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Steve Jobs is Dead

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Nogs wrote:
    The photo of Steve Jobs on Apple's homepage is named "t_hero.png"
    awww

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote:
    When I die

    I want people to make hella jokes about me

    I want my funeral to be a full-blown party

    where a young couple can get drunk enough to fuck under the shadow of my monument

    Don't worry, i already had plans to fuck on your grave.

    I'll do you proud

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote:
    Well, it wasn't a virus that did him in

    ok this actually made me chuckle

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    A little levity is fine under the circumstances. It's not like we're making these jokes at his funeral or actually mocking Jobs.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    George Bernard Shaw wrote:
    Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

    TrippyJing on
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    HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    Honestly I have about 100 lined up but, that is the nature of how we are right? We give solace when due and most of us await the proper time to make jokes.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    damn that's a good quotation

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    My whole floor freaked for like 10 minutes just now

    STILL CRAZY

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote:
    When I die

    I want people to make hella jokes about me

    I want my funeral to be a full-blown party

    where a young couple can get drunk enough to fuck under the shadow of my monument

    For my Dad's eulogy someone said, The only way he would have been satisfied is if he himself could have performed this eulogy.

    Everyone had a good laugh, it was probably the best part of him dying

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    naporeon wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Maybe he just needs a hard reset.

    HAH!

    Wanna get drinks?

    Of course? When works for you?

    Like, an hour from now?

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I just realised I'm reading all this in my relatively new iMac

    Aw man :(

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    A little levity goes a long way in sad times.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I don't understand why people cannot associate humor and death. As long as its not in poor taste (and I haven't seen anything distasteful. Poorly executed, yes), humor is as good a tribute as "this sucks."

    At least they're not telling people to fuck off or saying things like who gives a shit and other things that don't contribute positively.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    BahamutZERO wrote:
    damnit ever since Human Revolution I've been reading R.I.P. as "rip"

    Yeah, rip.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    George Bernard Shaw wrote:
    Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

    Damn, Trippy. Way to study and know smart people's words that render my words kind of pointless.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    BahamutZERO wrote:
    A little levity goes a long way in sad times.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote:
    A little levity goes a long way in sad times.

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    That's it Tonkka, hand in your beard. You're off the force!

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Staleghoti wrote:
    I bet he was like, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DIDN'T ANNOUNCE THE 5"

    X_X

    Much better than my version of the same joke on page 1. Bravo.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    I bet he was like, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DIDN'T ANNOUNCE THE 5"

    X_X

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    That quote helped me to reconcile what had previously seemed to be incompatible feelings of stoicness and amusement when I learned of death.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    Tonkka wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote:
    A little levity goes a long way in sad times.

    sadjoke.jpg

    That's it Tonkka, hand in your beard. You're off the force!

    Lock thread, chatlog.

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    DavidStarskyDavidStarsky The fiery red Torino sped in to the street... and we spilled into action.Registered User regular
    Well at least we still have Jeff Bridges, who'll build us a computer-generated world

    right guys?

    ...right?

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    Boo to this.
    Going to forgo cursing at the Apple dev site today in his honor.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    Tonkka wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote:
    A little levity goes a long way in sad times.

    sadjoke.jpg

    That's it Tonkka, hand in your beard. You're off the force!

    You'll never take me alive!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    He's a beard on the edge who's been pushed too far!

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    goose

    how

    how did you



    are you a time traveler?

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    I'm interesting to hear what Wozniak and Gates have to say in the coming day or so.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    ok that's too much levity now

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Nogs wrote:
    goose

    how

    how did you



    are you a time traveler?

    I have only done this once before.

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    ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    All I can say is wow. :( I didn't like Apple and some of Jobs' ideas, but wow, would not wish him dead. He contributed so much to Apple and technology.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    Dang.

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    TLHTLH Registered User regular
    Steve Jobs will be the new Steve Irwin for Halloween.

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    HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    You could say the 1% is smaller now.

    I'm making video games. DesignBy.Cloud
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    ZythonZython Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote:
    He barely even got a retirement. :(

    He got to do what he loved. That's more than most people get.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    TLH wrote:
    Steve Jobs will be the new Steve Irwin for Halloween.

    You have to lose 50 pounds and become rail thin for the costume though. Much harder than getting a fake stingray.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    I'd always heard the iphone had a halo effect

    see you at the crossroads jobs

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Another lost Jobs

    Thanks Obama!

    Seriously though, sorry to see a brilliant man go. The technology, the look, and the awesome things he was part of is amazing.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    i miss my uncle charles, ya'll

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Well now that the jokes are trending toward tasteless:

    Obligatory YTMND

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    thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    I just heard this in my office. I am so sad

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