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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    When did you change your name, Elki? Is it so you can get through TSA more easily?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Man I dont know how

    But I always seem to fuck up baked potatoes

    Should be easy- wash, prick with fork, add some oil, bit of salt, bake for an hour at 350

    But then they are still rock hard and I am like whut did I do i just wanted some potatoes why are you taking so long

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    This Mint game is stupid.

    "You get 20 dollars. What will you do? Put half of it in your savings? Okay. Here's 5 dollars. Now earn more money by shooting coins into a money bag!"

    How the hell does this help kids?

    What young kid's parents make the kid pay for their own meals at school?

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    SyrdonSyrdon Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    @Arch Is your oven properly pre-heating? If so, and if you can verify that the temperature the oven is hitting is at least close then maybe try going hotter?

    Syrdon on
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Sheep wrote:
    This Mint game is stupid.

    "You get 20 dollars. What will you do? Put half of it in your savings? Okay. Here's 5 dollars. Now earn more money by shooting coins into a money bag!"

    How the hell does this help kids?

    What young kid's parents make the kid pay for their own meals at school?

    listen, my kids won't need any handouts

    allowances are for liberals

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Syrdon wrote:
    @Arch Is your oven properly pre-heating? If so, and if you can verify that the temperature the oven is hitting is at least close then maybe try going hotter?

    this is probably the problem but i always forget to snag thermometers from the lab before I leave to check

    Oh well maybe 20 more minutes and i get delicious potatoes

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote:
    Man I dont know how

    But I always seem to fuck up baked potatoes

    Should be easy- wash, prick with fork, add some oil, bit of salt, bake for an hour at 350

    But then they are still rock hard and I am like whut did I do i just wanted some potatoes why are you taking so long

    Huh.

    I just prick the potato with a knife a few times and chuck in the oven as is at about 180ºC for between an hour and an hour and a half depending on how big it is. Sometimes the skin gets all nice and crispy but the inside isn't soft enough and if that happens I just wrap it in foil and give it a bit longer.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Sheep wrote:
    This Mint game is stupid.

    "You get 20 dollars. What will you do? Put half of it in your savings? Okay. Here's 5 dollars. Now earn more money by shooting coins into a money bag!"

    How the hell does this help kids?

    What young kid's parents make the kid pay for their own meals at school?

    listen, my kids won't need any handouts

    allowances are for liberals

    I'm going to teach my kids to program. By the time they're 10 or so, I'm just going to "work from home" every day and have them do my job for me. I'll give 'em a nice $20/week or so allowance for it.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Syrdon wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    This month, you spent $170.48 on Gas & Fuel. This exceeds your budget of $10 by $160.

    This...this doesn't seem like a realistic budget. I guess I'm buying a skateboard!
    At 5/gallon and 25 mpg 160 should get you something like 800 miles I think (($160/ $5/gal)*25 miles/gal=800 miles). That seems a little ... high.

    25 mpg? HAHAHAHA no I don't think so I drive a truck. More like 18mpg highway if I do it right.

    Also I took a trip to San Diego this month which is 1000 miles roundtrip.

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    SyrdonSyrdon Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Syrdon wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    This month, you spent $170.48 on Gas & Fuel. This exceeds your budget of $10 by $160.

    This...this doesn't seem like a realistic budget. I guess I'm buying a skateboard!
    At 5/gallon and 25 mpg 160 should get you something like 800 miles I think (($160/ $5/gal)*25 miles/gal=800 miles). That seems a little ... high.

    25 mpg? HAHAHAHA no I don't think so I drive a truck. More like 18mpg highway if I do it right.

    Also I took a trip to San Diego this month which is 1000 miles roundtrip.
    Gas is closer to $4/gal last I checked though, so in theory it balances out. Once you hit the 4 digit range on distance being around 150 starts to sound reasonable though.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    moniker wrote:
    When did you change your name, Elki? Is it so you can get through TSA more easily?

    You noticed the name, but you missed my very white skin?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Arch wrote:
    Man I dont know how

    But I always seem to fuck up baked potatoes

    Should be easy- wash, prick with fork, add some oil, bit of salt, bake for an hour at 350

    But then they are still rock hard and I am like whut did I do i just wanted some potatoes why are you taking so long

    Do you know if your oven is actually functioning? Temperature selection dials are the biggest lie. You need an oven thermometer.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    I never got an allowance as a kid. I'd ask for money but unless it was for a mandatory school function or something, the answer was always no. Any money I got for a holiday went right in "the bank" but I never saw any of it. I suspect my bank account growing up was my parent's monthly financial padding because when I was old enough to understand how it actually worked, I noticed that my passbook had lots of mysterious withdrawals.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    9yViz.png

    So I'm into this reddit meme category now.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    It looks like my Facebook has a new look again, again.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    The new facebook sucks, give me the old facebook back

    and so on

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Oh my God, this is a little overwhelming.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    Elki wrote:
    moniker wrote:
    When did you change your name, Elki? Is it so you can get through TSA more easily?

