Just saw the Tooth Fairy...mostly as a joke, and it was awful and cheesy for a bit but went down a pretty dark path.
Like, the movie starts like in the trailers. He's an old bad-ass (but washed up) hockey player and he gets sent to fairy training school or whatever, but around midway through, it goes down a really dark alley.
He gets fairy-summoned from a big game to get a tooth from a little girl. He is fucking pissed (end of his career basically), and gets the tooth all annoyed and shit. Than he sees the little girl and this massive bruise on her face, and you get the idea that she had been hit. The girl wakes up, and is kind of startled but he hushes and asks what happened to her face (says that 'I'm the Tooth Fairy' line from the trailer). Then from downstairs (off-screen) you hear a man and a woman arguing really loudly and than you hear the man beating the shit out of her. The girl starts to quietly cry.
The Rock gets pissed and is about to go down to save the day, but he gets fairy-magic-summoned back to Fairyland and is pretty much told that he can't interfere in the lives of humans, or there would be consequences. He doesn't take that, and there is a pseudo fight/escape from fairyland and he gets back to Earth. He's kind of on the run now, and can't use his powers or they'll be able to find him.
He goes back to the little girl's house, and the dad (fucking big guy) is drunk and about to head up to the girl's room to do something (beat her?). Rock appears, and they fight. Its like something out of the Rundown....but with fairy powers. Shit is being broken, and the Rock is flying around dodging being. The bad dad pulls a gun, and shit kind of gets real. The Rock is able to use flying and a combination of fairy magic to deflect/dodge bullets.
Julie Andrews' character (like...queen of the tooth fairies?) gets a lock on the Rock's magic signal and pulls the plug on his magic.
The Rock drops to the ground, stands back up and is immediately shot. He goes down, doesn't get back up.
All the commotion and gunshots had gotten the police's attention and they storm the place and take down the bad dad. The mom is crying, and the daughter comes down and sees the dead Rock (who she knew was the Tooth Fairy) and just starts sobbing. Like...The Rock had made her believe in something amazing and magical when her life was nothing but shit and then (indirectly, I guess) gotten her horrible father taken out of the picture, so she could be happy. And as cliche and corny as it may sound, he also allowed her to be free to be a child and believe in fantasy even though her reality had been so bitter and awful.
It was insanely heartbreaking. I was crying. I did not expect the movie to turn down that path.
Just saw the Tooth Fairy...mostly as a joke, and it was awful and cheesy for a bit but went down a pretty dark path.
Like, the movie starts like in the trailers. He's an old bad-ass (but washed up) hockey player and he gets sent to fairy training school or whatever, but around midway through, it goes down a really dark alley.
He gets fairy-summoned from a big game to get a tooth from a little girl. He is fucking pissed (end of his career basically), and gets the tooth all annoyed and shit. Than he sees the little girl and this massive bruise on her face, and you get the idea that she had been hit. The girl wakes up, and is kind of startled but he hushes and asks what happened to her face (says that 'I'm the Tooth Fairy' line from the trailer). Then from downstairs (off-screen) you hear a man and a woman arguing really loudly and than you hear the man beating the shit out of her. The girl starts to quietly cry.
The Rock gets pissed and is about to go down to save the day, but he gets fairy-magic-summoned back to Fairyland and is pretty much told that he can't interfere in the lives of humans, or there would be consequences. He doesn't take that, and there is a pseudo fight/escape from fairyland and he gets back to Earth. He's kind of on the run now, and can't use his powers or they'll be able to find him.
He goes back to the little girl's house, and the dad (fucking big guy) is drunk and about to head up to the girl's room to do something (beat her?). Rock appears, and they fight. Its like something out of the Rundown....but with fairy powers. Shit is being broken, and the Rock is flying around dodging being. The bad dad pulls a gun, and shit kind of gets real. The Rock is able to use flying and a combination of fairy magic to deflect/dodge bullets.
Julie Andrews' character (like...queen of the tooth fairies?) gets a lock on the Rock's magic signal and pulls the plug on his magic.
The Rock drops to the ground, stands back up and is immediately shot. He goes down, doesn't get back up.
All the commotion and gunshots had gotten the police's attention and they storm the place and take down the bad dad. The mom is crying, and the daughter comes down and sees the dead Rock (who she knew was the Tooth Fairy) and just starts sobbing. Like...The Rock had made her believe in something amazing and magical when her life was nothing but shit and then (indirectly, I guess) gotten her horrible father taken out of the picture, so she could be happy. And as cliche and corny as it may sound, he also allowed her to be free to be a child and believe in fantasy even though her reality had been so bitter and awful.
