These eggs are incomplete, I need high fructose corn syrup and dye injected into them with a big livestock insemination syringe before I eat them with the hand I wipe my ass with.
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edited September 2011
So yesterday my dad told me about a dream he had a couple days ago: there were a bunch of landscapers working in my folks' back yard and one of them turned out to be Paul Rudd. The actor went back inside for drinks with my dad and explained that he had worked for this company in high school and whenever he was back in town he liked to do a couple jobs with them.
So yesterday my dad told me about a dream he had a couple days ago: there were a bunch of landscapers working in my folks' back yard and one of them turned out to be Paul Rudd. The actor went back inside for drinks with my dad and explained that he had worked for this company in high school and whenever he was back in town he liked to do a couple jobs with them.
I guess if you have to find out your dad is gay, finding out he's gay for Paul Rudd isn't so bad.
So yesterday my dad told me about a dream he had a couple days ago: there were a bunch of landscapers working in my folks' back yard and one of them turned out to be Paul Rudd. The actor went back inside for drinks with my dad and explained that he had worked for this company in high school and whenever he was back in town he liked to do a couple jobs with them.
I hate to say this but according to my dream dictionary, a dream about Paul Rudd means you are "super gay."
So yesterday my dad told me about a dream he had a couple days ago: there were a bunch of landscapers working in my folks' back yard and one of them turned out to be Paul Rudd. The actor went back inside for drinks with my dad and explained that he had worked for this company in high school and whenever he was back in town he liked to do a couple jobs with them.
I guess if you have to find out your dad is gay, finding out he's gay for Paul Rudd isn't so bad.
Yeah, I mean, I applaud his taste
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very few people have the courage to be this straightforward with their desires. good on you.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Sometimes I use mustard, but only on things that explicitly call for it like hot dogs and turkey or reuben sandwiches*
*No you do not put thousand-fucking-island-dressing on Reubens, or anything else you disgusting ketchup-mayo mixing cretin.
mustard belongs on sandwiches too. Like, all sandwiches.
you are totally spot on about thousand island. it is unholy.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I thought the ending of Salt was pretty clear on why she was doing what she'd done.
She knew she'd have to perform her mission to reach her husband so she made sure she did but also didn't want to so she only made it appear like she'd murdered the president cause her bulletshooting is so amazing.
Then she planned to get her husband back. She finds out her part of the plan was only step one, then she saw her husband, asked for a gun so she could do the same shooting but not murdering trick - was denied this then went on to stop the rest of the Russians' plans because they were a) evil and b) she hated the fucker who killed her husband.
She succeeds in stopping the nuclear attack then escapes the CIA facility again to run off and murder the Russian sleeper agent trainer instead of letting the US gov't take steps to merely arrest and imprison him.
She does all this because her German husband loved her and got her out of N Korea which ultimately made her not want to destroy the US/world/etc etc.
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Go back in your cave, ketchupless whore.
/the atlantic northeastern armpit
Miracle whip with anything or alone is not equal to ketchup on eggs.
Ketchup on anything is awesome.
Within reason (like don't put it on your rice krispies or anything dealing with milk in it's liquid state)
Yum.
I guess if you have to find out your dad is gay, finding out he's gay for Paul Rudd isn't so bad.
It's much sweeter.
I hate to say this but according to my dream dictionary, a dream about Paul Rudd means you are "super gay."
You like the taste of copper?
I like having penis in my mouth.
BBQ sauce doesn't count, because it is officially a marinade.
Yeah, I mean, I applaud his taste
don't solids like pickles and veggie slices count as condiments too?
oooh, what all have you seen
Not a great film - even with Zooey Deschanel and Paul Rudd.
No you didn't.
*No you do not put thousand-fucking-island-dressing on Reubens, or anything else you disgusting ketchup-mayo mixing cretin.
very few people have the courage to be this straightforward with their desires. good on you.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
i guess the thing isn't technically an action movie, but fuck it there are fires and explosions
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No. They are either garnishes (pickles) or Non-meat sandwich components (lettuce, tomato).
What? That defines a Reuben, you unAmerican asshole. Go back to France or some other country where Americans are not.
I MEANT PENIS!
mustard belongs on sandwiches too. Like, all sandwiches.
you are totally spot on about thousand island. it is unholy.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Then she planned to get her husband back. She finds out her part of the plan was only step one, then she saw her husband, asked for a gun so she could do the same shooting but not murdering trick - was denied this then went on to stop the rest of the Russians' plans because they were a) evil and b) she hated the fucker who killed her husband.
She succeeds in stopping the nuclear attack then escapes the CIA facility again to run off and murder the Russian sleeper agent trainer instead of letting the US gov't take steps to merely arrest and imprison him.
She does all this because her German husband loved her and got her out of N Korea which ultimately made her not want to destroy the US/world/etc etc.
Why was this confusing, again?
What was wrong with it?
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It was pointless. It wasn't funny. It wasn't heartwarming. It tried to be both, I think. I just found it annoying.