grand prix story: okay so i'm on my third car. level 2 v6 engine and I tried to fabricate this wing but it turned out so poorly that it hurt performance. raced with a compromised car in the newb race, still got first, replaced the wing with the tried and true level 2 "seamless gear" transmission from the previous cars. Entered the second race, which is one big oval lap, and realized that kairosoft has combined an obsessive level up / micromanage tycoon game with watching dog races.
It's one lap on a track which so far hovers around a minute per race. So you have to watch to see how the car / driver all play out and thus how much money you win.
Oh, also Sponsors must be kept happy with wins. But the other teams are always researching too, and ... yeah.
football kind of sucks to play, unless you like brain injuries
You're not supposed to spear people, it's just more fun when you do!
Being a blocking tight end was what was best in life. Find my outside linebacker and hit him. If he wasn't available for hitting, then hit a D lineman. If I was downfield then hit a DB. Or those really wonderful times that you could catch a safety with poor situational awareness.
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oh my god
so there's this guy who used to post on this other forum I read like twelve years ago. he was always kind of a creeper and alluded unsubtly to various sex fantasies involving superheroes and or spider-man's aunt may.
well, out of curiosity a friend of mine googled this guy's name when he came up in conversation and discovered that in the intervening decade this dude has developed a reputation in the hentai community for commissioning artists to draw pictures of naked peter parker being chained to a bed while mary jane and gwen stacy ridicule him for his tiny penis. he has since branched out into other superheroes, apparently.
so there's this guy who used to post on this other forum I read like twelve years ago. he was always kind of a creeper and alluded unsubtly to various sex fantasies involving superheroes and or spider-man's aunt may.
well, out of curiosity a friend of mine googled this guy's name when he came up in conversation and discovered that in the intervening decade this dude has developed a reputation in the hentai community for commissioning artists to draw pictures of naked peter parker being chained to a bed while mary jane and gwen stacy ridicule him for his tiny penis. he has since branched out into other superheroes, apparently.
well, how tiny is his penis?
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Ooh... Totally just got an email from Diaspora promising alpha invites by the end of October.
so there's this guy who used to post on this other forum I read like twelve years ago. he was always kind of a creeper and alluded unsubtly to various sex fantasies involving superheroes and or spider-man's aunt may.
well, out of curiosity a friend of mine googled this guy's name when he came up in conversation and discovered that in the intervening decade this dude has developed a reputation in the hentai community for commissioning artists to draw pictures of naked peter parker being chained to a bed while mary jane and gwen stacy ridicule him for his tiny penis. he has since branched out into other superheroes, apparently.
Oh oh does anyone wanna hear some Captain Picard and Elrond/Lord of the Rings and Star Trek crossover erotic fan fiction?
The guy really spent a long time and used a lot of detail to describe Picard's and Elrond's sex.
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so there's this guy who used to post on this other forum I read like twelve years ago. he was always kind of a creeper and alluded unsubtly to various sex fantasies involving superheroes and or spider-man's aunt may.
well, out of curiosity a friend of mine googled this guy's name when he came up in conversation and discovered that in the intervening decade this dude has developed a reputation in the hentai community for commissioning artists to draw pictures of naked peter parker being chained to a bed while mary jane and gwen stacy ridicule him for his tiny penis. he has since branched out into other superheroes, apparently.
football kind of sucks to play, unless you like brain injuries
You're not supposed to spear people, it's just more fun when you do!
Being a blocking tight end was what was best in life. Find my outside linebacker and hit him. If he wasn't available for hitting, then hit a D lineman. If I was downfield then hit a DB. Or those really wonderful times that you could catch a safety with poor situational awareness.
I was a d tackle. My job was to spring forward at the QB every single play and drag him to the ground along with the little boys clinging to my arms and legs.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
so there's this guy who used to post on this other forum I read like twelve years ago. he was always kind of a creeper and alluded unsubtly to various sex fantasies involving superheroes and or spider-man's aunt may.
well, out of curiosity a friend of mine googled this guy's name when he came up in conversation and discovered that in the intervening decade this dude has developed a reputation in the hentai community for commissioning artists to draw pictures of naked peter parker being chained to a bed while mary jane and gwen stacy ridicule him for his tiny penis. he has since branched out into other superheroes, apparently.
well, how tiny is his penis?