It was insanely heartbreaking. I was crying. I did not expect the movie to turn down that path.
Just saw the Tooth Fairy...mostly as a joke, and it was awful and cheesy for a bit but went down a pretty dark path.
Like, the movie starts like in the trailers. He's an old bad-ass (but washed up) hockey player and he gets sent to fairy training school or whatever, but around midway through, it goes down a really dark alley.
He gets fairy-summoned from a big game to get a tooth from a little girl. He is fucking pissed (end of his career basically), and gets the tooth all annoyed and shit. Than he sees the little girl and this massive bruise on her face, and you get the idea that she had been hit. The girl wakes up, and is kind of startled but he hushes and asks what happened to her face (says that 'I'm the Tooth Fairy' line from the trailer). Then from downstairs (off-screen) you hear a man and a woman arguing really loudly and than you hear the man beating the shit out of her. The girl starts to quietly cry.
The Rock gets pissed and is about to go down to save the day, but he gets fairy-magic-summoned back to Fairyland and is pretty much told that he can't interfere in the lives of humans, or there would be consequences. He doesn't take that, and there is a pseudo fight/escape from fairyland and he gets back to Earth. He's kind of on the run now, and can't use his powers or they'll be able to find him.
He goes back to the little girl's house, and the dad (fucking big guy) is drunk and about to head up to the girl's room to do something (beat her?). Rock appears, and they fight. Its like something out of the Rundown....but with fairy powers. Shit is being broken, and the Rock is flying around dodging being. The bad dad pulls a gun, and shit kind of gets real. The Rock is able to use flying and a combination of fairy magic to deflect/dodge bullets.
Julie Andrews' character (like...queen of the tooth fairies?) gets a lock on the Rock's magic signal and pulls the plug on his magic.
The Rock drops to the ground, stands back up and is immediately shot. He goes down, doesn't get back up.
All the commotion and gunshots had gotten the police's attention and they storm the place and take down the bad dad. The mom is crying, and the daughter comes down and sees the dead Rock (who she knew was the Tooth Fairy) and just starts sobbing. Like...The Rock had made her believe in something amazing and magical when her life was nothing but shit and then (indirectly, I guess) gotten her horrible father taken out of the picture, so she could be happy. And as cliche and corny as it may sound, he also allowed her to be free to be a child and believe in fantasy even though her reality had been so bitter and awful.
It was insanely heartbreaking. I was crying. I did not expect the movie to turn down that path.
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Some of Burton's older films are among my favorite movies ever. I am also one of those kids who grew up with the Nightmare Before Christmas.
Seeing how mediocre his newer films are saddens me greatly, especially since they are tarnishing his career as a whole.
Also, Danny Elfman is probably my favorite musician, despite the fact that most of his newer soundtracks have been samey/not memorable and he's supposedly kind of an asshole in real life.
This just in Tim Burton rebooting Beetlejuice with Johnny Depp as Beetlejuice
Next up, the remake of Silver Streak with Depp and Martin Lawrence in place of Wilder and Pryor.
Then, Blazing Saddles, once again with Depp in the Wilder role, and Will Smith replacing Cleavon Little.
The Oscars will pour from the sky...
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Johnny Depp will get a pass forever for doing Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, just like Samuel L. Jackson will always be good with me because he was in Pulp Fiction.
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I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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TBH, I just made myself feel physically ill typing that.
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Just saw the Tooth Fairy...mostly as a joke, and it was awful and cheesy for a bit but went down a pretty dark path.
Like, the movie starts like in the trailers. He's an old bad-ass (but washed up) hockey player and he gets sent to fairy training school or whatever, but around midway through, it goes down a really dark alley.
He gets fairy-summoned from a big game to get a tooth from a little girl. He is fucking pissed (end of his career basically), and gets the tooth all annoyed and shit. Than he sees the little girl and this massive bruise on her face, and you get the idea that she had been hit. The girl wakes up, and is kind of startled but he hushes and asks what happened to her face (says that 'I'm the Tooth Fairy' line from the trailer). Then from downstairs (off-screen) you hear a man and a woman arguing really loudly and than you hear the man beating the shit out of her. The girl starts to quietly cry.
The Rock gets pissed and is about to go down to save the day, but he gets fairy-magic-summoned back to Fairyland and is pretty much told that he can't interfere in the lives of humans, or there would be consequences. He doesn't take that, and there is a pseudo fight/escape from fairyland and he gets back to Earth. He's kind of on the run now, and can't use his powers or they'll be able to find him.
