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The Wrestling Thread: Survivor Series this Sunday, Scott Steiner replies "SHUT UP"

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Orton needs to grow the fuck up and start acting like a human being.

    I know if I was involved in the talent management at WWE, he would be begging and pleading for his job.

    Are you talking about something in particular?

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    In regards to the WWE title changes recently:

    Cena has been pinned twice by CM Punk.
    Punk has been pinned twice by Alberto Del Rio.
    Alberto Del Rio was forced to submit by John Cena once.

    Neat little triangle of who goes over who, paper-rock-scissor style.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    You picked Submission.

    Doh! But I still picked the right one to win, right?

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote:
    You picked Submission.

    Doh! But I still picked the right one to win, right?

    Yuuuuuuuup.

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    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Pretty sure the only thing I got right was Sheamus/Christian and Miz/Truth showing up, and even then I was calling DQ on the match.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    wirehead26 wrote:
    Orton needs to grow the fuck up and start acting like a human being.

    I know if I was involved in the talent management at WWE, he would be begging and pleading for his job.

    Are you talking about something in particular?

    Just sounds like he's still thinking it's 6 years ago when Orton was trashing hotel rooms and poopin in gym bags.

    He has grown up, else he wouldnt be where he is right now.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I picked Earth-2 Cara to win instead of Earth-1 Cara.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Best and worst of raw is pretty awesome, yeah.

    I did not even realize how much Dolph looks like the older brother from Wonder Years, and now I can't unsee it.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Speaking of posters, look who got his first (to my knowledge anyway)

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    Close ups of screaming faces seems to be in.

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    kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    Henry won - and was retaining anyway. Who/what does he need Vengeance against?

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    kingworks wrote:
    Henry won - and was retaining anyway. Who/what does he need Vengeance against?

    The people who said he'd never amount to anything.

    Now he can move past Orton and destroy the rest of Smackdown until they bring Kane and Big Show back.

    Maybe they're even setting up for a Taker return to dethrone Henry.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Orton beat the shit out of Mark Henry after their match. There's no way that feud is over.

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    kingworks wrote:
    Henry won - and was retaining anyway. Who/what does he need Vengeance against?

    when Mark Henry wants vengence, nobody questions that

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Orton beat the shit out of Mark Henry after their match. There's no way that feud is over.

    It might be delayed though. Think about this from Teddy Long's perspective. Orton defends belt against Henry, Henry wins clean. 2 weeks later, Henry defends belt against Orton, Henry wins clean.

    Henry beat Orton, clean, 2 PPVs in a row. At the very least, he's not the next person to get a title shot, unless Teddy just feels like being a dick to everyone else in title contention.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Maybe Orton can open Smackdown asking for "one more match, one more match".

    He gets it, cut to Christian backstage with his head exploding like in Scanners.

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    They could do a triple threat for Henry. Winning means he looks even stronger, losing due to a doubleteam he gets to rage on.

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    Hell In a Cell Results

    Card Percentages (44 Responses)
    WWE Winner
    John Cena 19 43%
    CM Punk 3 7%
    Alberto Del Rio 22 50%

    WWE Loser
    John Cena 7 16%
    CM Punk 19 43%
    Alberto Del Rio 18 41%

    WHC Winner
    Mark Henry 32 73%
    Randy Orton 12 27%

    Sheamus v Christian
    Sheamus 39 89%
    Christian 5 11%

    Pinfall 32 73%
    Submission 1 2%
    DQ 9 20%
    Knock-Out/Ref Stoppage 0 0%
    Count-Out 1 2%
    Anything Else 1 2%


    Crisis on Infinite Caras
    Azul Sin Cara 29 66%
    Negro Sin Cara 15 34%

    Pinfall 34 77%
    Submission 3 7%
    DQ 6 14%
    Knock-Out/Ref Stoppage 0 0%
    Count-Out 1 2%
    Anything Else 0 0%

    Divas Winner
    Kelly Kelly 7 16%
    Beth Phoenix 37 84%

    Pin 41 93%
    Submission 1 2%
    DQ 2 5%
    Knock-Out/Ref Stoppage 0 0%
    Count-Out 0 0%
    Anything Else 0 0%