It's a spider penis.
You know, it's hairy, hides in the dark, scares children, and shoots out sticky fluid.
football kind of sucks to play, unless you like brain injuries
You're not supposed to spear people, it's just more fun when you do!
Being a blocking tight end was what was best in life. Find my outside linebacker and hit him. If he wasn't available for hitting, then hit a D lineman. If I was downfield then hit a DB. Or those really wonderful times that you could catch a safety with poor situational awareness.
I was a d tackle. My job was to spring forward at the QB every single play and drag him to the ground along with the little boys clinging to my arms and legs.
OTs are generally not little. I always hated solo blocking DTs. Sometimes I could get a nice angle and twist them down, but most of the time I had to rely on anger to make up the difference. Thankfully I was a very angry young man.
so there's this guy who used to post on this other forum I read like twelve years ago. he was always kind of a creeper and alluded unsubtly to various sex fantasies involving superheroes and or spider-man's aunt may.
well, out of curiosity a friend of mine googled this guy's name when he came up in conversation and discovered that in the intervening decade this dude has developed a reputation in the hentai community for commissioning artists to draw pictures of naked peter parker being chained to a bed while mary jane and gwen stacy ridicule him for his tiny penis. he has since branched out into other superheroes, apparently.
Is it weird that the micro-penis cuckolding thing bothers me less than fantasies about Aunt May?
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It's one lap on a track which so far hovers around a minute per race. So you have to watch to see how the car / driver all play out and thus how much money you win.
Oh, also Sponsors must be kept happy with wins. But the other teams are always researching too, and ... yeah.
What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will grow longer now"?
It's funny, Pinocchio lied, and that's what kept him from it. I tell the truth, and I keep running.
Being a blocking tight end was what was best in life. Find my outside linebacker and hit him. If he wasn't available for hitting, then hit a D lineman. If I was downfield then hit a DB. Or those really wonderful times that you could catch a safety with poor situational awareness.
Man humanity is so illogical and complex.
If you don't have one, better have a nose guard!
so there's this guy who used to post on this other forum I read like twelve years ago. he was always kind of a creeper and alluded unsubtly to various sex fantasies involving superheroes and or spider-man's aunt may.
well, out of curiosity a friend of mine googled this guy's name when he came up in conversation and discovered that in the intervening decade this dude has developed a reputation in the hentai community for commissioning artists to draw pictures of naked peter parker being chained to a bed while mary jane and gwen stacy ridicule him for his tiny penis. he has since branched out into other superheroes, apparently.
he did!
well, how tiny is his penis?
Riding that Google+ wave of Facebook Takedownism!
Oh oh does anyone wanna hear some Captain Picard and Elrond/Lord of the Rings and Star Trek crossover erotic fan fiction?
The guy really spent a long time and used a lot of detail to describe Picard's and Elrond's sex.
It's a spider penis.
I look so
attractive
If I were Pinocchio, I would have used my nose powers to make billions in the financial industry.
"GE is a good investment"
"We'll have a bumper crop of oranges this year"
"Crocs will make a comeback"
Hottest 50 pixels ever.
I was a d tackle. My job was to spring forward at the QB every single play and drag him to the ground along with the little boys clinging to my arms and legs.
You know, it's hairy, hides in the dark, scares children, and shoots out sticky fluid.
I benched them two hours ago, and I almost didn't.
Well... presumably.
I...I think I've actually heard of this guy.
Does he post on comic scans (I think that's the site), and his handle is about boxes or something?
OTs are generally not little. I always hated solo blocking DTs. Sometimes I could get a nice angle and twist them down, but most of the time I had to rely on anger to make up the difference. Thankfully I was a very angry young man.
Is it weird that the micro-penis cuckolding thing bothers me less than fantasies about Aunt May?
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
oh my god
yep, that is him
:shock:
Decision of the week. That right there.
Plays on the BroBox.
Civilization V for $12.50 this weekend.
Methinks meshall meget meit.
My bro dropped someone on his bench this morning and took the Browns D. Subbed out the Saints for them. I bet he's happy right now.