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The only thing that is known to cure poverty.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Ubik wrote:
    the cure for poverty is wealth redistribution
    Ubik wrote:
    or bootstraps

    redistribution of bootstraps

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    Ubik wrote:
    the cure for poverty is wealth redistribution
    Ubik wrote:
    or bootstraps

    redistribution of bootstraps

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    BLM - ACAB
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    Ubik wrote:
    the cure for poverty is wealth redistribution
    Ubik wrote:
    or bootstraps

    redistribution of bootstraps

    Socialist!

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    socialists are people who hate ice cream socials

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    IS IT MON

    oh

    Hey everyone.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    hello Tyrion Lannister

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    I'm not Tyrion. Hey can this be the someone make SimBen a new avatar thread? I'm kind of tired of Tyrion!

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    Update: We have lost The Pope.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    MikeRyu wrote:
    Update: We have lost The Pope.

    Have you looked inside a young boy's ass?

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    The Geneva Convention strictly prohibits that.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Double post.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Triple post.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    So many awful threads
    so few bootstraps

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Threads gotta post themselves without the aid of state-dependent awful OPs.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Thunderdome would determine who gets to eat and have luxury THUNDERDOME

    Guys, guys.

    Can't we just get beyond the Thunderdome?

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I've never strapped a boot before guys. What do I do?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    I've never strapped a boot before guys. What do I do?

    You have to do it on your own or it doesn't count.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    I've never strapped a boot before guys. What do I do?

    You have to do it on your own or it doesn't count.

    Fuck. I'm screwed aren't I?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    MD wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZiKAeJ9mAU#t=2m52s

    In this video, world renowned author, journalist and philosopher Christopher Hitchens talks about Mother Theresa and the only thing that is known to cure poverty.

    Additionally, "The results suggest that specific neural circuits necessary for discrimination between touch and nociception emerge from 35-37 weeks gestation in the human brain."
    http://www.scribd.com/doc/65743153/2011-Fabrizi-Developmental-Sensory-Processing

    And finally the fallout of Roe v. Wade.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCH_OewK_KI

    lardroom

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    lardroom?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote:
    lardroom?

    You know, a room made of lard.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    He had perfectly valid arguments until he said "religion is the enemy".

    Because that's just as narrow minded as the bullshit I hear from religious fanatics.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    LARDROOM

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Karl wrote:
    He had perfectly valid arguments until he said "religion is the enemy".

    Because that's just as narrow minded as the bullshit I hear from religious fanatics.

    No, "the religious are our enemies" would be narrow-minded.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    religion is pretty fucking helpful in getting good ideas out to people in the form of "be kind to others", creating art, and helping with charitable causes

    the problem is the extremists who cite obscure passages to justify their atrocities

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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    i honestly have no problem with anti-religion people being dicks. fight fire with fire, why not?

    as long as they don't pretend that their shit don't stink as well

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    that is

    some sig you got there

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Did we say death yet?

    Fuck off and die.
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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    Okay guys, I actually watched, like, one minute of those videos, so I'm here to give you the scoop:

    The only cure for poverty
    is
    abortion
    No jokin'

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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    So I guess the people saying "death" were correct-ish.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    is this like a modest proposal thing?

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    apricotmuffinsapricotmuffins Angry Bee Registered User regular
    abort all the poor people so they die out?

    yeah that works

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Seems so, minus the sustainable source of food.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    religion is pretty fucking helpful in getting good ideas out to people in the form of "be kind to others", creating art, and helping with charitable causes

    the problem is the extremists who cite obscure passages to justify their atrocities

    Anitmatter sums up my thoughts more eloquently then I ever could.

    I have the same ire for militant atheists that I have for religious fundamentalists.

    Also good morning everyone, please give me your cures for hangovers because God help me I need them.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Karl wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    religion is pretty fucking helpful in getting good ideas out to people in the form of "be kind to others", creating art, and helping with charitable causes

    the problem is the extremists who cite obscure passages to justify their atrocities

    Anitmatter sums up my thoughts more eloquently then I ever could.

    I have the same ire for militant atheists that I have for religious fundamentalists.

    Also good morning everyone, please give me your cures for hangovers because God help me I need them.
    Seconding this
    and my cure? Canadian bacon and tea, lots of unsweet tea

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    Nationalise the rich, redistribute their blood.

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    I have ire for people who use the phrase 'militant' to describe 'passionate' or 'loud and annoying'.

    Also religion is not helpful in spreading good ideas, its helpful in piggybacking on good ideas everyone already inately understands, articulating them well, then lumping about 90% destructive and harmful bullshit in with it which is considered morally and ethically equal to the good.

    I think the vehicle of spreading good ideas that you're looking for is 'education'

    Also religion did not help create art, this is the stupidest thing, what do you even mean by this?

    Also 'obscure' passages is a stretch. The best (and some genuinely beautiful and stunning) passages in the abrahamic texts are few and far between, lost amongst the drivel and the dastardly, you dont have to look far to find some heinous stuff.

    Prohass on
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    apricotmuffinsapricotmuffins Angry Bee Registered User regular
    whelp, religion didnt spread education either, nope

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Anyone who says "religion is bad" is an idiot, as the definition for what religion has been, is, or could be, is so impossible to pin down its pointless to confront. Instead you confront the specific ideas of religions. And in terms of the abrahamic ones, they are based around texts, and you can and should be opposed to large swathes of what those texts say if you have any decency. If you dont believe all of the texts, then by the definition within those texts you arent religious in that sense, but you can obviously be in others, the ontologies of the Abrahamic religions is far from solid and specific, which is why its stupid to 'oppose' them.

    You also should recognize the difference between those specific texts and the cultures of religions over human history.

    Prohass on
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Have we tried using them as soldier slaves in our war in distant lands?

    Fuck off and die.
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