    You noticed the name, but you missed my very white skin?

    once the marinade is on it’ll be darker

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Facebook's interface has been shit for a while. There have been countless reskins to crib from but the official theme continues ignore them. I can only assume making all the buttons small and identical and constantly moving menus around generates more revenue somehow.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    My Facebook live feed has too much on it to be useful; I guess other people might like it, but at 20 updates a minute I'm not gonna bother to look at it.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    the status thing on the side is just dumb

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    Also if you haven't seen the anti-Gadhafi graffiti from Tripoli yet, it's really cool: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2011/09/20/libya-refugees-flee-sirte.html

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Eddy wrote:
    the status thing on the side is just dumb

    I guess it's useful if you're just Facebooking all the time, and need to updated on what's happening with your Facebook friends while you're focusing on page and... I don't know. Doing something.

    But otherwise, it seems like tech-demo and a waste of space.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Maybe Facebook's real secret to success is time travel technology. It's the only thing to explain why it still uses a 3 column layout that fell out of favor for more usable designs years before the website even launched.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    people who always complain about every change a website’s UI have never tried to build a website

    reskins might look better, but there’s a reason choices were made

    you don’t have the same goals the platform’s creators do, and you don’t have to deal with the issues they would

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    It would be nice to use Google+ if Google CHROME would work with GOOGLE'S COOKIES.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    which isn’t to say I like everything Facebook does; I think they make some dumb decisions just like anybody

    but it’s not just people fiddling around for the heck of it

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    So, I guess this is what the right side of that screen will look like every midnight:


    Happy birthday.
    Happy birthday :)
    Happy birthday!!
    Happy birthday!
    happy birthday ;)
    I'm so lonely
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    Birthday suits!

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Maybe Facebook's real secret to success is time travel technology. It's the only thing to explain why it still uses a 3 column layout that fell out of favor for more usable designs years before the website even launched.

    google+ uses 3 columns as well

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Try to log in and all I get

    https://www.google.com/accounts/CookieMismatch

    Clear Cookies and then

    https://www.google.com/accounts/CookieMismatch

    FUCKING UNINSTALL CHROME, EDIT THE REGISTRY, REINSTALL

    https://www.google.com/accounts/CookieMismatch

    FUCK YOU THEN

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    stilist wrote:
    which isn’t to say I like everything Facebook does; I think they make some dumb decisions just like anybody

    but it’s not just people fiddling around for the heck of it

    Of course it's deliberate. The question is what advantage is there in a deliberately bad interface. It must encourage usage patterns they like, such as users accidentally clicking on ads or constant exploration to find old features resulting in the discovery of new features.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    This is the worst UI going on a website right now:

    http://grab.by/aVyz

    Arivia on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Facebook doesn't WANT you to find new features, then you'll figure out how to opt-out of sharing your private infos.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Cookie mismatch? That's gotta suck.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    To put it simply I will not go back to Firefox for you Google.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Maybe Facebook's real secret to success is time travel technology. It's the only thing to explain why it still uses a 3 column layout that fell out of favor for more usable designs years before the website even launched.

    google+ uses 3 columns as well

    Only on the home page. All the other pages feature 2 column or freeform interfaces.

    Edit: Not that I've actually analyzed the usability of both, nor will I defend one over the other

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Oh snap a Greg Giraldo joke...nice.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Maybe Facebook's real secret to success is time travel technology. It's the only thing to explain why it still uses a 3 column layout that fell out of favor for more usable designs years before the website even launched.

    google+ uses 3 columns as well

    Only on the home page. All the other pages feature 2 column or freeform interfaces.

    Edit: Not that I've actually analyzed the usability of both, nor will I defend one over the other

    As someone who has put literally no thought into this: what's wrong with a 3 column setup? and how is 2 columns superior/what's the best layout approach?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I'm going to learn Ruby and Rails and then make a goldmine as a contractor to companies who want to turn their website into Web 2.0 garbage-shit.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Weee! I just beat Machinarium. That was a fun one.

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