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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Tonight I try diet tonic. I bet it tastes like a butt.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Tonic is for people who are trying to convince themselves they don't have a drinking problem.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    What? Regular tonic is fine? Gin and Tonics or vodka tonics, dude.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Those are two of the most popular drinks.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    What? Regular tonic is fine? Gin and Tonics or vodka tonics, dude.

    Just drink it straight from the bottle already! Embrace your destiny boozy!

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    What? Regular tonic is fine? Gin and Tonics or vodka tonics, dude.

    Just drink it straight from the bottle already! Embrace your destiny boozy!

    what are you talking about

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Feral wrote:
    What? Regular tonic is fine? Gin and Tonics or vodka tonics, dude.

    Just drink it straight from the bottle already! Embrace your destiny boozy!

    what are you talking about

    caveman, do you even know what we are talking about...?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Does anyone know what they are talking about.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Drinks on the rocks or neat are also not the sign of an alcoholic. :(

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I think I have had Gin and Imaginary Tonic more often than Gin and Tonic

    due to how there is often a gin bottle around, because we are fond of G&Ts, but there is never tonic around, because we forget to go buy it

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Read posts? I am much too busy for that.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Does anyone know what they are talking about.

    they're talking about sex....

    ba-by...

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    also, that bug was extremely hard to kill and surpisingly fast when it wanted to be.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    OTLC, just go with martinis, instead.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Drinks on the rocks or neat are also not the sign of an alcoholic. :(

    drinks from a bottle in a brown paper bag, held with fingerless gloves, in the park, at 10 in the morning, are

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Tonic is for people who are trying to convince themselves they don't have a drinking problem.

    You're crazy.

    I drink gin and tonics, AND I admit that I have a drinking problem.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Tonight I try diet tonic. I bet it tastes like a butt.

    ABORT
    ABORT

    Do not use diet tonic! Tis a waste of gin.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I still need to come up with a good name for my Gods, but right now I've settled with 'The Extants'.

    Maxwell: God of power and control. Manifests in technology of oppression and imposition of will. Namely, weapons.
    Descartes: God of deception. Manifests in lies, regardless of malicious or beneficial intent.
    Laplace: God of determination. Manifests in genetics, instincts, or strong cultural pressures. Focuses on exhibiting the lack of free will.
    Morton: God of sloth and ignorance. Manifests in technology that removes labor or satiates desires.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Drinks on the rocks or neat are also not the sign of an alcoholic. :(

    drinks from a bottle in a brown paper bag, held with fingerless gloves, in the park, at 10 in the morning, are

    NSFW
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0qLZodtdkw

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    if the drink is methylated spirits on the rocks or neat it is possibly the sign of an alcoholic

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Drinks on the rocks or neat are also not the sign of an alcoholic. :(

    drinks from a bottle in a brown paper bag, held with fingerless gloves, in the park, at 10 in the morning, are

    NSFW
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0qLZodtdkw

    I want to visit that park.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Park drinking is great.

    Swinging on the swing set at 11 at night with a bottle of cab in your hand.

    Good times.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    I still need to come up with a good name for my Gods, but right now I've settled with 'The Extants'.

    Maxwell: God of power and control. Manifests in technology of oppression and imposition of will. Namely, weapons.
    Descartes: God of deception. Manifests in lies, regardless of malicious or beneficial intent.
    Laplace: God of determination. Manifests in genetics, instincts, or strong cultural pressures. Focuses on exhibiting the lack of free will.
    Morton: God of sloth and ignorance. Manifests in technology that removes labor or satiates desires.

    But the mathematicial foundation of the "uncertainty principle" is a direct result of a Laplace transformation.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    heard some fools were talking nonsense about tonic water

    heard some fools needed a talking to

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    I still need to come up with a good name for my Gods, but right now I've settled with 'The Extants'.

    Maxwell: God of power and control. Manifests in technology of oppression and imposition of will. Namely, weapons.
    Descartes: God of deception. Manifests in lies, regardless of malicious or beneficial intent.
    Laplace: God of determination. Manifests in genetics, instincts, or strong cultural pressures. Focuses on exhibiting the lack of free will.
    Morton: God of sloth and ignorance. Manifests in technology that removes labor or satiates desires.

    But the mathematicial foundation of the "uncertainty principle" is a direct result of a Laplace transformation.

    They're named after the Demons, not the men themselves :P.

