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Sunday morning [chat] is literal OMG FRASIER IS ON NETFLIX

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited October 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I love that comic.

    Army of Two (thousand dollars ;)...

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    But it's Sunday Evening.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    oh my god the boxing ep of it's always sunny

    this show is amazing

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    is david mitchell riker

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    I am in a constant state of bummitude.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    There is actually a lesser known faction of vampires in Twilight who were all having sex when they were turned and now the men have erections they cannot satisfy and the women can no longer feel joy after the pleasure center in the brain was burned out.

    There is a lesson of Mormonism in here someplace.

    Wait, really?

    If someone is farting right when they are turned into a Twilight Sparkle Vampire does that mean they're farting for the rest of eternity?

  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Richy wrote:
    Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.


    You have put way WAYYYYY too much thought into this.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Sarksus wrote:
    I love that comic.

    Army of Two (thousand dollars ;)...

    And and panel two. And all the email titles in panel three.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    But it's Sunday Evening.
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.


    You have put way WAYYYYY too much thought into this.

    Where else would he put it?

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    I miss Always Sunny being freely available on hulu or netflix or whatever. I think hulu. Gone are the days :(

    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    Richy wrote:
    Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.

    Cock rings aren't that tight.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    There is actually a lesser known faction of vampires in Twilight who were all having sex when they were turned and now the men have erections they cannot satisfy and the women can no longer feel joy after the pleasure center in the brain was burned out.

    There is a lesson of Mormonism in here someplace.

    Wait, really?

    If someone is farting right when they are turned into a Twilight Sparkle Vampire does that mean they're farting for the rest of eternity?

    Yes.
    I made it all up.

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    There is actually a lesser known faction of vampires in Twilight who were all having sex when they were turned and now the men have erections they cannot satisfy and the women can no longer feel joy after the pleasure center in the brain was burned out.

    There is a lesson of Mormonism in here someplace.

    Wait, really?

    If someone is farting right when they are turned into a Twilight Sparkle Vampire does that mean they're farting for the rest of eternity?

    They always fail their saving throws vs fire.

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    I hope the 49ers win today although they will not.

    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Arivia wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.

    Cock rings aren't that tight.

    That's why I added "very tightly". It would have to be a lot tighter than a normal, living-person's cock ring.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Richy wrote:
    Arivia wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.

    Cock rings aren't that tight.

    That's why I added "very tightly". It would have to be a lot tighter than a normal, living-person's cock ring.

    Just put a clamp on it.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    So hungry.

    I forgot to bring my lunch so I'm gonna have to go to the coffee shop on the ground flood and get a sandvich. A sandvich is $8.00 at this coffee shop.

    Dammit.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Arivia wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.

    Cock rings aren't that tight.

    :shock:

  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Arivia wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.

    Cock rings aren't that tight.

    That's why I added "very tightly". It would have to be a lot tighter than a normal, living-person's cock ring.

    Just put a clamp on it.

    You shoulda put a clamp on it / oh oh oh vampire cocks oh oh oh

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Arivia wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.

    Cock rings aren't that tight.

    :shock:

    I've never worn one. :p

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    I'm oddly proud of shifting the [chat] topic to the fluid dynamics of vampire erections.

    In other news: NEEEEERDS!

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    GIS lab took less time than I thought. Now to figure out the extra credit.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    You, people with the knowledge. There's this slightly older Japanese physicist, but I cannot for the life of me remember his name. It is bothering the Boy and I to bits. Please, [chat], help us! You're our only hope.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I think Sunday afternoon calls for pizza.

    Can you hear it calling?

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    I need to stop going to bed at 4. Go to bed on time or don't go at all, those are my options.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    I think Sunday afternoon calls for pizza.

    Can you hear it calling?
    what sort are you gonna get

  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    MMMM pizza and football
    and BEER!!!

    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    I think Sunday afternoon calls for pizza.

    Can you hear it calling?

    But I had cold pizza for breakfast?

  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    I need to stop going to bed at 4. Go to bed on time or don't go at all, those are my options.

    Sorr-ee.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    Passerbye wrote:
    You, people with the knowledge. There's this slightly older Japanese physicist, but I cannot for the life of me remember his name. It is bothering the Boy and I to bits. Please, [chat], help us! You're our only hope.

    Michio Kaku?

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Passerbye wrote:
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    I think Sunday afternoon calls for pizza.

    Can you hear it calling?

    But I had cold pizza for breakfast?

    well, it was Sunday afternoon somewhere, right?

    Nerd, I am going to get a basic pepperoni, I think.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Arivia wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Arivia wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.

    Cock rings aren't that tight.

    :shock:

    I've never worn one. :p

    I figured but I keep forgetting those things exist.

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Passerbye wrote:
    You, people with the knowledge. There's this slightly older Japanese physicist, but I cannot for the life of me remember his name. It is bothering the Boy and I to bits. Please, [chat], help us! You're our only hope.

    Can you maybe give us some info about him? Otherwise I'm just linking you to Wikipedia's "List of slightly older Japanese physicists" article.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    Arivia wrote:
    I need to stop going to bed at 4. Go to bed on time or don't go at all, those are my options.

    Sorr-ee.

    I go to bed at midnight and fall asleep at 4. BEST OF BOTH WOR--

    *snooooooore*

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    On Facebook, how do I get to a page that lists all my friends?

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Elki wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    I love that comic.

    Army of Two (thousand dollars ;)...

    And and panel two. And all the email titles in panel three.

    It is a true classic.

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    Richy wrote:
    Passerbye wrote:
    You, people with the knowledge. There's this slightly older Japanese physicist, but I cannot for the life of me remember his name. It is bothering the Boy and I to bits. Please, [chat], help us! You're our only hope.

    Can you maybe give us some info about him? Otherwise I'm just linking you to Wikipedia's "List of slightly older Japanese physicists" article.

    I'm pretty sure she's thinking of Michio Kaku.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Never mind.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am going to go with the Michio Kaku group. The guy is a blast to watch.

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