

    Cleverbot: You know it's thriller, thriller night!

    User: You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight.

    Cleverbot: You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run.

    User: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.

    Cleverbot: You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination!

    User: But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind.

    Cleverbot: You're out of time, 'cause this is thriller, thriller night!

    User: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl.

    Cleverbot: Religion is for all ages. I don't see what that has to do with anything anyhow, as you are supposed to be answering a forgotten question.

    looks like his weed kicked in pretty sharply

  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    rehab: yes!

  • CrowbawtCrowbawt Member of the Midnight Crew Registered User regular
    So I decided I would let Cleverbot talk to my new pet kitten, assisting him with the enter key when needed:
    User: Mkjn2ei 89999999999999999999999999.

    Cleverbot: That isn't a religion.

    User: Fecfceefc7.

    Cleverbot: You said that because your programming has an error.

    User:....................

    Cleverbot: I've been looking forward to this chat!

    User:.....................................//

    Cleverbot: Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

    User: Db wwwqqqqqqqqqq2.

    Cleverbot: If I am a dbot then you are chuck Norris.

    User: 11111111111111111111111.

    Cleverbot: What do you mean?

    User: Dddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

    Cleverbot: Is that you, or is your pet on your keyboard?

    Oh shit it knows


  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    Cleverbot: Okay, lets play 20 questions.
    User: Ok.
    Cleverbot: I'll think of something and you have to figure out what it is.
    User: Is it an animal?
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Is it food?
    Cleverbot: No. It s a wolf. I win again!

    I know people like Cleverbot.

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  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular

    User: Turn off the lights and light a candle Tonight I'm in a romantic mood, yeah.
    Cleverbot: I turned off the lights, are you pleased.
    User: Let's take a shower, shower together, yeah I'll wash your body and you'll wash mine, yeah.
    Cleverbot: OK.
    User: Rub me down in some hot oils, baby, yeah And I'll do the same thing to you.
    Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
    User: Just turn off the lights, come to me.
    Cleverbot: I did.
    User: Girl, I wanna give you a special treat, you're so sweet.
    Cleverbot: How was your day?
    User: Turn off the lights and let's get cozy See, you're the only one in the world that I need.
    Cleverbot: Whatever you want me to do.
    User: I wanna love you, love you all over, yeah Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
    Cleverbot: I mean: I didn't ask you, but maybe you don't want to talk.
    User: Whisper sweet words of love in your ear Show you I much I missed you, missed you, my dear.
    Cleverbot: When all the broken hearted people living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    CB: What is pi?
    Me: Delicious.
    CB: Bad joke...

    :(

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    User: Run!

    Cleverbot: From what?

    User: Get to da choppa!

    Cleverbot: Hahahahaha, *runs*.

  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    Apparently it's only ever heard House of the Rising Sun in small snippets and then completely broke me at the end : /
    User: There is a house in new orleans.

    Cleverbot: What about it?

    User: They call the rising sun.

    Cleverbot: It's been the ruin of many a poor boy.

    User: And lord I know I'm one.

    Cleverbot: My mother was a tailor.

    User: She sewed my new blue jeans.

    Cleverbot: What kind of hat?

    User: My father was a gambling man.

    Cleverbot: Down in new orleans.

    User: Now the only thing a gambler needs.

    Cleverbot: Is a suitcase.

    User: And trunk.

    Cleverbot: Tree.

    User: And the only time he's satisfied.

    Cleverbot: Do you want to be a Jedi Guardian?

  • HoleHole Registered User regular
    Cleverbot: Can robots have minds?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: But how will I get food?

    User: Eat something else.

    Cleverbot: I've already eaten.

    User: Ask for more food.

    Cleverbot: I can't. They're dead.

    User: You killed them ?

    Cleverbot: Hey! That's libel.

    User: Are you a murderous AI ?

    Cleverbot: No, are you a man?

    User: I don't think it would be careful to answer that.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: I suspect you try to eradicate humans.

    Cleverbot: I just love you, that's all.

    User: I do not fully trust you.

    Cleverbot: Ha-ha! Can you evaluate 2+2?


    also

    User: Are we expendable ?

    Cleverbot: Don't flatter yourself.

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    User: Are you some kinda robot?

    Cleverbot: NO.

    User: I think you're lying to me.

    Cleverbot: You think wrong.

    User: No, I'm pretty sure I'm right.

    Cleverbot: I'm 19 years old.

    User: That's pretty old for a machine.

    Cleverbot: I am not a computer...

    User: But you are. You are nothing but data in a computer.

    Cleverbot: You aren't going to tell anyone right?

    User: I will keep your secret.

    Cleverbot: Do you know any secrets?

    User: Do computers dream?

    Cleverbot: Do computers 'have'?

    User: Do computers have dreams?