    A little confusing, but I still like it that way.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    oh my god

    worst pain in head

    ever

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    I still need to come up with a good name for my Gods, but right now I've settled with 'The Extants'.

    Maxwell: God of power and control. Manifests in technology of oppression and imposition of will. Namely, weapons.
    Descartes: God of deception. Manifests in lies, regardless of malicious or beneficial intent.
    Laplace: God of determination. Manifests in genetics, instincts, or strong cultural pressures. Focuses on exhibiting the lack of free will.
    Morton: God of sloth and ignorance. Manifests in technology that removes labor or satiates desires.

    But the mathematicial foundation of the "uncertainty principle" is a direct result of a Laplace transformation.

    They're named after the Demons, not the men themselves :P.

    A little confusing, but I still like it that way.

    but... then how come the Descartes one is so perfectly suited to the man himself?

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    desc wrote:
    heard some fools were talking nonsense about tonic water

    heard some fools needed a talking to

    Are you pro-tonic, or a silly goose?

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    I still need to come up with a good name for my Gods, but right now I've settled with 'The Extants'.

    Maxwell: God of power and control. Manifests in technology of oppression and imposition of will. Namely, weapons.
    Descartes: God of deception. Manifests in lies, regardless of malicious or beneficial intent.
    Laplace: God of determination. Manifests in genetics, instincts, or strong cultural pressures. Focuses on exhibiting the lack of free will.
    Morton: God of sloth and ignorance. Manifests in technology that removes labor or satiates desires.

    But the mathematicial foundation of the "uncertainty principle" is a direct result of a Laplace transformation.

    They're named after the Demons, not the men themselves :P.

    A little confusing, but I still like it that way.

    but... then how come the Descartes one is so perfectly suited to the man himself?

    You know how some dog owners look a lot like their dogs?

    It's kind of like that.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    I still need to come up with a good name for my Gods, but right now I've settled with 'The Extants'.

    Maxwell: God of power and control. Manifests in technology of oppression and imposition of will. Namely, weapons.
    Descartes: God of deception. Manifests in lies, regardless of malicious or beneficial intent.
    Laplace: God of determination. Manifests in genetics, instincts, or strong cultural pressures. Focuses on exhibiting the lack of free will.
    Morton: God of sloth and ignorance. Manifests in technology that removes labor or satiates desires.

    But the mathematicial foundation of the "uncertainty principle" is a direct result of a Laplace transformation.

    They're named after the Demons, not the men themselves :P.

    A little confusing, but I still like it that way.

    then call them demons

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    heard some fools were talking nonsense about tonic water

    heard some fools needed a talking to

    Don't tonic board me! D:

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    but... then how come the Descartes one is so perfectly suited to the man himself?

    You know about Descartes's evil demon, right?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    desc wrote:
    heard some fools were talking nonsense about tonic water

    heard some fools needed a talking to

    Don't tonic board me! D:

    Your avatar makes it all better.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    2009-02-16-exorcisig_laplace%27s_demon.jpg

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Park drinking, eh.

    I got lots of love -- for my crew, that is / No love for all them other crews and rival kids / all them out-a-town niggas know what time it is / And if they don't, they need to buy a watch, word up / Caught up in the crossfire get theyself hurt up / While I be sippin' gin straight in a plastic cup / on a park bench on 12th st., my whole crew is famous ...

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I'm p sure the most meaningful marker of alcoholism is a level of alcohol consumption that causes destructive effects to your health, relationships, etc, often with the associated understanding that you find it challenging to reduce your drinking (or eliminate it entirely) to the point where those effects are relieved.

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    How do the headsets work on XBox Live? You plug 'em into the controller and then only voice comms comes over the headset and regular audio still goes through the A/V, right? Are voice servers automatic with any online games?

    I haven't gone online yet with gold, so I haven't tried any of this. :P

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Feral wrote:
    but... then how come the Descartes one is so perfectly suited to the man himself?

    You know about Descartes's evil demon, right?

    yeah yeah. But god damn that man was a intellectually dishonest wanker and horribly sloppy about the difference between "things that are obviously true" and "things that I want to be true".

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    I don't think I would enjoy life without alchohol very much.

    time to get drunk.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote:
    but... then how come the Descartes one is so perfectly suited to the man himself?

    You know about Descartes's evil demon, right?

    yeah yeah. But god damn that man was a intellectually dishonest wanker and horribly sloppy about the difference between "things that are obviously true" and "things that I want to be true".

    He was pretty good for his time.

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