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Sunday morning [chat] is literal OMG FRASIER IS ON NETFLIX
Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.
There is actually a lesser known faction of vampires in Twilight who were all having sex when they were turned and now the men have erections they cannot satisfy and the women can no longer feel joy after the pleasure center in the brain was burned out.
There is a lesson of Mormonism in here someplace.
Wait, really?
If someone is farting right when they are turned into a Twilight Sparkle Vampire does that mean they're farting for the rest of eternity?
Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.
You have put way WAYYYYY too much thought into this.
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.
You have put way WAYYYYY too much thought into this.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.
Cock rings aren't that tight.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
There is actually a lesser known faction of vampires in Twilight who were all having sex when they were turned and now the men have erections they cannot satisfy and the women can no longer feel joy after the pleasure center in the brain was burned out.
There is a lesson of Mormonism in here someplace.
Wait, really?
If someone is farting right when they are turned into a Twilight Sparkle Vampire does that mean they're farting for the rest of eternity?
Yes.
I made it all up.
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
There is actually a lesser known faction of vampires in Twilight who were all having sex when they were turned and now the men have erections they cannot satisfy and the women can no longer feel joy after the pleasure center in the brain was burned out.
There is a lesson of Mormonism in here someplace.
Wait, really?
If someone is farting right when they are turned into a Twilight Sparkle Vampire does that mean they're farting for the rest of eternity?
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.
Cock rings aren't that tight.
That's why I added "very tightly". It would have to be a lot tighter than a normal, living-person's cock ring.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.
Cock rings aren't that tight.
That's why I added "very tightly". It would have to be a lot tighter than a normal, living-person's cock ring.
Just put a clamp on it.
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Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
So hungry.
I forgot to bring my lunch so I'm gonna have to go to the coffee shop on the ground flood and get a sandvich. A sandvich is $8.00 at this coffee shop.
Dammit.
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HenroidMexican kicked from Immigration ThreadCentrism is Racism :3Registered Userregular
Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.
Cock rings aren't that tight.
:shock:
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AriviaI Like A ChallengeEarth-1Registered Userregular
Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.
Cock rings aren't that tight.
That's why I added "very tightly". It would have to be a lot tighter than a normal, living-person's cock ring.
Just put a clamp on it.
You shoulda put a clamp on it / oh oh oh vampire cocks oh oh oh
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AriviaI Like A ChallengeEarth-1Registered Userregular
Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.
GIS lab took less time than I thought. Now to figure out the extra credit.
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
You, people with the knowledge. There's this slightly older Japanese physicist, but I cannot for the life of me remember his name. It is bothering the Boy and I to bits. Please, [chat], help us! You're our only hope.
You, people with the knowledge. There's this slightly older Japanese physicist, but I cannot for the life of me remember his name. It is bothering the Boy and I to bits. Please, [chat], help us! You're our only hope.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.
Cock rings aren't that tight.
:shock:
I've never worn one.
I figured but I keep forgetting those things exist.
You, people with the knowledge. There's this slightly older Japanese physicist, but I cannot for the life of me remember his name. It is bothering the Boy and I to bits. Please, [chat], help us! You're our only hope.
Can you maybe give us some info about him? Otherwise I'm just linking you to Wikipedia's "List of slightly older Japanese physicists" article.
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
You, people with the knowledge. There's this slightly older Japanese physicist, but I cannot for the life of me remember his name. It is bothering the Boy and I to bits. Please, [chat], help us! You're our only hope.
Can you maybe give us some info about him? Otherwise I'm just linking you to Wikipedia's "List of slightly older Japanese physicists" article.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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this show is amazing
Wait, really?
If someone is farting right when they are turned into a Twilight Sparkle Vampire does that mean they're farting for the rest of eternity?
You have put way WAYYYYY too much thought into this.
And and panel two. And all the email titles in panel three.
Where else would he put it?
― Marcus Aurelius
Path of Exile: themightypuck
Cock rings aren't that tight.
Yes.
They always fail their saving throws vs fire.
― Marcus Aurelius
Path of Exile: themightypuck
That's why I added "very tightly". It would have to be a lot tighter than a normal, living-person's cock ring.
Just put a clamp on it.
I forgot to bring my lunch so I'm gonna have to go to the coffee shop on the ground flood and get a sandvich. A sandvich is $8.00 at this coffee shop.
Dammit.
:shock:
You shoulda put a clamp on it / oh oh oh vampire cocks oh oh oh
I've never worn one.
In other news: NEEEEERDS!
Face Twit Rav Gram
Can you hear it calling?
― Marcus Aurelius
Path of Exile: themightypuck
But I had cold pizza for breakfast?
Face Twit Rav Gram
Sorr-ee.
Michio Kaku?
well, it was Sunday afternoon somewhere, right?
Nerd, I am going to get a basic pepperoni, I think.
I figured but I keep forgetting those things exist.
Can you maybe give us some info about him? Otherwise I'm just linking you to Wikipedia's "List of slightly older Japanese physicists" article.
I go to bed at midnight and fall asleep at 4. BEST OF BOTH WOR--
*snooooooore*
It is a true classic.
I'm pretty sure she's thinking of Michio Kaku.