I don't know what that would taste like... at all.
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Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
So Battlefield 3 is pretty rad, you guys, but I still suffer from the same rage inducing thing that all BF games have done to me: I can shoot a guy five times and he's still alive and he only hits me once and I die.
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RentI'm always rightFuckin' deal with itRegistered Userregular
So Battlefield 3 is pretty rad, you guys, but I still suffer from the same rage inducing thing that all BF games have done to me: I can shoot a guy five times and he's still alive and he only hits me once and I die.
Aim for the head fool!
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
do i talk about poop too much
i reloaded chat and my immediate instinct was to post about poop
So Battlefield 3 is pretty rad, you guys, but I still suffer from the same rage inducing thing that all BF games have done to me: I can shoot a guy five times and he's still alive and he only hits me once and I die.
Aim for the head fool!
Yeah, I guess.
Somehow a dude with a shotgun one shotted me from the other end of a long hallway. And it's a beta, so sometime the glitches just wanna make you throw your mouse, but I'm pretty happy with it thus far.
i guess I need to type up those notes from when i volunteered to be a note taker
maybe this will help me study?!?!?!
*it won't, it is from my general entomology class I have to take because I have never taken entomology. every day in class a different person asks if I am the TA because guys i know a lot about bugs
So Battlefield 3 is pretty rad, you guys, but I still suffer from the same rage inducing thing that all BF games have done to me: I can shoot a guy five times and he's still alive and he only hits me once and I die.
Aim for the head fool!
Yeah, I guess.
Somehow a dude with a shotgun one shotted me from the other end of a long hallway. And it's a beta, so sometime the glitches just wanna make you throw your mouse, but I'm pretty happy with it thus far.
Well it's pretty obviously a scoped shotgun.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
so like, a couple of my coworkers might be having an affair but i don't know for sure but man they joke about it a lot and it kind of makes me uncomfortable.
also, I feel like I'm the only liberal within 20 miles of my workplace and that some of my coworkers are members of the John Birch society.
You should join the John Howard society just so you can call yourself a john too. Also you get the most adorable letters.
Your basement is flooding because you live in the midwest and that's what basements do.
My basement is flooding because the concrete pad in it is 90 years old and the drainage system was built before buildings had codes. The house formerly had its gutters connected to terracotta pipes that ran under the house and hooked into the sewer line. Magical for the 1920s (no water on the ground around your house when it rains!) donkey shit for 2011 since 90 year old terracotta pipes are now terracotta gravel letting water flow freely under my house.
I kind of wonder what happens if the Roto-Rooter guy shows up and does everything and is all "ok that'll be $480" and you go "uh, I don't have that." I mean, do they hang around your house? Call the police? Wreck up the place?
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
I kind of wonder what happens if the Roto-Rooter guy shows up and does everything and is all "ok that'll be $480" and you go "uh, I don't have that." I mean, do they hang around your house? Call the police? Wreck up the place?
It's called a protection racket and the interest rate is 500%
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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thatassemblyguyJanitor of Technical Debt.Registered Userregular
In this economy, I feel guilty for having two full-time jobs.
I kind of wonder what happens if the Roto-Rooter guy shows up and does everything and is all "ok that'll be $480" and you go "uh, I don't have that." I mean, do they hang around your house? Call the police? Wreck up the place?
Nah, he invoices you. If you don't pay, he takes you to small claims court, etc.
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kimchi is like 6 bucks a jar here for some goddam reason
Aim for the head fool!
i reloaded chat and my immediate instinct was to post about poop
and now I'm posting a meta poop post commentary
NNID: Hakkekage
well, you don't talk about poop not enough
I'm just saying
i had a really satisfying poop just now and i feel relaxed
is that so wrong, Mr. Robespierre
NNID: Hakkekage
You just hold down the button with the Thermic Lance and bump into things and it instantly gibs them.
Honestly, it feels cheesy and it's the weapon I use when I feel like I'm probably overmatched. Otherwise I stick to pew pew lasor beamu.
Yeah, I guess.
Somehow a dude with a shotgun one shotted me from the other end of a long hallway. And it's a beta, so sometime the glitches just wanna make you throw your mouse, but I'm pretty happy with it thus far.
This is why my basement is flooding. Goddamn magical fucking phony hurricane.
maybe this will help me study?!?!?!
*it won't, it is from my general entomology class I have to take because I have never taken entomology. every day in class a different person asks if I am the TA because guys i know a lot about bugs
Well it's pretty obviously a scoped shotgun.
Your basement is flooding because you live in the midwest and that's what basements do.
My basement is flooding because the concrete pad in it is 90 years old and the drainage system was built before buildings had codes. The house formerly had its gutters connected to terracotta pipes that ran under the house and hooked into the sewer line. Magical for the 1920s (no water on the ground around your house when it rains!) donkey shit for 2011 since 90 year old terracotta pipes are now terracotta gravel letting water flow freely under my house.
It will make me feel better when the Roto-Rooter guy has to crawl around in it while sewer-camming the pipes and tells me it's time to bend over.
just holding down the button and noodling around and then they die
can't get into it
do they even have power attacks and stuff? I don't remember
Unless he's like 'this douche made me wade in his puke I'm gonna sit around for an extra hour and upcharge his ass'.
It's $300 just to run an auger down the pipe. $180 just to cam it. We're in "do your worst" territory at that point.
But there are a shitton more pantless male Reddit members.
I'm not the kind of guy to get to a point where I say 'fuck it, just spend ALL THE MONEY WHYDONCHA'.
It's called a protection racket and the interest rate is 500%
May I have one for Christmas?
Nah, he invoices you. If you don't pay, he takes you to small claims court, etc.
I figure while he's down there fantasizing about all the money he's going to make I can light the house on fire and make it to Wisconsin at least.
sup
i ate a lot of ramen and tofu
too much ramen and tofu
Macy's is hiring! Starting Mid-October! If you show them what you can do they might not even can your ass later!
I would, if I could afford it myself.
I...wouldn't want two full-time jobs. I can barely survive 40 hours a week. 48 if I'm downing Rockstars like a fiend.
How does overtime work for that?
It wouldn't I don't think. You'd work between 67 to 80 hours a week paid regularly and only get extra if you go over 40 at any one job.