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Tomorrow they attack!

CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
Tomorrow, they strike. They have already done their recon, finding targets to strike over the next month. The entrances and exits of your local shopping center will be captured and fortified by their foot soldiers, allowing none to escape without first extorting some amount of money from your wallet.

Some of their forces have already begun delivering their fat inducing weapons, cleverly disguised in bright boxes. They hide them behind such names as Do-Si-Dos, Thin Mints, and Tagalongs.

Unwashed masses of SE++, heed my warning! Tomorrow the Girl Scouts INVADE!

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The only advice I can give: Just don't make eye contact and keep walking.

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    But the coconut ones are sooo gooood....

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    FUCK YES

    oh my god i am going to eat so many samoans

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've never seen a real life girl scout in uniform

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    samoas

    samosas

    mimosas

    mint julips

    gunna get crunk at the kentucky derby

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm gonna buy so many fucking thin mints.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN SAMOAS

    My mother bought cookies from my cousin. Three boxes of Thin Mints.

    WHERE ARE MY FUCKING SAMOAS, MOM

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    OMG SAMOAS

    GOTTA GO TO THE STORES TOMORROW AND FIND THE LITTLE GIRLS WAITING FOR ME

    WITH THEIR DELICIOUS TREATS

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
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    I've ordered 4 boxes of cookies, including 2 boxes of Samoas (my favorite.) I'm going to have to hoard them until Lent is over though. :)

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I mean, I love Thin Mints.

    I ordered Mom to ship me a sleeve.

    But my love for Samoas is epic. Epic.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh fuck me

    I was just going to get back to a normal workout schedule

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I already got me some Samoas or however you spell it.

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    But in all seriousness, these kids and their parents work their asses off selling cookies. Especially the ones that have to stand outside in the cold.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    We should just grab many torches and pitchforks and conduct an epic raid, returning with our delicious loot.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Guys...have you had Samoa ice cream.

    They had that last year.

    IT WAS THE BEST GODDAMN ICED TREAT EVER!

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    FUCK YES

    oh my god i am going to eat so many samoans

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    FUCK YES

    oh my god i am going to eat so many samoans

    Shame on you, Sam.

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  • fallaxdracofallaxdraco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    what are the peanut butter ones called

    I love those things

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    PEANUT BUTTER PATTIES!!!!

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I am going to take a box of thin mints into work with me and blend them into different coffees and shakes

    God it will be such a delicious shift

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  • fallaxdracofallaxdraco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    PEANUT BUTTER PATTIES!!!!

    that is a horrible name

    but they taste so good

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have Thin Mints right now.

    Probably gonna get some peanut butter ones. Those are tasty.

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    fallaxdraco wrote: »
    what are the peanut butter ones called

    I love those things

    Tagalongs. The chocolate covering melts real easily, so they tend to be a delicous, gooey mess.

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  • androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    You're all disgusting.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I used to order 10 boxes when I was younger and did some work for my grandpa to amass cash... you know... 2.50 a box wasn't too harsh on the wallet.

    So a cute little girlscout comes up to me (read; my sister) and I put in my normal 10 box order...

    40 fucking bills without me even noticing. I can't change the order either.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    FUCK YES

    oh my god i am going to eat so many samoans

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    Whatever you're into man.


    EDIT: this is not top of the page material. I am ashamed.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    THIN MINTS

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    FUCK YES

    oh my god i am going to eat so many samoans

    samoan_tattoos_1.jpg

    Whatever you're into man.


    EDIT: this is not top of the page material. I am ashamed.



    On the contrary my friend.. excellent job

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fuck you guys I'm having Oreos

    Cuz I can't have Samoas yet. :(

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    there is no delete

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I thought they're not called that anymore.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    thin mints + freezer + 4 hours wait = the greatest thing to ever happen

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  • androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Is it just me.. or are uncircumsized penises ruining the porno industry?

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    androo87 wrote: »
    Is it just me.. or are uncircumsized penises ruining the porno industry?

    You are so fucking weird, dude.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    androo87 wrote: »
    Is it just me.. or are uncircumsized penises ruining the porno industry?

    is it me or did you just change the midset of this thread from amazing cookies to penises?

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    edited February 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh... um.. So..

    How 'bout dem girl scout brea- cookies?!

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    androo87 wrote: »
    Oh... um.. So..

    How 'bout dem girl scout brea- cookies?!

    . . .

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    androo87 wrote: »
    Oh... um.. So..

    How 'bout dem girl scout brea- cookies?!
    Sheri wrote: »
    You are so fucking weird, dude.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Girl scouts haven't sold bread since the 50s, don't be silly androo.

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