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Movies that suck.

RoeRoe Always to the EastRegistered User regular
edited September 2011 in Social Entropy++
I just finished watching (most of) x-men first class on dvd. I believe it's safe to say, the move was horrible, even though it was reviewed as a work of art by critics. The movie had almost funny scenes in it (the breaking of glass x 3 at the original hq), and was balanced by a couple gruesome scenes that were so out of place, I felt like I was stabbed in the back for watching.

It's safe to say, that movie which I was told was great, actually sucked. Are there any others out there that were high pedigree but sunk like a rock?

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    fart

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    pretty sure everyone on this board thought fist class was awesome or at least good.

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    first class was pretty baller

  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    I liked and enjoyed a movie that you did not. ALERT THE PRESIDENT.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    everything with nicholas cage. he has the charisma of a pool of fetid water

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I agree whole-heartedly on Iron Man 2

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    iron man 2 was pretty bad yeah

    i would like to nominate...superman returns

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    First Class was a good flick.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Yeah Iron Man 2 was not very good. It's ok taken in a vacuum but it's vastly inferior to the first with too much poorly utilized talent.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    iron man 2 was pretty bad yeah

    i would like to nominate...superman returns

    are you CRAZY

    what about that time he lifted that thing

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    iron man 2 was pretty bad yeah

    i would like to nominate...superman returns

    are you CRAZY

    what about that time he lifted that thing

    that was the whole movie

  • ukiyo eukiyo e Registered User regular
    I'm just gonna come right out and say this. Kill Bill? Not a good movie.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    Wren wrote:
    everything with nicholas cage. he has the charisma of a pool of fetid water

    We are in agreement. Although I find it funny in some sense, his style worked well for that Bad Lieutenant of Port Call (or whatever) movie.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Rudy was a lame movie.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    ukiyo e wrote:
    I'm just gonna come right out and say this. Kill Bill? Not a good movie.

    I liked the coma rape

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    all the movies that you like

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ukiyo e wrote:
    I'm just gonna come right out and say this. Kill Bill? Not a good movie.

    It's the only Tarantino movie I enjoyed.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    The new Conan was a bad movie

    The Last Airbender was better than the cartoon























































    sike

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Superman Returns was hilariously bad.

    Like, literally hilarious in a number of unintentional ways.

    My favorite is how, when Lois and her mute son are locked in a room that's sealed with some kind of reinforced steel door, Lois tries to break out by attacking the door with a rolling pin.

    Also, Iron Man 2 was amusing, but definitely nowhere near the precedent the first one set. I mean, it had some fun action and such, but it just never got very compelling, or exciting. And also the entire film is building up to this huge deal fight between Iron Man and Whiplash (I think was his supervillain name) and then the whole fight lasts maybe two minutes. Maybe.

    I mean, the fight was Iron Monger was at least ten, and it's not really obviously going to happen.

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    Iron Man 2 was not nearly as good as Iron Man, but was still a good movie

    You didn't like FIRST CLASS are you CRAZY

  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    I did not enjoy Superman Returns.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The new Conan was a bad movie

    I found it to be fun.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    Nic Cage was in The Rock, Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds, Matchstick Men, and Lord of War.

    Those were all movies that I enjoyed.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Wren wrote:
    everything with nicholas cage.

    I agree with this, with the notable exception of everything with Nic Cage in it.

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Hangover 2: Worst movie this century (so far)

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Butters wrote:
    Yeah Iron Man 2 was not very good. It's ok taken in a vacuum but it's vastly inferior to the first with too much poorly utilized talent.

    It felt like they thought the first move worked best when they did off the cuff comments.

    So they did that the entire movie.

    Which did not work.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    did you see bad lieutenant: port of call: new orleans

    that movie is amazing

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    ukiyo e wrote:
    I'm just gonna come right out and say this. Kill Bill? Not a good movie.

    It's the only Tarantino movie I enjoyed.

    really?

    I thought it was easily the weakest of anything he's ever directed

    but then I didn't see Grindhouse, so

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Is this the thread where people post good movies saying they're bad movies?

    Cause that's mostly what i see here.

  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    Cars suffers from the same problem that Iron Man 2 did.

    In isolation, a good movie. Compared to its relatives, noticeably less good.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
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    I watched this again recently and I decided

    if that ending hadn't been so criminally stupid this would I would have liked this movie

    but the ridiculousness of it

    it changed the style of the entire movie retroactively, from one based on really well-crafted tricks and schemes to one based on
    secret twins and matter replication teleportation devices

    and I get that those things were hinted at--it just would have been more satisfying if what seemed to be these more outlandish solutions were actually the results of planning and scheming

    especially since the men were trick-designers

    I get that the themes of the film--sacrifice, and absolute devotion to the craft--were expressed with the potentially being the one to die in the tank, and living a double life with the secret twin, and cutting off the finger and all that

    I just would have preferred, in a movie about the lengths to which they go to imitate magic, there had been a less "magical" solution

    a sudden revelation of a twin, and a cloner/teleporter, really seems more like magic than artifice

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    A thread about bad movies?

    ROBOT ROLL CALL

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    iron man 2 was pretty bad yeah

    i would like to nominate...superman returns

    are you CRAZY

    what about that time he lifted that thing

    that was the whole movie

    you got the joke

    also how'd you do last night

  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote:
    Is this the thread where people post good movies saying they're bad movies?

    Cause that's mostly what i see here.
    No it is the thread where we find out that we all like different things.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Roe wrote:
    I believe it's safe to say, the move was horrible, even though it was reviewed as a work of art by critics.
    Being reviewed as a work of art doesn't preclude something from being bad.

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Hellboy II reviewed pretty well and I found it unbearable. Same for Kick Ass!

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Kick Ass is a damn shame because it starts as a deconstruction and then basically becomes what it is deconstructing. Yeah, not buying the whole eight-year-old murder tyke thing.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    Yeah Iron Man 2 was not very good. It's ok taken in a vacuum but it's vastly inferior to the first with too much poorly utilized talent.

    It felt like they thought the first move worked best when they did off the cuff comments.

    So they did that the entire movie.

    Which did not work.

    yeah! man, exactly

    when, for me, the two best things that happen in the movie are

    "next time you ride with me"

    and the arm handing him the heart

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