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I got a new job

ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
And it only happens to be the best job ever; barman at my old Hall of Residence. Now, this job basically consists of being paid far too much (close to £7 an hour) for entirely no work. The bar is rarely frequented by more than a handful of people on an average night. On Sundays I can close extra early plus I get paid double! There is basically about one night of real work every month or so, when there is a party in the Hall.

Basically this means I am finanacially secured until graduation and get a T shirt with my name on the back, sit around talking, drinking coke, watching TV.

My mum's response "Oh, good, well done. Don't piss around!"

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I thought that said "batman"

    I was like "what"

    But then I looked closer

    Good job though, anyway.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    I've always wanted to be a bartender. I think I will start looking into schools after I turn 21.

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The bartenders have to dress up for the themes of the hall parties, Jordyn. Batman is certainly a possibility.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I had an interview for a Catering company van driver/server

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    The bartenders have to dress up for the themes of the hall parties, Jordyn. Batman is certainly a possibility.

    excellent

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    The bartenders have to dress up for the themes of the hall parties, Jordyn. Batman is certainly a possibility.

    wicked

    fixed

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I thought it said batman too

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ferrets works with alcohol

    i'm right shocked

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I thought that said batman too

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Okay so today we've discovered that the majority of the forum considers the best career to be Batman.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I thought that said batman too


    it's because the penny arcade forums' floors are littered with more batman comics than empty beer bottles

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    what happened to spiderman?
    he could do whatever a spider could

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I thought that said "batman"

    I was like "what"

    But then I looked closer

    Good job though, anyway.

    I went through that exact same process.

    I would tend bar at a quiet place.

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So... I'm also running for a JCR position... librarian, in the Hall. Basically a no work job, but one I would still take sincerely and be the best I could at.

    Anyway, was a party tonight, apparently I have offended one of my opponents by telling her 'I shall run you down and sacrifice you to the rat Gods'. I only meant it in the most sporting way, she is being silly. Fucking Welsh. She looks like a ginger Vulcan too.

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    I've always wanted to be a bartender. I think I will start looking into schools after I turn 21.

    you only have to be 18 to be a bartender

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I got a raise today.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Grats Cal, Ferret.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    haha that was terrible filler

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    get a job

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That was home movies. For people who claim to like it, no one remembers some of the funniest shit.

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    everyone's starting to tell me I should start bartending
    probably because I'm the only one that actually makes drinks aside from rum and cokes when I'm at parties

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Guys I got a job being awesome

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    That was home movies. For people who claim to like it, no one remembers some of the funniest shit.

    Man, I recognized it.

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  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm leaving for a blind date (sort of) in a few minutes. Quick, someone tell me all the cheesy pick up lines you know!

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I knew they're was a reason I liked you.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Have you ever tried the Home Movies drinking game?

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I haven't and I expected you to gobble my bait, but you didn't.

    What is it?

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Have you ever tried the Home Movies drinking game?

    what explain

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't remember all the rules, but the killer one was "Drink every time someone says a character's name."

    That rule alone will put you in the ground.

    It's an easter egg on the first DVD set.

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