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The Oreggeknaxx Trail: An Educational [Mini Phalla] for Zeticulon Children Ages 10 and Up!

The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
edited September 2011 in Critical Failures
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You have arrived at SOL to reap the annual harvest of it's PRIMATE NATIVE inhabitants. You have secured an ADEQUATE STOCK of FLESHY PINK BRAINS. You must now make the MERCILESSLY PERILOUS journey back to your home planet of OREGGEKNAXX in the star system ZETA RETICULI where you may become DANGEROUSLY WEALTHY and VERY SEXY by marketing your ADEQUATE STOCK of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.


This is a MINIATURE PHALLA. It will begin on MONDAY, at 9:00 PM PACIFIC DAYLIGHT TIME. It will accept up to 15 PLAYERS.

Sign-up in LIME, even though it may hurt your FEEBLE HUMAN EYEBALLS with the forum's new color scheme. In your sign-up post, state how many FLESHY PINK BRAINS you have harvested and are bringing with your on your journey back to OREGGEKNAXX. You may carry up to 2000 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.


GOOD LUCK!



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With Love and Courage
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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    sign up

    Umm. 103 brains.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    This is a trick question, isn't it?

    In that case, I have harvested 0 FLESHY PINK BRAINS.

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Signup with 1520 fleshy pink brains

    also, fuck insomnia.

  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    I am chock full to the brim with 2000 star units of fleshy pink brains

    They're basically falling out of me at this stage.

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    I have acquired 2000 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS in my quest to become INCREDIBLY WEALTHY. I am ready to die of SPACE DYSENTERY while fording a STAR RIVER

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    This sounds hilarious, and I want in. !Signup with my 1337 brains

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    the STAR RIVER is actually the mafia this game.

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I HAVE HARVESTED 2000 FLESHY BRAINS

    I MAY EAT THEM ALL BEFORE ARRIVING BACK AT OREGGEKNAXX

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    I was only able to harvest a mere 974 fleshybrains. I sign up in shame

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Ender Phalla?

    Ender Phalla!

    I have harvested 1000 FLESHY PINK BRAINS. A MODEST SUM

    3clipse on
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    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    Oh right i forgot to mention the 512 fleshy brains in my pocket. I wasn't trying to hide them, honestly!

  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    i have harvested 3756 STAR UNITS of FLESHY BRAINS, but unfortunately can only carry 2000 STAR UNITS of FLESHY BRAINS.

    whenever i go HARVESTING, for some reason, i can find naught to HARVEST. why is this?

  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    signup!

    is there relevance to the number of brains?

    if so i will have one million 2000 brains!

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    What's going on?

    um.... 1357 brains?

    MrTLicious on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    !SIGNUP I have acquirred 420 Fleshy brains to smoke errday. My computers tell me you earthlings find this hilarious

    Bedlam on
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    Beep Boop

    Automated harvesting engaged!

    1500 space units of fleshy pink brains acquired.

  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    I have only ACQUIRED 600 of these precious FLESHY PINK BRAINS.

    Much SORROW will be had at the RECREATION AREA.

    Let's get these SPACE OXEN pulling our ADVANCED SPACECRAFT.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Sign-ups are CLOSED. We have 2 extra CREW MEMBERS. This will make the journey EVEN MORE PERILOUS.
    is there relevance to the number of brains?

    The number of FLESHY PINK BRAINS you have collected is VERY RELEVANT.

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    The Ender wrote:
    Sign-ups are CLOSED. We have 2 extra CREW MEMBERS. This will make the journey EVEN MORE PERILOUS.

    I'm helping!

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    We must lug as many FLESHY PINK BRAINS as possible back! Even if it means we have to leave some CREW behind to LIVE OFF THE LAND EAT VACUUM

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    lah lah lah, don't mind me, lah lahlah, don't mind me...

    (somebody not using the default color scheme, can you tell me if that's readable?)

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    It is in Ye Olde, just a little dark

    Magic Box
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    thank you phyphor..

    did the host die?

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I'm assuming everything is static until 18 minutes from now.

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Someone didn't check the time zone! Starts at midnight eastern

    Magic Box
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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Nooooooooo

  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    where is everybody?

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    but but....

    oh, well fine.

    i have no idea what time that would be here.

    i'm going to the doctor.

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    2 hours, 45 minutes

    Magic Box
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  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
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    The GREAT JOURNEY begins.

    The FIRST WARP JUMP will be to an OUTPOST in the TAU CETI STAR SYSTEM. This trip will invoke a FEEDING URGE of 3 for all ALIEN PASSENGERS; you must CONSUME 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS from your own STOCKPILES by tomorrow, or you will be DIGESTED BY YOUR OWN STOMACHS.

    If you do not have enogh FLESHY PINK BRAINS, you might consider NEGOTIATING A TRADE with ANOTHER PLAYER.

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Are trades privately? Do both players have to confirm? Can it be done in one PM to the two of you?

    Do we have to indicate our usage of eating our yummy FLESHY BRAINS?

    Are BRAINS used for anything else?

    Ties?

    Order of actions?

    Am I the best of them all?

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  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    i am happy with my stockpiling efforts.

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    kime wrote:
    Are trades privately? Do both players have to confirm? Can it be done in one PM to the two of you?

    Do we have to indicate our usage of eating our yummy FLESHY BRAINS?

    Are BRAINS used for anything else?

    Ties?

    Order of actions?

    Am I the best of them all?


    1. It may be in your BEST INTERESTS.

    2. Clarification DENIED.

    3. Clarification DENIED.

    4. Vote is FIRST. Then other actions resolve SIMULTANEOUSLY.

    5. Only TIME will TELL.

    With Love and Courage
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I asked six lines of questions and only got 5 answers. Now I'm all confused which are for which....

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    I'm screwed.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Well, stever, are you hungry?

    Shall we TALK?

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    I'm afraid to talk to aliens!

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    arent we all aliens?


    i'm so confused...

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    I can still be afraid.

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