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Who Is The Deadest Warrior?

OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
edited September 2011 in Social Entropy++
So after doing episodes based on match-ups between actual archetypes, armies and historical leaders, Deadliest Warrior is upping the fantasy quotient for their season finale tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAcO4GZ7x24

I have to admit this is a very interesting question to ask. I mean, zombies are relentless and lethal in packs but go down easy if the brain's taken out. On the other hand, vampires are harder to kill and still have their wits about them but they've lost some street cred due to everything spawning out of Twilight. Anyone got an opinion which group would be left standing?

And before anyone chimes in, Freddy would totally beat Jason. Of course if Cloverfield stomps it's way into the fight, all bets are off.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i am. I am the deadliest warrior.

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Can't believe I keep forgetting to watch this show

    the last episode I saw was bear vs tiger or something, it rules but i thought it was a one-off special

  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    Someone post that You Have Been Watching clip

  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Zombies versus Vampires is fucking retarded.

    There's only one kind of zombie. The slow Romero zombie. Their strength is in numbers and relentless, untiring pursuit.

    A one on one zombie/vampire fight is ridiculous. Unless the zombies spit acid and are supermen who climb walls. But than they aren't really zombies anymore. Just videogame characters.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Mulletude wrote:
    Zombies versus Vampires is fucking retarded.

    There's only one kind of zombie. The slow Romero zombie. Their strength is in numbers and relentless, untiring pursuit.

    A one on one zombie/vampire fight is ridiculous. Unless the zombies spit acid and are supermen who climb walls. But than they aren't really zombies anymore. Just videogame characters.

    if you watch the clip, they're doing numbers of zombies.

    also there is a lot of different kind of zombies. Each of them are valid.

    the fight is stupid because why woudl tow undead creatures fight one another? Two fictional things on top of that. why not see who would win, a lich or superman?

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    This is stupid.

    I'll be watching it.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Who would win, a lich or superman?


    Ont he one hand, superman has damn near limitless power, but a lich is pretty much unkillable and possesses arcane knowledge centuries old.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Two fictional things on top of that. why not see who would win, a lich or superman?

    Oh man.

    Can you imagine if they got the rights to Marvel or DC characters?

    That might actually be kinda cool.



  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Have you guys heard of my new Presidential Techno group?
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I already hated this fucking show and now I hate it even more

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Have you guys heard of my new Presidential Techno group?
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    Oh my god

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Who is
    the boringest warrior?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    aw man somebody already did that joke

    and better, too
    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Taft_Punk

  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    if you watch the clip, they're doing numbers of zombies.

    also there is a lot of different kind of zombies. Each of them are valid.

    the fight is stupid because why woudl tow undead creatures fight one another? Two fictional things on top of that. why not see who would win, a lich or superman?

    WELL I DIDNT WATCH THE CLIP OK

    And based solely on my personal opinion, Slow Zombies are the only zombies.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Who is
    the fattest neckbeard?

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Mulletude wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    if you watch the clip, they're doing numbers of zombies.

    also there is a lot of different kind of zombies. Each of them are valid.

    the fight is stupid because why woudl tow undead creatures fight one another? Two fictional things on top of that. why not see who would win, a lich or superman?

    WELL I DIDNT WATCH THE CLIP OK

    And based solely on my personal opinion, Slow Zombies are the only zombies.

    my favourite zombie are the ones that don't die at all. like the ones from return of the living dead.

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Who would win, a lich or superman?


    Ont he one hand, superman has damn near limitless power, but a lich is pretty much unkillable and possesses arcane knowledge centuries old.

    Can a Lich move faster or react to something moving faster than the speed of light, or can it survive after being thrown into the sun or a black hole?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    that photo of that actor guy

    from the movies with the stuff

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2011
    This show has an episode that pits the IRA against the Taliban

    this show is the worst show ever

    edit: damn, beat to the punch!

    Moriveth on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    DE?AD wrote:
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    DE?ADliest warrior

    really though sup de?ad

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    this guy

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    whoops

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Zombies wouldn't be able to harness anything that could permanently hurt a vampire.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Macro9 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Who would win, a lich or superman?


    Ont he one hand, superman has damn near limitless power, but a lich is pretty much unkillable and possesses arcane knowledge centuries old.

    Can a Lich move faster or react to something moving faster than the speed of light, or can it survive after being thrown into the sun or a black hole?

    yeah, can freeze time and if he got thrown into the sun would reform in 3 days unless superman found and destroyed his phylactery.

  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    really though sup de?ad

    Not much.

    Sup with you Tdots?

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    this guy

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    close

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Macro9 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Who would win, a lich or superman?


    Ont he one hand, superman has damn near limitless power, but a lich is pretty much unkillable and possesses arcane knowledge centuries old.

    Can a Lich move faster or react to something moving faster than the speed of light, or can it survive after being thrown into the sun or a black hole?

    yeah, can freeze time and if he got thrown into the sun would reform in 3 days unless superman found and destroyed his phylactery.

    which he could easily hide in a lead lined container

  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Mulletude wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    if you watch the clip, they're doing numbers of zombies.

    also there is a lot of different kind of zombies. Each of them are valid.

    the fight is stupid because why woudl tow undead creatures fight one another? Two fictional things on top of that. why not see who would win, a lich or superman?

    WELL I DIDNT WATCH THE CLIP OK

    And based solely on my personal opinion, Slow Zombies are the only zombies.

    my favourite zombie are the ones that don't die at all. like the ones from return of the living dead.

    I love that movie. That is all

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    Would he reform in the sun?

    No, at its phylactery.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Would he reform in the sun?

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    DE?AD wrote:
    really though sup de?ad

    Not much.

    Sup with you Tdots?

    about the same

  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    This show has an episode that pits the IRA against the Taliban

    this show is the worst show ever

    edit: damn, beat to the punch!

    Charlie Brooker featured that on one of his shows and I was just aghast

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  • L Ron HowardL Ron Howard The duck MinnesotaRegistered User regular
    Vampire just turns into a bat and then flies away while the zombies starve to death. And they stay dead. The vampire just needs to feed on other things, like cows or something I guess.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Ok now I am imagining a story where a lich goes to an alien planet, leaving his phylactery on earth, making him nigh unstoppable

    Langly on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Macro9 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Who would win, a lich or superman?


    Ont he one hand, superman has damn near limitless power, but a lich is pretty much unkillable and possesses arcane knowledge centuries old.

    Can a Lich move faster or react to something moving faster than the speed of light, or can it survive after being thrown into the sun or a black hole?

    yeah, can freeze time and if he got thrown into the sun would reform in 3 days unless superman found and destroyed his phylactery.

    Would his phylactery be located on Earth?

    Could he escape from the Negative Zone?

    Which Superman are we talking about?

    'cause Superman Prime's power is pretty much incalculable

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