VERY STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT FILM [CHAT] thread

Mustang

That's right, the borders of this thread are claimed by the Commonwealth of Australia.

All foreigners must submit to rigorous butthole screenings before being allowed to post here.
We don't know what you people carry around in your buttholes. It could be dangerous pathogens, mind bending Columbian pharmaceuticals, or some kind of super bug designed to destroy our delicious wildlife and slightly brown looking fauna. Either way it is essential that we probe your inner colon for contraband.

EDIT: Everything has turned to cheese, courtesy of EWA and the hurtful hurtfullness of some incredibly hurtful bitch.

earthwormadam

This is either going to be the best CHAT or the worst CHAT.

rts

I vote worst.

Mustang

Just shut up and bend over....I need to concentrate here.

farbekrieg

ive got a ball of black tar heroin the size of a monkeys fist up my keister, is it cool to come in here yet?

Siegfried

Flay in what world do you live in where dubstep is played on the radio. If only I could live in such a world

Lucascraft

I might be getting a Mac soon and I was just wondering if there are any good art programs for Mac that don't cost a nut and kidney to purchase like Photoshop does? I'm not much of an artist but sometimes I like to mess around with image editing/cropping/whatever. However, my occasional interest in artsy stuff does not warrant the purchase of something that costly.

Mustang

farbekrieg wrote:

ive got a ball of black tar heroin the size of a monkeys fist up my keister, is it cool to come in here yet?

As long as you cut me in on the profits, your cool.

Also Lucascraft you can get photoshop elements....which is a cut down version of photoshop, though what it cuts out I have no idea as I've never used it but it is apparently a lot cheaper.

Tam

Lucascraft wrote: »

I might be getting a Mac soon and I was just wondering if there are any good art programs for Mac that don't cost a nut and kidney to purchase like Photoshop does? I'm not much of an artist but sometimes I like to mess around with image editing/cropping/whatever. However, my occasional interest in artsy stuff does not warrant the purchase of something that costly.

er SketchbookPro

or just get GIMP
which is most of Photoshop for free

Nappuccino

Gimp is great for basic photo editing.

Nappuccino

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbPr68-5ZMw&feature=player_detailpage#t=248s

Flay

Siegfried wrote:

Flay in what world do you live in where dubstep is played on the radio. If only I could live in such a world

I haven't really listened to the radio in yonks. For all I know though mainstream radio today is nothing but lo-fi Mongolian throat singing remixes, but the few times I have listened I'm sure I've heard dubstep at least once.

Kochikens

I'm not taking orders from anyone who says benches instead of countertops and icypoles instead of popsicles, thank you very much. And no, you may not borrow a doona, I'm not even sure what that is.

Mayday

Kochi, how are you holding up
I'm almost ok now
But my wife's coming to visit (we live separate for now due to school/work)
and she just got sick yesterday

so yup, gonna be sick again

Siegfried

Flay wrote:

Siegfried wrote:

Flay in what world do you live in where dubstep is played on the radio. If only I could live in such a world

I haven't really listened to the radio in yonks. For all I know though mainstream radio today is nothing but lo-fi Mongolian throat singing remixes, but the few times I have listened I'm sure I've heard dubstep at least once.

Nathan Barnatt once said "If I were an X-men my mutant power would be to listen to the radio without killing myself afterwards."

Mayday

Fun Story Time!
Me: *buying a tiny carrot for my crickets*
Cashier: *raises eyebrow* Wow, that's a huge carrot you're buying.
Me: Well it's not for me, it's for my crickets
Cashier: You... breed crickets?
Me: I don't breed them, I just keep them and feed them to my lizards.
Cashier: *a look of horror in her eyes* My God! You're... Cruel!
Me: Yup.

NibCrom

MeltingDoll: I can't wait to see your Halloween Star Wars cards!

F87

I don't know if you guys are into this sort of thing, but the BF3 beta is just pure sweetness.

farbekrieg

Mayday wrote:

Fun Story Time!
Me: *buying a tiny carrot for my crickets*
Cashier: *raises eyebrow* Wow, that's a huge carrot you're buying.
Me: Well it's not for me, it's for my crickets
Cashier: You... breed crickets?
Me: I don't breed them, I just keep them and feed them to my lizards.
Cashier: *a look of horror in her eyes* My God! You're... Cruel!
Me: Yup.

i could have sworn you would go with that corsican brothers line (cheech and chong version)

paraphrasing

no we have other crickets for that, well except this one time with my cousin.

squidbunny

Mayday living separate from your spouse seems simultaneously awful/awesome. You say it's because of school/work ... are you sure it isn't just because you're ... cruel?!

What's with dudes hitting me with random nitpicks when they have no idea what they're talking about? I mean if you need to prove someone wrong right this instant or you'll die ... why don't you cursorily look into the subject of your nitpickery?

Example:

All the stuff for my comic advertises that it updates "Saturday at the stroke of midnight." Which it does. Scheduled posts appear at 12:01am Saturday, and the time stamp on them reflects this. In other words, they post Friday night/Saturday morning.

So this dude rolls in: "FYI – and I say this because it’s niggling but frustrating … you said you post every Saturday at precisely midnight. I guess you actually mean *Sunday* at midnight. When you say “midnight” it means the morning between that and the *previous* day. Alternatively, you could say “Saturday *night* at midnight” to be clear. Thanks!"

This happens constantly. The hell, man. I am forever steeped in mansplanation.

