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It's The End of The Post Office As We Know It

Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substanceit changed my lifeRegistered User regular
edited September 2011 in Social Entropy++
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So unless action is taken ASAP, the US Postal Service will default by the end of the month

What will happen if the USPS defaults, you ask? They won't be able to borrow money, they'll only have enough money to cover operations for a week or two, at most, which would basically mean that the entire organization would shut down by January. And many more jobs will be lost, increasing the unemployment rate.

As if the US hasn't had enough to deal with, freak weather, the government almost defaulting, an outrageous unemployment rate, and our economy being inconsistent at best, now we have to deal with our main mailing service on the brink of bankruptcy and shutting down. What a year.

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Maybe this will inspire the last 2 places who still require me to cut a check to come up with an alternate payment method...

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I have to pay my electric bill with a check, or they charge some absurd service fee.

    it's the only thing I use the post office for.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    the last time I bought stamps I went to the post office cause it had been ten years since I had bought stamps

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    mental note: don't order anything from the US.

  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    This might be the reason they stuffed my mail-forwarding letter with 80 million advertisements.

  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    Mental note: will those prints I ordered from the US to be sent already

  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Hasn't the US post office been going out of business for ages?

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Much like the Texas thread, I would have to say that small business and the free market can take care of this issue, I'm sure we've all seen The Postman.

  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    I used to want to be a mailman
    Kinda still do

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    Why can't we catch a break!?

    :(

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    But if we lose the mail, we lose information...

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  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Jesus America we need to get our shit together.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    if we lose the mail, I can't get my bills which means I don't legally have to pay them, and I'm ok with that

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    Why can't we catch a break!?

    :(

    Seriously

    Once we temporarily fix one fuck-up, five more fuck-ups appear in its place

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    I would contend we haven't fixed any of our fuckups.

    Couple that with the Triad constantly bombarding us with their hurricane machine, and there's no fucking hope to rebuild until we submit to Chinese will.

  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    pft

    what do we need mail for

    when we have glorious electronic messaging

  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Dammit! ... and I just bought a pack of stamps the other day!

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    Oh I know we haven't fixed any of our fuck-ups

    We've had temporary solutions

    But everytime we temporarily solve one, five more appear in its place

    At this point, it's not if but when China overtakes us

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    BugBoy wrote:
    pft

    what do we need mail for

    when we have glorious electronic messaging

    SECRET SATANS

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    What can brown do for you?

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    Why can't we catch a break!?

    :(

    Seriously

    Once we temporarily fix one fuck-up, five more fuck-ups appear in its place

    The BP oil spill, raging wildfires, hurricane Irene, Michelle Bachmann, and now the post office. Another sad face :(

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    Why can't we catch a break!?

    :(

    Seriously

    Once we temporarily fix one fuck-up, five more fuck-ups appear in its place

    The BP oil spill, raging wildfires, hurricane Irene, Michelle Bachmann, and now the post office. Another sad face :(

    Plus the banks bailout, the government almost defaulting, and the economy being inconsistent at best

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    how am i going to get my subscription to ebony magazine??

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    The fall of Western civilization is at hand

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    Seriously, if this leads to Secret Satans problems, I'm going to be so pissed

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    BugBoy wrote:
    pft

    what do we need mail for

    when we have glorious electronic messaging

    Totally safe option.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    at least I can't get anthrax poisoning from an email

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    the mail can't end

    who will give me my magazines?

    who will do this?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    for the approval rating are you comparing obama's third year to bush's third year

    because that's kind of, you know

    skewed

    by the fact that bush invaded a country in 2003

    which used to be pretty good for approval rating

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Isoldae wrote:
    What can brown do for you?

    Not win football games.

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Both of my parents work for the post office, and have been following this closely. I don't think its going to happen quite that way, I certainly hope it doesn't, but we'll see.

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    I've been doing my part, all of my recent orders from Amazon have gone USPS.

    Although to be fair, as soon as I saw that my thoughts were, "Dammit, ship my stuff with a good tracking service."

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Peccavi wrote:
    I've been doing my part, all of my recent orders from Amazon have gone USPS.

    Although to be fair, as soon as I saw that my thoughts were, "Dammit, ship my stuff with a good tracking service."

    USPS has good tracking, Amazon just doesn't use it.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    fyi fedex and ups are both doing great

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    Peccavi wrote:
    I've been doing my part, all of my recent orders from Amazon have gone USPS.

    Although to be fair, as soon as I saw that my thoughts were, "Dammit, ship my stuff with a good tracking service."

    OH SHIT MY AMAZON ORDERS

    THAT'S ANOTHER THING THIS COULD FUCK UP

    Please arrive soon, Kanye sunglasses

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    I don't see the USPS going away.

    I see 6 days a week mail service going away. I see many branches and overlapping post offices going away. I see a lot of the retirement and benefits going away or being reduced. They will be trimmed and taken down to a lean management system like pretty much any business or corporation in the last 10 to 20 years.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    I usually set my amazon orders to ship 3 months later as well, so I could see why you'd be scared...

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    While this is serious, this also seems like a case of Sweeney being his usual melodramatic self. I guess everything seems like the end of the world when you're a teenager.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    hands down my fav pratchett

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