He goes back to the little girl's house, and the dad (fucking big guy) is drunk and about to head up to the girl's room to do something (beat her?). Rock appears, and they fight. Its like something out of the Rundown....but with fairy powers. Shit is being broken, and the Rock is flying around dodging being. The bad dad pulls a gun, and shit kind of gets real. The Rock is able to use flying and a combination of fairy magic to deflect/dodge bullets.
Julie Andrews' character (like...queen of the tooth fairies?) gets a lock on the Rock's magic signal and pulls the plug on his magic.
The Rock drops to the ground, stands back up and is immediately shot. He goes down, doesn't get back up.
All the commotion and gunshots had gotten the police's attention and they storm the place and take down the bad dad. The mom is crying, and the daughter comes down and sees the dead Rock (who she knew was the Tooth Fairy) and just starts sobbing. Like...The Rock had made her believe in something amazing and magical when her life was nothing but shit and then (indirectly, I guess) gotten her horrible father taken out of the picture, so she could be happy. And as cliche and corny as it may sound, he also allowed her to be free to be a child and believe in fantasy even though her reality had been so bitter and awful.
It was insanely heartbreaking. I was crying. I did not expect the movie to turn down that path.
Okay what, I am not finding anything about this movie having any kind of depth like that at all.
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Someone should use Lucasfilm style technology to replace Johnny Depp in all of his movies with Dwayne Johnson, frame by frame. That would be a special edition.
Just saw the Tooth Fairy...mostly as a joke, and it was awful and cheesy for a bit but went down a pretty dark path.
Like, the movie starts like in the trailers. He's an old bad-ass (but washed up) hockey player and he gets sent to fairy training school or whatever, but around midway through, it goes down a really dark alley.
He gets fairy-summoned from a big game to get a tooth from a little girl. He is fucking pissed (end of his career basically), and gets the tooth all annoyed and shit. Than he sees the little girl and this massive bruise on her face, and you get the idea that she had been hit. The girl wakes up, and is kind of startled but he hushes and asks what happened to her face (says that 'I'm the Tooth Fairy' line from the trailer). Then from downstairs (off-screen) you hear a man and a woman arguing really loudly and than you hear the man beating the shit out of her. The girl starts to quietly cry.
The Rock gets pissed and is about to go down to save the day, but he gets fairy-magic-summoned back to Fairyland and is pretty much told that he can't interfere in the lives of humans, or there would be consequences. He doesn't take that, and there is a pseudo fight/escape from fairyland and he gets back to Earth. He's kind of on the run now, and can't use his powers or they'll be able to find him.
He goes back to the little girl's house, and the dad (fucking big guy) is drunk and about to head up to the girl's room to do something (beat her?). Rock appears, and they fight. Its like something out of the Rundown....but with fairy powers. Shit is being broken, and the Rock is flying around dodging being. The bad dad pulls a gun, and shit kind of gets real. The Rock is able to use flying and a combination of fairy magic to deflect/dodge bullets.
Julie Andrews' character (like...queen of the tooth fairies?) gets a lock on the Rock's magic signal and pulls the plug on his magic.
The Rock drops to the ground, stands back up and is immediately shot. He goes down, doesn't get back up.
All the commotion and gunshots had gotten the police's attention and they storm the place and take down the bad dad. The mom is crying, and the daughter comes down and sees the dead Rock (who she knew was the Tooth Fairy) and just starts sobbing. Like...The Rock had made her believe in something amazing and magical when her life was nothing but shit and then (indirectly, I guess) gotten her horrible father taken out of the picture, so she could be happy. And as cliche and corny as it may sound, he also allowed her to be free to be a child and believe in fantasy even though her reality had been so bitter and awful.
It was insanely heartbreaking. I was crying. I did not expect the movie to turn down that path.
Okay what, I am not finding anything about this movie having any kind of depth like that at all.
Just saw the Tooth Fairy...mostly as a joke, and it was awful and cheesy for a bit but went down a pretty dark path.
Like, the movie starts like in the trailers. He's an old bad-ass (but washed up) hockey player and he gets sent to fairy training school or whatever, but around midway through, it goes down a really dark alley.
He gets fairy-summoned from a big game to get a tooth from a little girl. He is fucking pissed (end of his career basically), and gets the tooth all annoyed and shit. Than he sees the little girl and this massive bruise on her face, and you get the idea that she had been hit. The girl wakes up, and is kind of startled but he hushes and asks what happened to her face (says that 'I'm the Tooth Fairy' line from the trailer). Then from downstairs (off-screen) you hear a man and a woman arguing really loudly and than you hear the man beating the shit out of her. The girl starts to quietly cry.