Prospicience

Mans are silly creatures squid, just laugh it off due to our sillyness.

Man I needs to move and find a new job, on top of having to move out because of a breakup, I was planning on attempting to sell my car on craigslist this weekend... then I went and ran into a guy last night and fucked up the front of my car (first accident that was my fault ). Man what a couple weeks I've had.

squidbunny

Prospicience wrote:

... then I went and ran into a guy last night and fucked up the front of my car....

Whaaaaaa?

Tam

I'm guessing (and hoping) prosp means "a guy in a car".

m3nace

F87 wrote:

I don't know if you guys are into this sort of thing, but the BF3 beta is just pure sweetness.

Yea except when you get "A generic game error was reported, please try again. ( code: 1 )" all the time
I've been in one match and then I've kept getting these for a couple of hours
edit: woahser prosp. What a couple of weeks you've had

farbekrieg

squidbunny wrote:

Mayday living separate from your spouse seems simultaneously awful/awesome. You say it's because of school/work ... are you sure it isn't just because you're ... cruel?!

What's with dudes hitting me with random nitpicks when they have no idea what they're talking about? I mean if you need to prove someone wrong right this instant or you'll die ... why don't you cursorily look into the subject of your nitpickery?

Example:

All the stuff for my comic advertises that it updates "Saturday at the stroke of midnight." Which it does. Scheduled posts appear at 12:01am Saturday, and the time stamp on them reflects this. In other words, they post Friday night/Saturday morning.

So this dude rolls in: "FYI – and I say this because it’s niggling but frustrating … you said you post every Saturday at precisely midnight. I guess you actually mean *Sunday* at midnight. When you say “midnight” it means the morning between that and the *previous* day. Alternatively, you could say “Saturday *night* at midnight” to be clear. Thanks!"

This happens constantly. The hell, man. I am forever steeped in mansplanation.

advise them that you have a full and detailed explanation of why you do this , and provide them a link to the following picture

Grifter

Damn pedestrians are always in the way!

m3nace

Nah - at least not if you're out for the high scores!
Also, challenge needs poll *arhmodarhm*

Siegfried

I've hit a pedestrian with my car. It was icy and I skidded and my brakes didn't work and I hopped the curb and SPLAT on my windshield.

It was fucked up man

Prospicience

CAR ran into a CAR! Yes... did not hit a person, that would be even more awful. Haha, and I wouldn't have been upset about the front of my car if that was the case.

I guess it's bound to happen when you drive about 3k miles in 2 weeks though, I drive A LOT.

brokecracker

Once a deer ran into my car.
I saw his friends hop across the road so I slowed down when all the sudden BAM! right into my driverside door. I couldn't fully open my door after that. Plus he pooped all down the side of my car...don't even know how that was possible... must have scared the shit out of him.

Prospicience

I once scared the shit out of my dog (literally as well).

I think I'm going to try out adam jensen sans trench coat for halloween this year, working on that should keep my mind off of the crappy things.

MagicToaster

I once hit a truck. Scared the crap out of me.

Kochikens

I'm just wearing my scout costume again. I'm blonde on my way to returning to my natural purple colour, but still. You can barely see Scouts hair anyways!

Siegfried

I think I'm gonna be Thor

I was gonna cut down my girlfriend's hammer from her Ramona costume last year but I forgot and now shes far away. Maybe I'll just make a new one.

Grifter

m3nace wrote:

Nah - at least not if you're out for the high scores!
Also, challenge needs poll *arhmodarhm*

The new forums don't seem to have polls from what I can tell.

Nappuccino

I need a costume.

something that a mug like this fits into

Kochikens

Mayday wrote:

Kochi, how are you holding up
I'm almost ok now
But my wife's coming to visit (we live separate for now due to school/work)
and she just got sick yesterday

so yup, gonna be sick again

oh I am feeling better now thanks for asking, I tend to recover from sickness very fast if I take a day off to sleep
please enjoy your sickness

farbekrieg

Nappuccino wrote:

I need a costume.

something that a mug like this fits into

break out a daisy and sell it!

of course you'll need a speed suit

Nappuccino

I'm already going bald-ish so that might be worth looking into for the future.

Spectre-x

squidbunny wrote:

Mayday living separate from your spouse seems simultaneously awful/awesome. You say it's because of school/work ... are you sure it isn't just because you're ... cruel?!

What's with dudes hitting me with random nitpicks when they have no idea what they're talking about? I mean if you need to prove someone wrong right this instant or you'll die ... why don't you cursorily look into the subject of your nitpickery?

Example:

All the stuff for my comic advertises that it updates "Saturday at the stroke of midnight." Which it does. Scheduled posts appear at 12:01am Saturday, and the time stamp on them reflects this. In other words, they post Friday night/Saturday morning.

So this dude rolls in: "FYI – and I say this because it’s niggling but frustrating … you said you post every Saturday at precisely midnight. I guess you actually mean *Sunday* at midnight. When you say “midnight” it means the morning between that and the *previous* day. Alternatively, you could say “Saturday *night* at midnight” to be clear. Thanks!"

This happens constantly. The hell, man. I am forever steeped in mansplanation.

Let me give you some good, old-fashioned advice from yours truly.

Kill them.

m3nace

Grifter wrote:

m3nace wrote:

Nah - at least not if you're out for the high scores!
Also, challenge needs poll *arhmodarhm*

The new forums don't seem to have polls from what I can tell.

Darn it.

Napp you could cosplay as David Petersen hah!