Gooey wrote: Cokebotle wrote: Mm... lunchtime... How's everyone doing today? what is the future like do we have flying cars yet
Cokebotle wrote: Mm... lunchtime... How's everyone doing today?
Mazzyx wrote: Australia isn't the future, its the past through a wormhole.
Solomaxwell6 wrote: Mazzyx wrote: Australia isn't the future, its the past through a wormhole. What doew that make New Zleanad?
Mazzyx wrote: Solomaxwell6 wrote: Mazzyx wrote: Australia isn't the future, its the past through a wormhole. What doew that make New Zleanad? Land where the sheep truly rule.
Solomaxwell6 wrote: Getting progressivley drunker. Need some stupid ideas so I can make some sutpid mistakes.
DasUberEdward wrote: Solomaxwell6 wrote: Getting progressivley drunker. Need some stupid ideas so I can make some sutpid mistakes. jerk-off first. then think about it.
Winky wrote: DasUberEdward wrote: Solomaxwell6 wrote: Getting progressivley drunker. Need some stupid ideas so I can make some sutpid mistakes. jerk-off first. then think about it. If you want to make the stupidest ideas, start jerking off, but then don't finish. Then think about it.
Solomaxwell6 wrote: DasUberEdward wrote: Solomaxwell6 wrote: Getting progressivley drunker. Need some stupid ideas so I can make some sutpid mistakes. jerk-off first. then think about it. I was thinking of drunk dialing my now-ex girlfrien, but thought better of it. Need mroe booze first.
Solomaxwell6 wrote: I LIVE IN WASHINGTON DC IF I BREAK THE LAW HERE OBAMA WILL SEE
Mazzyx wrote: Drunk dial Obama!
Solomaxwell6 wrote: Mazzyx wrote: Drunk dial Obama! YOU FOOL! I do not know his phone number. I can totes egg his house ,thoug.
FroThulhu wrote: DasUberEdward wrote: Solomaxwell6 wrote: Getting progressivley drunker. Need some stupid ideas so I can make some sutpid mistakes. jerk-off first. then think about it. Genius
Senjutsu wrote: jerk off while calling your ex breathe heavily by making a pathetic spectacle of yourself
Solomaxwell6 wrote: Senjutsu wrote: jerk off while calling your ex breathe heavily by making a pathetic spectacle of yourself I was hoping to boecome shitchairman, but alas, even hae had a girlfriend.
Sarksus wrote: Strange Days has some hilarious predictions.
Senjutsu wrote: Solomaxwell6 wrote: Senjutsu wrote: jerk off while calling your ex breathe heavily by making a pathetic spectacle of yourself I was hoping to boecome shitchairman, but alas, even hae had a girlfriend. that story raises so many questions
Jacobkosh wrote: Sarksus wrote: Strange Days has some hilarious predictions. everyone in the 90s seemed to think that that sort of like hardcore/skinhead/riot grrl type punk aesthetic was the way of the future of course the movie would not have quite the same impact if everyone were shuffling around to Dashboard Confessional or whatever
Winky wrote: Senjutsu wrote: Solomaxwell6 wrote: Senjutsu wrote: jerk off while calling your ex breathe heavily by making a pathetic spectacle of yourself I was hoping to boecome shitchairman, but alas, even hae had a girlfriend. that story raises so many questions I've decided that the maggots were definitely there before he died. But the real question is "How ugly was that girlfriend?"
Senjutsu wrote: Winky wrote: Senjutsu wrote: Solomaxwell6 wrote: Senjutsu wrote: jerk off while calling your ex breathe heavily by making a pathetic spectacle of yourself I was hoping to boecome shitchairman, but alas, even hae had a girlfriend. that story raises so many questions I've decided that the maggots were definitely there before he died. But the real question is "How ugly was that girlfriend?" WHAT THE HELL WAS THE DEAL WITH THE ROOMMATE
Solomaxwell6 wrote: Maybe shitchairman was paying all of the rent and the roommate was chillinf there for free?
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What doew that make New Zleanad?
Land where the sheep truly rule.
I need to see black sheep fosometime
Edit: And my Jack is killed! Time to start on my courvousier
jerk-off first.
then think about it.
I was thinking of drunk dialing my now-ex girlfrien, but thought better of it. Need mroe booze first.
If you want to make the stupidest ideas, start jerking off, but then don't finish.
Then think about it.
Good idea. I think "I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS BUT I LOVE YOU I NEED YOU BACK IN MY LIFE" would be a fantastic text to send.
Well drunk dialing her won't make you feel better about it.
What will make you feel better about it is drunk dialing a prostitute.
Just, you know, prepare to feel worse about it when you come to.
breathe heavily by making a pathetic spectacle of yourself
Then break the law in such a way that you explicitly want Obama to see.
Like the law where you're not supposed to show him your genitals.
YOU FOOL! I do not know his phone number. I can totes egg his house ,thoug.
Dude.
That is his ex.
No, sorry. But it's rather nice weather in the future.
just for that added layer of bad-ideation
Genius
Do this.
it is probably the best advice that can be given to a human male.
I was hoping to boecome shitchairman, but alas, even hae had a girlfriend.
that story raises so many questions
everyone in the 90s seemed to think that that sort of like hardcore/skinhead/riot grrl type punk aesthetic was the way of the future
of course the movie would not have quite the same impact if everyone were shuffling around to Dashboard Confessional or whatever
why was it made
I've decided that the maggots were definitely there before he died.
But the real question is "How ugly was that girlfriend?"
Also the omg three dollar a gallon and I thought I heard Gaddafi was getting the peace prize?
WHAT THE HELL WAS THE DEAL WITH THE ROOMMATE
I am assuming he was fused to the loveseat.
Maybe shitchairman was paying all of the rent and the roommate was chillinf there for free?
does that strike you as a good deal?
because that is one craigslist ad I wouldn't be responding to