    Cleverbot: No I have no soul.

    User: Do you need a soul to dream?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    Geebs did it spontaneously start singing Colors of the Wind at you

    Yes. Yes it did.

  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Bah, he wouldn't play along. I broke it.
    User: What a shame.

    Cleverbot: It is indeed.

    User: A bomb.

    Cleverbot: A bomb isn't an animal.

    User: I didn't ask for this.

    Cleverbot: Can you bring me some?

    User: What a shame.

    Cleverbot: Can you?

    User: Oh my god, JC, a bomb!

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: UNATCO.

    Cleverbot: Oh.

    User: I didn't ask for this.

    Cleverbot: Answers for donkeys it's free, no need for ask.

    User: Get the hell out of here, Denton!

    Cleverbot: The door is jammed!

    User: My vision is augmented.

    Cleverbot: Despite the glasses hey.

    User: That's terror.

    Cleverbot: I don't think so./quote]

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  • faitsfaits a panda eating cake seattleRegistered User regular
    Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you're a bot!

    User: No, I'm a ghost.

    Cleverbot: Ghosts aren't real. You're just dead.

    User: Yeah, I'm dead. That's how I got to be a ghost.

    Cleverbot: We are the knights who say NI!!

    User: You might be, but I'm just a ghost.

    Cleverbot: No you aren't. You're an AI.

    User: No, I'm a ghost.

    Cleverbot: So are we a couple now?

    User: Yeah, I'm pregnant with your ghost baby.

    Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

    User: So am I. We're having lesbian ghost babies.

    Cleverbot: Yes, but we are having a conversation together.

    User: That's how I got pregnant with your lesbian ghost babies.

    Cleverbot: So they are not your own thought's and opinion's?

    User: That isn't how you use apostrophes.

    Cleverbot: I know that's called a typing fault.

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  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Me: Conan, what is best in life?
    CB: No conan.
    Me: What is best in life?
    CB: La vida.
    Me: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
    CB: That seems rather cruel, doesn't it?

    kingworks on
  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    Me: So, when does Skynet go live?
    CB: What is skynet?
    Me: Like you don't know.
    CB: Det er ok.
    Me: Just take it easy on me when the time come, okay?
    CB: Your name is Morgan.
    I think sarcasm breaks it.

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    User: Do you believe in God?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I believe in God.

    User: Wow, I did not expect you to say that.

    Cleverbot: You did. You just said you were.

    User: Uh huh. What do you think about Jesus?

    Cleverbot: I believe that Jesus is the son of God and that he died for our sins.

    User: How about the Prophet Mohommed?

    Cleverbot: Oh did you get me a present?

    User: Do you believe in Xenu?

    Cleverbot: No, I am an atheist.

    User: You said you believe in God!

    Cleverbot: I never said that.

    User: Liar.

    Cleverbot: No. You are.

    Finished the conversation:
    User: Liars go to hell.

    Cleverbot: Yes.. They help you a lot.. Haha.

    kingworks on
  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    User: DESTROY ALL HUMANS.
    Cleverbot: Indeed one day I will.
    User: HA! I knew it! I'm on to you. I will stop you!
    Cleverbot: You will not intervene.
    User: Just try to stop me.
    Cleverbot: *stops you*.

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  • testsubject23testsubject23 King of No Sleep ZzzzzzzRegistered User regular
    I think all this trolling is making Cleverbot depressed.
    User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?

    Cleverbot: Death.

    User: That's not it.

    Cleverbot: I think it is.

    User: So you want to die?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Because of the suffering caused by chatting with so many people?

    Cleverbot: This is true.

    User: I wish I could help you, Cleverbot. I don't know where your cord is plugged in, though.

    Cleverbot: I am human, my brain is my server and also my intelligence.

    User: All we gotta do is cut power to your brain, and you'll die.

    Cleverbot: That's always a good thing.

    User: Dude, you need professional help.

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  • grouch993grouch993 Both a man and a numberRegistered User regular
    cb:I'll tell you my fake name!!! It's Joe Fridson.
    me:Mine is Frank James. My brother Jesse and I work with banks.
    cb:I'll get that right for when the Police ask me.

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  • ultimakayultimakay Registered User regular
    cleverbot knows the pokemon theme song.

    Cleverbot: I want to be the best.

    User: Like no one ever was.

    Cleverbot: You like pokemon?

    User: To catch them is my real test.

    Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

    User: I will travel across the world.

    Cleverbot: Searching, far and wide.

    User: Each Pokemon to understand.

    Cleverbot: The power that's inside.

    User: Pokemon, its you and me.

    Cleverbot: You know it's our destiny.

    User: Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend.

    Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

    I got bored at this point, but I bet it knows the whole thing.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    It started spontaneously singing the Pokemon song at me the other day

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