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Would you freeze yourself?

electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
edited September 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Cryogenics!

The actual practice today is pretty silly, in the sense that the people who do it wait until they're pronounced dead, then get frozen, and the freezing technique then continues to crack and fuck up their cells. Of course, they may have the last laugh if it turns out that in the year 2200 a bunch of scientists start unfreezing these people and restoring them as a practical test of nanite healing technology. So who knows!

Anyway - the point of this thread is to ask what you think the consequences of a practical suspended animation technology would be. That is, a method by which we could effectively halt the processes of life safely, and chill your tissue to prevent long-term degradation. Exactly how this would be accomplished is up to your imagination in determining your response - I tend to imagine two plausible worlds:

(1) where the process is fairly invasive and surgical. Major organs have filtering clamps added to their blood supplies so the right preservatives can be targeted at each one, the brain is put on artificial life support and specially preserved etc. By the end of the process you're very much some type of cyborg, and you're going to be spending at minimum a month or two in recovery when you're unfrozen. This would be expensive.

(2) basically you get an injection or IV of preservative *stuff* (some type of nanotechnological drug delivery system to accomplish what we're doing above) and then you're frozen by whatever staged process is necessary to make it work. This would be cheap and accessible really, probably easier to recover from too.

The option I don't imagine (but you're free to) is the Fry "trip and fell into the chamber" one.

My question to D&D citizens though is n-fold: would you get yourself placed in suspended animation? When would you do it and why? And what do you think the wider social and fiscal consequences of a practical use of this technology would be?

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    What a time to be alive!

  • HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    Totally. I want to be a space pirate!

    While racing light mechs, your Urbanmech comes in second place, but only because it ran out of ammo.
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Man, you'd be really rolling the dice on that one. What if everything went to hell while you were frozen instead of becoming awesome?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
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  • Alfred J. KwakAlfred J. Kwak is it because you were insulted when I insulted your hair?Registered User regular
    I want to live forever

  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    A definitive yes to both options.

    I've been kinda biding my time and looking around for cryogenic firms that would fit my needs, but I'm definitely going to grab the appropriate cryogenic insurance once I settle down (preferable one with a nearby cryogenic institution) as the price is low enough for me to jump on it if only to placate the sci-fi geek inside me - with a bonus of potential (no matter how small) resurrection in the future.

    I'm not naive enough to consider the current technology capable of freezing down neurological tissue without causing irreparable damage, which is solved by the current cryogenic companies by only freezing you down when you're legally dead - at which point the "irreparable damage" to your brain wouldn't be your concern.

    But with technology that actually work, I'd work long enough to save up a substantial sum of most would go into long-term bonds while I go for a long sleep for a couple of decades or centuries. The money would hopefully grow and I'd have an (hopefully) exciting future to look forward to.

  • Alfred J. KwakAlfred J. Kwak is it because you were insulted when I insulted your hair?Registered User regular
    I don't see how in the far future anyone would have the motivation to unfreeze you and go through all the medical procedures to restore your body. Unless we live in a money-less society by then, that's gotta be costly, no?

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    If I live in the future, and everything is great due to the hard work of all those who came before, why would I want to thaw out some dick who froze himself so he could avoid all the hard work?

    No freezing for moi thanks!

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    I don't see how in the far future anyone would have the motivation to unfreeze you and go through all the medical procedures to restore your body. Unless we live in a money-less society by then, that's gotta be costly, no?

    Sense of moral obligation.

    That's why they did it in Trans Met, anyway.

    And then the poor bastards were tossed in the street and nearly went crazy with culture shock.

    And then some of them were brainwashed to be used for assassinations.

    ...Kinda turned me off the whole idea, that.

  • DextaDexta Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2011
    If I live in the future, and everything is great due to the hard work of all those who came before, why would I want to thaw out some dick who froze himself so he could avoid all the hard work?

    No freezing for moi thanks!

    What if it was a really hot girl?



    Actually, wasn't there a futuristic version of sleeping beauty based on this exact premise, where a spaceman from the future is searching for a special code or something to unfreeze an attractive young lady who had been frozen for hundreds of years and whose beauty had now become a rarity in the grim dark future?

