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Sal wants YOU to read this [Embarrassing Sexual Story]?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i dont wear underwear

    because this is metumblr_lthiz2ZRbz1r1ut9ro2_250.gif

    teach me

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    hey what

    TrippyJing on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    I am looking forward to this "sex" thing again. It's good times, from what I remember.

    I told you I might not be able to make the meetup

    GOD DAMNIT KEITH JUST GET ON THE TRAIN ALREADY

    You'd just turn me down :(

    I would buy you dinner and drinks first, though! ;)

    I guess that'll help me survive out in the cold

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Haha, that Booty Pop has to be a fake commercial . . . right?

    Rehab on
    NNID: Rehab0
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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Oh, Ms Frizzle.

    You made me appreciated redheads.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Look, I would happily wear those man-enhancing underwear things and I don't care who knows it.

    Gotta lie to the ladies about what I'm packing to get them to like me, you know?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    just pop some viagra before a date, fyn.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I hate fondling a guy through his pants. It's so unnecessarily complicated.

    Whip it out already.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I get a definite feeling that picture of Emma Watson with the text about parallel universes is just Emma Watson's head shopped onto someone else's body

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    doodling a prinny wearing booty pop

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    huff huff someone mention anne hathaway in drag

    please post the images, doll

    tumblr_lrbaybUE9m1qdos4uo4_250.pngtumblr_lrbaybUE9m1qdos4uo1_250.png
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Look, I would happily wear those man-enhancing underwear things and I don't care who knows it.

    Gotta lie to the ladies about what I'm packing to get them to like me, you know?

    Wear button-fly jeans

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    I hate fondling a guy through his pants. It's so unnecessarily complicated.

    Whip it out already.

    hey, you want it so bad you get it

    ikbUJdU.jpg
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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    I hate fondling a guy through his pants. It's so unnecessarily complicated.

    Whip it out already.

    Plus chaffing sucks.

    NNID: Rehab0
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    I hate fondling a guy through his pants. It's so unnecessarily complicated.

    Whip it out already.

    You're the one who's hand is RIGHT NEXT TO THE ZIPPER!

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    doodling a prinny wearing booty pop

    I am both insulted and intrigued.

    I think I would look ridiculous in real life trying to wear those.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    huff huff someone mention anne hathaway in drag

    please post the images, doll

    tumblr_lrbaybUE9m1qdos4uo4_250.pngtumblr_lrbaybUE9m1qdos4uo1_250.png
    tumblr_lrbaybUE9m1qdos4uo3_400.png

    wish she had that hair for Catwoman

    agreed and OOF so hot

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    I hate fondling a guy through his pants. It's so unnecessarily complicated.

    Whip it out already.

    That's as close my highschool girlfriend got. And I'd always get nervous. Maybe that's why she cut me off completely.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    huff huff someone mention anne hathaway in drag

    please post the images, doll

    tumblr_lrbaybUE9m1qdos4uo4_250.pngtumblr_lrbaybUE9m1qdos4uo1_250.png
    tumblr_lrbaybUE9m1qdos4uo3_400.png

    wish she had that hair for Catwoman

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    I hate fondling a guy through his pants. It's so unnecessarily complicated.

    Whip it out already.

    hey, you want it so bad you get it

    Seriously. It's not like we don't do most of the work anyway. Wouldn't kill you to do some heavy lifting

    am I right fellas

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    TrippyJing wrote:
    doodling a prinny wearing booty pop

    I am both insulted and intrigued.

    I think I would look ridiculous in real life trying to wear those.

    ridiculously awesome :winky:

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    I hate fondling a guy through his pants. It's so unnecessarily complicated.

    Whip it out already.

    hey, you want it so bad you get it

    I'm always a little tentative because I'm worried about hurting the guy. So I usually just tease them so bad that eventually they do it themselves so I can get at what I'm after.

    Is that weird?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    I hate fondling a guy through his pants. It's so unnecessarily complicated.

    Whip it out already.

    hey, you want it so bad you get it

    I'm always a little tentative because I'm worried about hurting the guy. So I usually just tease them so bad that eventually they do it themselves so I can get at what I'm after.

    Is that weird?

    I think that vocalizing the fact that you would appreciate the 'release of the beast' might prevent misunderstanding

    ikbUJdU.jpg
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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    If you go to slap a womans ass and she has Booty Pop on that has got to feel weird.

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    Karrde1842Karrde1842 Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    I hate fondling a guy through his pants. It's so unnecessarily complicated.

