Jack Kirby: The D&D Session
The Ugly Barnacle
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Reposted from /tg/, because I am not a clever man:
Heroes! As the miles of Mek-Earth computoground wheel before you, crackling with energy, the three Crusader Eyes torment Hidden Harry, unfurling his mind before you! The Memnovore has found Thought X, the Thought That Cannot Be Forgotten, and as the explosion from your Thermo-Dynamo breaks his black ice containment jar, he has assumed a new form--a Laser God enfolded from the regurgitated memories of everyone you've ever loved!
HEROES!
Your efforts may have prevented the Mind-Death of the Alter Cosmos, but the Angels of Sight may yet shatter the Earth of all Earths, and Hidden Harry's hyperman head won't last! Wizard, reclaim the Astroforce! Ranger, draw your bow once more! Battery Dan, keep feeding the Hurt Lord's muscles with power converted from your youth! Your past makes him "SUPER-FLY"! But MAKE HASTE, because YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
Heroes! As the miles of Mek-Earth computoground wheel before you, crackling with energy, the three Crusader Eyes torment Hidden Harry, unfurling his mind before you! The Memnovore has found Thought X, the Thought That Cannot Be Forgotten, and as the explosion from your Thermo-Dynamo breaks his black ice containment jar, he has assumed a new form--a Laser God enfolded from the regurgitated memories of everyone you've ever loved!
HEROES!
Your efforts may have prevented the Mind-Death of the Alter Cosmos, but the Angels of Sight may yet shatter the Earth of all Earths, and Hidden Harry's hyperman head won't last! Wizard, reclaim the Astroforce! Ranger, draw your bow once more! Battery Dan, keep feeding the Hurt Lord's muscles with power converted from your youth! Your past makes him "SUPER-FLY"! But MAKE HASTE, because YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
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Pretty sure he hittin' on you.
Like, uh... well if I wanted to I could.
you should start reading it again then
mwah mwah
the Joker is seriously losing his shit here
heh
a sloppy mwah