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  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    Without a wakeup technology it probably doesn't matter. If you are actually testing the wakeup tech it could be pretty cool. Like an astronaut heading to Mars unsure if the untested return trip will work. As for present day techniques, frozen head in a jar doesn't seem worse than worms or burning.

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  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    Oh shit. I forgot to mention that if cryo is safe and effective and the general consensus is that the world is getting better then the smartest people will probably take a trip to the future which will make the present and possibly the future worse. Where is the equilibrium?

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  • JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    Transmetropolitan tells me that it would suck.

    Besides, the things I care for in this world are in the now. Freezing and restarting in the future doesn't sound that cool if it means abandoning what I got now.

    Like, I'd like to visit the future but as a tourist.

  • DextaDexta Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    If the future looks shitty no one will want to be frozen

    But if the future looks good smart people will want to be frozen and then the future becomes shitty because everyone left is dumb.

  • DextaDexta Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Would ancient Romans have wanted to see this future?

  • CycloneRangerCycloneRanger Registered User regular
    I'd do it. I don't have anything of any real value right now and no strong attachments.

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    If we assume that a) some method of freezing works and b) there is a viable means of unfreezing folks and c) I could be convinced someone would actually wake me up and d) the process is affordable, there are some situations in which I might get it done. The old "incurable disease" situation where I freeze myself in hopes that someone can cure me in the future, for one. Maybe a few others.

    But I wouldn't do it unless I had a very, very small amount of time left to live. Like, on the order of days. Because I wouldn't want to sacrifice whatever time I had left on the off chance that maybe someday someone can cure me. I also wouldn't do it if I had loved ones, because I would rather spend every moment with them. And I would have to be relatively young and able - if I'm already bed-ridden, I see little sense in freezing myself just so maybe I can spend a few more years still lying in a bed.

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  • JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    Dexta wrote:
    Would ancient Romans have wanted to see this future?

    wouldn't they basically become an object of study?

    Either "frozees" (coining that term) end up being special cases or nobody will care. Which means it's either "ooh this animal is making noises, let's give it a flu-virus" or "woop, this world is batshit crazy and you won't be able to deal anyway"

  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2011
    What if you wake up in 50 years and everyone's head is in a jar.

    edit: cool sci fi idea. kinda like Omega Man.

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  • Z0reZ0re Registered User regular
    I basically want to be frozen seconds after I'm pronounced dead, or slip into some sort of induced coma to manage pain in my final days/hours. I figure at that point I lose absolutely nothing while gaining a (slight) shot at seeing how everything ends up turning out. It always bummed me out that I will never get to see the full consequences of my life, or my generation.

  • JepheryJephery Registered User regular
    Nope.

    The backlog of computer games that I would acquire in the meantime would take an entire life to work through.

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    I've always thought it would be interesting to put a minor spin on the usual "wake up in the future" approach to cryogenics; have myself woken up for a period of time (days or weeks perhaps) every decade or century, if not longer. Witness the evolution of culture, entertainment, society, fashion, gaming, and the world overall in snippets. After the first freezing or two I imagine most of the people I had any remote connection to would be long gone, and I wouldn't be immortal so it's not like I couldn't end things once I'd finally had/seen enough.

    Of course, this would require functional cryogenics, an assload of money, etc, etc. It's not reasonable or likely to happen, just something I always thought might be an interesting (if one way and ultimately tragic) experiment.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I don't know, I think it would be pretty awful. You wouldn't know anyone or anything and the technology would likely be incomprehensible. Your value systems would likely be considered antiquated and life would probably shock and disturb you.

    all it takes is a single generation for technology to befuddle most people

  • Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    How about it guys. I'm game. The world as it is frustrates and frightens me most of the time. Maybe I can spend a few hundred years in an elaborate dreamworld, and, hell, when/if I wake up, I'll still be an artist. My prospects can only improve, you know?

  • KamarKamar Registered User regular
    Anything for a chance to live forever. Too much cool shit I'm going to miss otherwise. The only people I care about will be aiming for the same thing, so no losses there.

    Freeze me the hell up.