    Awesome Truth Appearance
    Yes 42 95%
    No 2 5%
    Points
    JustinSane07 38
    Lux 38
    Radius 38
    Gonmun 37
    Psychotic One 36
    The Geebs That Is A Pony 36
    QuickSnap 35
    Shadowen 35
    CarbonRod 33
    Evil Badman 33
    Hullis 33
    Magell 33
    Alistair Hutton 32
    Sweeney Tom 31
    Doomsong8 30
    FyreWulff 30
    pdk01 30
    Hjorvarthr 29
    411Randle 28
    David_T 28
    MolotovCockatoo 28
    PwnanObrien 28
    TheSultan 28
    Legacy 27
    arjeidi 25
    SanderJK 25
    NinjaSquirrel 24
    Temporal Paradox 24
    FecklessRogue 23
    LBD_Nytetrayn 23
    Nirya 23
    Sir Headless VII 23
    Spooch 23
    THEPAIN73 23
    Maximum 22
    mjn73178 22
    ehmehzjee 21
    Martian 21
    MyNameIsWalrus 21
    Assuran 20
    Goose! 19
    Matev 13
    Xehalus 13
    the lovely bastard 12

    SE++ Champion: Radius
    D&D Champion: Gonmun

    Money in the Bank Briefcase Holder
    SE++: The Geebs That Is A Pony

    Top "25"
    1 Radius [C]
    2 JustinSane07
    3 Gonmun [C]
    4 411Randle
    5 The Geebs That Is A Pony [m]
    6 Martian
    6 pdk01
    8 DoomSong8
    9 Nirya
    10 TheSultan
    10 Sweeney Tom
    12 EvilBadman
    13 Assuran
    14 QuickSnap
    15 David_T
    16 MyNameIsWalrus
    16 Shadowen
    18 THEPAIN73
    18 PwnanObrien
    20 Lux
    21 LBD_Nytetrayn
    22 the lovely bastard
    Full Standings Here.

    Radius has a 72% prediction average, and is the SE++ Champion. I will let the SE++ poster with the best promo-style post challenge him at Vengence. Deadline is Monday October 10, Raw Start Time.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Three things:

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH TOP 10 BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Dag, TLB. At least you're in the top 22.

    And what's a promo-style post? Is that where we basically try to cut a promo on Radius and how we're gonna whup him and take his title?

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular

    And what's a promo-style post? Is that where we basically try to cut a promo on Radius and how we're gonna whup him and take his title?

    Exactly this.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    It's gonna take me the entire week to plan it.

    It's gonna be hard to do it while not breaking the Glorious Edict.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Out of the top 20 already. I'm being booked horribly.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Jumped 9 spots.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Haha ok I am going to work on a promo now.

    Btw, can we make a rule that Radius is a face for the purpose of this?

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Do we only get one try? I'm totally down for this either way.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Top five, bitches

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Radius should have to play the part of KellyKelly for promo purposes.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    LTM wrote:
    Radius should have to play the part of KellyKelly for promo purposes.

    Let it be known that LTM wants to now spank Radius.

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Yah, I sucked out of control as badly as I thought, but y'know what, I'm fine with losing that game if that means that the PPV went well.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Nirya wrote:
    LTM wrote:
    Radius should have to play the part of KellyKelly for promo purposes.

    Let it be known that LTM wants to now spank Radius.

    The vintage spank to rollup combo, out of nowhere.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    LTM wrote:
    Nirya wrote:
    LTM wrote:
    Radius should have to play the part of KellyKelly for promo purposes.

    Let it be known that LTM wants to now spank Radius.

    The vintage spank to rollup combo, out of nowhere.

    You'll do it two PPV's in a row, to really drive a point home or something.

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Or creative just feels like fucking with Radius.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Nirya wrote:
    LTM wrote:
    Nirya wrote:
    LTM wrote:
    Radius should have to play the part of KellyKelly for promo purposes.

    Let it be known that LTM wants to now spank Radius.

    The vintage spank to rollup combo, out of nowhere.

    You'll do it two PPV's in a row, to really drive a point home or something.

    Because I'm a super-face. Hulking up to no-sell the Clam Slam.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Bunch of wrestling news
    Tyson Kidd wrote:
    Best part about being either Sin Cara? Having the mask means you don't have to show your face after that performance

    Tonight's Raw main event: John Cena, C.M. Punk, Sheamus, Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne and Mason Ryan vs. Alberto Del Rio, Christian, Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger and David Otunga.

    And possible spoiler for Raw
    Big Show's backstage. No word on if he's just visiting, or coming back to ruin Henry's "Hall of Pain"

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    I've seen the majority of the Cara/Cara match and I don't know what Kidd is being so pissy about.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    After missing the first ppv, after winning the D&D MITB, after beating all comers...I am now in the top 3 and still the D&D...champion. Get ready, Gonmun is going to the top!

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote:
    After missing the first ppv, after winning the D&D MITB, after beating all comers...I am now in the top 3 and still the D&D...champion. Get ready, Gonmun is going to the top!

    Not with a promo like that your not.

    Let's work on those skills a bit with this challenge.

    Cut a thirty second promo about...
    mustaches

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I've still got this briefcase, I guess...

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    open it

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    unless Geebs is scared


    you aren't scared, are you Geebs?

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