    Whip it out already.

    hey, you want it so bad you get it

    I'm always a little tentative because I'm worried about hurting the guy. So I usually just tease them so bad that eventually they do it themselves so I can get at what I'm after.

    Is that weird?

    No. Not at all.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited October 2011

    Javen wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    I hate fondling a guy through his pants. It's so unnecessarily complicated.

    Whip it out already.

    hey, you want it so bad you get it

    Seriously. It's not like we don't do most of the work anyway. Wouldn't kill you to do some heavy lifting

    am I right fellas

    If I'm about to put my mouth all over it I think the least the guy can do is get his pants and underwear out of my way.

    Sassori on
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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    I am looking forward to this "sex" thing again. It's good times, from what I remember.

    I told you I might not be able to make the meetup

    GOD DAMNIT KEITH JUST GET ON THE TRAIN ALREADY

    You'd just turn me down :(

    I would buy you dinner and drinks first, though! ;)

    I guess that'll help me survive out in the cold

    It's cool, we can go back to Sassori's place after. She won't mind.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    What it comes down to who is the lead in things, like a dance. Only it's sex. Some guys like a gal to take initiative, some guys like to be the one taking the initiative.

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    agreed and OOF so hot

    She still looks so feminine that when I saw those earlier I didn't realize she was supposed to be in drag.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    I hate fondling a guy through his pants. It's so unnecessarily complicated.

    Whip it out already.

    hey, you want it so bad you get it

    I'm always a little tentative because I'm worried about hurting the guy. So I usually just tease them so bad that eventually they do it themselves so I can get at what I'm after.

    Is that weird?

    I think that vocalizing the fact that you would appreciate the 'release of the beast' might prevent misunderstanding

    I usually do when I'm fumbling with the belt that I wouldn't mind a little assistance.

    It's really fun for me when they sort of shove my hands out of the way to shove their pants down.

    I appreciate the eagerness.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Can anyone critique my oral techniquetumblr_lthiz2ZRbz1r1ut9ro1_250.gif

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Rehab wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    agreed and OOF so hot

    She still looks so feminine that when I saw those earlier I didn't realize she was supposed to be in drag.

    Isn't that from Twelfth Night?

    I'm assuming she's Viola.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Can anyone critique my oral techniquetumblr_lthiz2ZRbz1r1ut9ro1_250.gif

    too adorable to be taken seriously

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Rehab wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    agreed and OOF so hot

    She still looks so feminine that when I saw those earlier I didn't realize she was supposed to be in drag.

    Isn't that from Twelfth Night?

    I'm assuming she's Viola.

    I have no idea but I do agree with the rawr! sentiment of others there.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    I am looking forward to this "sex" thing again. It's good times, from what I remember.

    I told you I might not be able to make the meetup

    GOD DAMNIT KEITH JUST GET ON THE TRAIN ALREADY

    You'd just turn me down :(

    I would buy you dinner and drinks first, though! ;)

    I guess that'll help me survive out in the cold

    It's cool, we can go back to Sassori's place after. She won't mind.

    What are you bringing me?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    I am looking forward to this "sex" thing again. It's good times, from what I remember.

    I told you I might not be able to make the meetup

    GOD DAMNIT KEITH JUST GET ON THE TRAIN ALREADY

    You'd just turn me down :(

    I would buy you dinner and drinks first, though! ;)

    I guess that'll help me survive out in the cold

    It's cool, we can go back to Sassori's place after. She won't mind.

    What are you bringing me?

    hellspawn

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    What it comes down to who is the lead in things, like a dance. Only it's sex. Some guys like a gal to take initiative, some guys like to be the one taking the initiative.

    If there's one thing I've learned, it's that both sides really need a hand in it. Sure, some guys/gals like being in control all the time, or like the other one being in control, but for me at least, nothing turns me off more when it feels like you have to handhold someone through sex.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Javen wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    What it comes down to who is the lead in things, like a dance. Only it's sex. Some guys like a gal to take initiative, some guys like to be the one taking the initiative.

    If there's one thing I've learned, it's that both sides really need a hand in it. Sure, some guys/gals like being in control all the time, or like the other one being in control, but for me at least, nothing turns me off more when it feels like you have to handhold someone through sex.

    unless you're fisting

    then it's super hot

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Sassori wrote:
    I usually do when I'm fumbling with the belt that I wouldn't mind a little assistance.

    It's really fun for me when they sort of shove my hands out of the way to shove their pants down.

    I appreciate the eagerness.

    I can understand all of this when it comes to bra straps.

    I just want it off, but how do you work this contraption?!

    Rehab on
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