  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    eh, i'm only interested if in the future there is a cure for death.

    if so, then freeze my ass. i hate, and am terrified by, the notion of ceasing to be. there is so much that i want to do, and i really really like being alive.

    practically the consequences would be felt in overpopulation. however, it might be reasonable to suspect that should the technology exist to put human beings in a state of suspended animation, technology to colonize the ocean or outer space would also be plausible. in which case the human race would spread quickly to all the space that we could put ourselves. which would be cool on its own.

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  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Man, what if something got screwed up and you ended up frozen but conscious for hundreds of years?

    No thanks. Even if I did get unfrozen with psychic powers.

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  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    RT800 wrote:
    Man, what if something got screwed up and you ended up frozen but conscious for hundreds of years?

    No thanks. Even if I did get unfrozen with psychic powers.

    If you are conscious, entropy is most likely proceeding apace vis your body so I wouldn't worry.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Yes. I'd do it and demand not to be awoken til death is cured.

  • KelorKelor Registered User regular
    Death doesn't really phase me all that much, it wouldn't be the biggest factor long term in getting myself iced.

    I would be frozen in a heartbeat on the condition that they'd thaw me out once star travel was affordable however. Exploring works for me more than immortality.

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    I would be for freezing myself if the cure for "death" has not been realized yet.

    I seriously think I may have been born 50 or so years too soon and will have just died before the whole "immortal" robot body thing is figured out.

    I don't think they can cure aging, but robotic bodies hooked up to the brain? I think that is something that will happen...

    I mean the beginnings are being tested right now: (IMO) (1:10 for the craziness)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYWmYJNg5Jw&feature=channel_video_title


    The idea that humans may become immortal isn't really sci-fi anymore. It's getting close.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    I don't know, I think it would be pretty awful. You wouldn't know anyone or anything and the technology would likely be incomprehensible. Your value systems would likely be considered antiquated and life would probably shock and disturb you.

    all it takes is a single generation for technology to befuddle most people

    you know you can learn new technology

    like how people born in the future will learn that technology

    it's not some insurmountable obstacle, and a pretty tiny price to pay for living in the fuckin' future

  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    The will to survive seems so biological to me, I wonder if an algorithm could replace it.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    If I recall correctly, there is limited success with a suspended animation "gas" that essentially quickly replaces or ties up all the free oxygen in your body.

    If you know your cell biology, this will prohibit any metabolic action, of which apoptosis (programmed cell death) is one of.

    Everything halts, but nothing "dies", and if it is done in sterile conditions nothing decays. Right now the problems are getting rapid gas perfusion on large animals (works on mice, not on pigs).

    I think it is some hydroflouric gas? I can't remember.

    Anyway the point is that if I have control of myself until near the end of my life (assuming I don't snuff it in an accident) I would totally "suspend" myself if the tech has progressed far enough and nothing else can grant something close to immortality.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    I think I would be willing to "travel through time" with cryogenics as long as my family and friends did it at the same time.

    Displacing yourself from interpersonal relationships would be very sad.

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  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote:
    Displacing yourself from interpersonal relationships would be very sad.

    Waking up in the future would be way worse than getting uprooted to a new highschool in tenth grade that's for sure.

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  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    If I live in the future, and everything is great due to the hard work of all those who came before, why would I want to thaw out some dick who froze himself so he could avoid all the hard work?

    No freezing for moi thanks!

  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    MrMister wrote:
    If I live in the future, and everything is great due to the hard work of all those who came before, why would I want to thaw out some dick who froze himself so he could avoid all the hard work?

    No freezing for moi thanks!

    This makes sense for legions of freezers, which means freezing is probably a low percentage play. Still, I'm pretty sure a least a few freezers get defrosted as witnesses to the past.

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    ― Marcus Aurelius

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  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    This makes sense for legions of freezers, which means freezing is probably a low percentage play. Still, I'm pretty sure a least a few freezers get defrosted as witnesses to the past.

    I was not so much expressing a fear that no one would defrost me (because they would think I was a dick) than I was expressing a desire not to be a dick in the first place. If the rationale for freezing is something like: "I have terminal cancer; maybe in the future they'll have figured it out," then sure, go nuts. But if it's strictly: "the future is probably awesome! Fuck the present," then no, not so much. Someone has to live in the present, and it looks like we drew the short straw on that one, so we might as well make the most of it.

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