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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Isoldae wrote:
    What does a 40 dollar haircut even look like?

    That seems like an expensive hair cut.

    T4CT is a cultured, sophisticated, man about town.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    Man, that sucks.

    I've never been mugged but I had my flat broken into and had my consoles and games stolen when I was on holiday. That sucked.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    hunter you're being ridiculous that hobo died cold and hungry years ago

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    Shoulda broke his back over your knee

    Or stabbed a syringe into his carotid

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    I really do hate people sometimes.

    Glad you're alright at least, and didn't find it particularly frightening

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    That reminds me

    One of the numerous emails my grandmother sends me told me about how if you type your PIN in reverse at an ATM it alerts the cops

    I thought that was cool until it said that even if it's something like "1331" if you type it in it just knows.

    I don't think my grandma even reads these things anymore.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    hunter you're being ridiculous that hobo died cold and hungry years ago

    Maybe it was the Yakuza that he sold his DS too.

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    Then dive into the nearest available haystack

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    Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    Holy shit, the whole 'almost being stab' thing put this up a whole other level.

    Man, if I could, I would by you a drink.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    hope you are doing alright tact

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    hunter you're being ridiculous that hobo died cold and hungry years ago

    Maybe it was the Yakuza that he sold his DS too.

    the charger was faulty
    now they're out for revenge

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Someone tried to mug me once. And then I kicked him in the crotch. I made sure to step on him when I went about my business.

    Ow.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    He can take your possessions...just don't let him take your PRIDE. IN THE NAAAAAAME OF LOOOOVE

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Isoldae wrote:
    What does a 40 dollar haircut even look like?

    That seems like an expensive hair cut.

    my haircut cost 40 dollars

    it pretty much just looks like a haircut

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    I got a $25 haircut once

    Afterward I thought "why didn't I just go to great clips and get the $10 cut"

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    hunter you're being ridiculous that hobo died cold and hungry years ago

    Maybe it was the Yakuza that he sold his DS too.

    the charger was faulty
    now they're out for revenge

    T4CT ran out of bullet time and there wasn't a small trolley or cart nearby to jump on to escape.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    He can take your possessions...just don't let him take your

    FFFRRREEEEEEDDDOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    it is not bullet time it is tequila time and it is completely different

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Isoldae wrote:
    What does a 40 dollar haircut even look like?

    That seems like an expensive hair cut.

    my haircut cost 40 dollars

    it pretty much just looks like a haircut

    My haircut was 8 dollars.

    Does that mean I win?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I've never been mugged. I assume it is because of my beard.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    Ledneh wrote:
    I got a $25 haircut once

    Afterward I thought "why didn't I just go to great clips and get the $10 cut"

    My last 25 buck haircut included a hung over girl that spending almost as much time playing my hair as cutting it.

    Money well spent.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    it is not bullet time it is tequila time and it is completely different

    Look, all I know is he's so hardboiled that I'm shocked he didn't put the guy in a stranglehold.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I figured he broke the phone so T4CT couldn't call the cops immediately. Though I don't know if that would have done any good anyway, but it still could have been his reasoning.

    Or him being a dick is a probable answer too.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Isoldae wrote:
    Isoldae wrote:
    What does a 40 dollar haircut even look like?

    That seems like an expensive hair cut.

    my haircut cost 40 dollars

    it pretty much just looks like a haircut

    My haircut was 8 dollars.

    Does that mean I win?

    it probably means you live in a cheaper city, have easier hair, and didn't get a massage with your haircut

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Maybe his father was killed by a phone and he was out for revenge.

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    All cell phones are government mind control chips don't you seeee

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Isoldae wrote:
    What does a 40 dollar haircut even look like?

    Better than a ten dollar haircut, but not quite as nice as a hundred dollar haircut.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I would Renegade interrupt so hard.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Isoldae wrote:
    Isoldae wrote:
    What does a 40 dollar haircut even look like?

    That seems like an expensive hair cut.

    my haircut cost 40 dollars

    it pretty much just looks like a haircut

    My haircut was 8 dollars.

    Does that mean I win?

    it probably means you live in a cheaper city, have easier hair, and didn't get a massage with your haircut

    I just cut my own hair with some clippers, size 4 guard. Bought em years ago for like, $15 and I've used em a LOT.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I think I usually spend about $15 with tip for a haircut.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Isoldae wrote:
    What does a 40 dollar haircut even look like?

    Better than a ten dollar haircut, but not quite as nice as a hundred dollar haircut.

    I paid 10 dollars for my 40 dollar haircut and no one can tell the difference.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    it is not bullet time it is tequila time and it is completely different

    Look, all I know is he's so hardboiled that I'm shocked he didn't put the guy in a stranglehold.

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    That game was so fucking awesome

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    let's just all get suck cuts

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    I think what bugs me about this is breaking a guy's phone and trying to fucking stab them after getting their money

    Hopefully he'll inexplicably contract leprosy

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    john woo presents: stranglehold thread

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Never been mugged or even looked at oddly by a stranger.

    Reading stories like this, however, really make me consider getting a gun and a few permits.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Carrying a gun always seems like a bad idea. I'm sure some of you know exactly how you would react, but I don't think most people can say how they would react if they got mugged, and if you aren't a badass, there is a decent chance that your own gun gets you killed.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    People still get haircuts? I thought we were just going to grow it out for a while.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    I've never been mugged either

    and it's a good thing too because I'd probably get stabbed from fighting back over my wallet that literally never has cash in it
    my phone that was free with my phone plan
    my debit card that is 100% stolen insured
    and the rest of my wallet that is falling apart

    because I am retarded

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    If I ever get mugged I'll just give them my shit. Never any cash in there and everything else can be canceled easily enough. Not worth the trouble.

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