The Rock gets pissed and is about to go down to save the day, but he gets fairy-magic-summoned back to Fairyland and is pretty much told that he can't interfere in the lives of humans, or there would be consequences. He doesn't take that, and there is a pseudo fight/escape from fairyland and he gets back to Earth. He's kind of on the run now, and can't use his powers or they'll be able to find him.
He goes back to the little girl's house, and the dad (fucking big guy) is drunk and about to head up to the girl's room to do something (beat her?). Rock appears, and they fight. Its like something out of the Rundown....but with fairy powers. Shit is being broken, and the Rock is flying around dodging being. The bad dad pulls a gun, and shit kind of gets real. The Rock is able to use flying and a combination of fairy magic to deflect/dodge bullets.
Julie Andrews' character (like...queen of the tooth fairies?) gets a lock on the Rock's magic signal and pulls the plug on his magic.
The Rock drops to the ground, stands back up and is immediately shot. He goes down, doesn't get back up.
All the commotion and gunshots had gotten the police's attention and they storm the place and take down the bad dad. The mom is crying, and the daughter comes down and sees the dead Rock (who she knew was the Tooth Fairy) and just starts sobbing. Like...The Rock had made her believe in something amazing and magical when her life was nothing but shit and then (indirectly, I guess) gotten her horrible father taken out of the picture, so she could be happy. And as cliche and corny as it may sound, he also allowed her to be free to be a child and believe in fantasy even though her reality had been so bitter and awful.
It was insanely heartbreaking. I was crying. I did not expect the movie to turn down that path.
Okay what, I am not finding anything about this movie having any kind of depth like that at all.
Like Anti lovingly put it, it's fake.
Trust me, if it actually went down anything like that, it wouldn't have gotten such shit reviews.
Even George Lucas got good performances out of Ewan McGregor and Ian McDiarmid.
This post is a lie. A filthy lie.
If George Lucas ever got a good performance out of a paper bag, on the second release of the DVD he'd replace it with Jar Jar Binks and think it's a thousand times better.
saw a dude wearing a fedora in the computer lab the other day, arms like dying saplings, face like a dead child, playing runescape, did not give a fuck 2011
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Oh I understand this and I love him for it. No matter how awful the directing, writing or even character Dwayne Johnson will commit to being awesome.
I was a little disappointed when I found out it wasn't
Woah...
Hi-5 kamerade
I thought this was actually the plot for a second
it is a joke, right?
Right?
Damn
If only this were true
Steam
Seeing how mediocre his newer films are saddens me greatly, especially since they are tarnishing his career as a whole.
Also, Danny Elfman is probably my favorite musician, despite the fact that most of his newer soundtracks have been samey/not memorable and he's supposedly kind of an asshole in real life.
Next up, the remake of Silver Streak with Depp and Martin Lawrence in place of Wilder and Pryor.
Then, Blazing Saddles, once again with Depp in the Wilder role, and Will Smith replacing Cleavon Little.
The Oscars will pour from the sky...
Okay what, I am not finding anything about this movie having any kind of depth like that at all.
Like Anti lovingly put it, it's fake.
Trust me, if it actually went down anything like that, it wouldn't have gotten such shit reviews.
Steam
This post is a lie. A filthy lie.
If George Lucas ever got a good performance out of a paper bag, on the second release of the DVD he'd replace it with Jar Jar Binks and think it's a thousand times better.
Steam
Hargle Zoonga Bartle-Bugh!!!!
I'm not gonna vouch for McDiarmid, but Ewan McGregor was probably the best part about episodes II and III
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
Put the Zonugal costumes on the stormtroopers, and no one will even be able to notice there's something amiss
Steam
it's already back, thanks to the twats
who love Ed Hardy and stupid looking hats
One it's Charlie and the chocolate factory. They really did concentrate too much on depp.
Secondly it completely lacked the bits that when I was a kid, scared the shit out of me. The tunnel scene freaked me the funk out when I was five.
It was nice they had the technology to do the squirrel scene correctly though.
Satans..... hints.....
yeah but it was an adaptation of the book, not a remake
it had a lot less British ladies singing which is usually a plus
The people who are sporting a neck beard are the wrong people to be wearing a fedora.
It is pretty sweet.
It's also funny to see how sweaty the rock is in it.
Satans..... hints.....
wearing a fedora like it ain't no fuss