Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

ThreeCubed

mully wrote:

unless it comes with a receipt and i can exchange it for something a little nicer

i should mention: I ALSO ALREADY HAVE THE FLU SHOT

WHAT THE FLYING FECES.

Apparently you got the placebo shot.

Marth

I love how my wishlist clearly reflects the binges I went on. The World Ends With You, then Mass Effect stuff, suddenly Lego sets.

mully

yeah, mine is art books, art things, then kitchen supplies

Sweeney Tom

Mine consists entirely of shirts/clothes/fashion, movies/TV shows, video games, and books (crime and humor)

Okami

mine is a big mish-mash of things

mostly nerdy entertainment based things and a smattering of things that would actually provide some use around the household

Garlic Bread

godmode wrote: »

I have done no work on my wishlisting. Need to get on that.

I wonder if I can...hmmm...yes I can

Marth

Keith wrote:

godmode wrote: »

I have done no work on my wishlisting. Need to get on that.

I wonder if I can...hmmm...yes I can

All I want for Christmas

is you

Sweeney Tom

Hahhahahahahahhaha

Tox

Keith wrote:

godmode wrote: »

I have done no work on my wishlisting. Need to get on that.

I wonder if I can...hmmm...yes I can

Holy shit!

Kwoaru

I'm working on filling out my amazon wishlist so I can post it in addition to the shitty little ideas post I made and I have found that I am bad at non-impulse purchases

I should carry a little notepad so when I think of something I want I can write it down and add it to the list

godmode

Keith wrote:

godmode wrote: »

I have done no work on my wishlisting. Need to get on that.

I wonder if I can...hmmm...yes I can

Hahaha makes me feel special

neville

Sweeney Tom wrote:

Mine consists entirely of shirts/clothes/fashion, movies/TV shows, video games, and books (crime and humor)

Future Velvet Mafia

Garlic Bread

godmode wrote: »

Keith wrote:

godmode wrote: »

I have done no work on my wishlisting. Need to get on that.

I wonder if I can...hmmm...yes I can

Hahaha makes me feel special

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5VQV8jTl5Q

zucchini

gotta put together a wishlist since flannel lined jeans that arent for dads is a lost cause

BusterK

Keith wrote:

godmode wrote: »

I have done no work on my wishlisting. Need to get on that.

I wonder if I can...hmmm...yes I can

Keith you are a Mad Genius

Blake T

There are now a fair few cookbooks on my wishlist.

Bucketman

Dear satan: when I am done I will have multiple wish lists, feel free to grab stuff off those our just get me whatever if you think of something clever. I like fun things that are clever.

Blake T

Is that why you like me bucketman?

Vivixenne

baby you know that the Kindle Touch won't work in Australia, right?

BEAST!

dear satan

i am drunk

ThreeCubed

BEAST! wrote:

dear satan

i am drunk

On power?

godmode

Vivixenne wrote:

baby you know that the Kindle Touch won't work in Australia, right?

Shouldn't it work with the USB connection and the direct download from the Amazon site through your computer?

ThreeCubed

Keith wrote:

godmode wrote: »

I have done no work on my wishlisting. Need to get on that.

I wonder if I can...hmmm...yes I can

AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

How much are you charging, @Godmode? Is this a bid war or first come first serve?

godmode

Margarazzi wrote:

Keith wrote:

godmode wrote: »

I have done no work on my wishlisting. Need to get on that.

I wonder if I can...hmmm...yes I can

AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

How much are you charging, @Godmode? Is this a bid war or first come first serve?

I suppose that depends! What kind of offer are we talking?

Garlic Bread

oh

oh I see how it is

godmode

I am a businessman, Keith.

And I've got a credit card to pay off.

And a car.

And rent.

But you know they mean nothing to me!

Marth

My god.



It looks nothing like him. But...

I must have it.

Marth

http://shop.houstontexans.com/Houston_Texans/Houston_Texans__Number_8_Matt_Schaub_Player_Bust

Your friends and family consider you to be the ultimate Matt Schaub buff. You’ve amassed several Texans #8 football tees and jerseys, numerous commemorative player plaques and quite a few genuine hand-signed items. In other words, you surpass every comparable Schaub fan by far. Adorn your Schaub memorial with this life-like player bust! Crafted through the skillful work of professional artisans, this patented Museum-quality sculpture is incredibly detailed with Matt's striking facial features and is highlighted by hand-painted team colors. It also sits atop a heavy-duty bronze-tone stand with his name, player number and the Houston Texans' team name and logo. This chiseled NFL statue also comes complete with a Certificate of Authenticity so you can prove to all other admirers that they can’t compete with you and your robust Schaub collection!

Matt's striking facial features

ThreeCubed

Marth wrote:

My god.



It looks nothing like him. But...

I must have it.

But he's not making A FACE

Marth

Margarazzi wrote:

Marth wrote:

My god.



It looks nothing like him. But...

I must have it.

But he's not making A FACE

it's a goddamn SCULPTURE of Matt Schaub.

I am resisting the urge to buy one for every room in my apartment.

ThreeCubed

godmode wrote:

Margarazzi wrote:

Keith wrote:

godmode wrote: »

I have done no work on my wishlisting. Need to get on that.

I wonder if I can...hmmm...yes I can

AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

How much are you charging, @Godmode? Is this a bid war or first come first serve?

I suppose that depends! What kind of offer are we talking?

Uh. I can offer you eclairs from scratch.

And Hot Wheels, lots of those.

And a back massage.

Yes: eclairs, Hot Wheels, and back massages.

Sorry, I just gave all of my money to the car doctor to keep it alive.

godmode

Margarazzi wrote:

godmode wrote:

Margarazzi wrote:

Keith wrote:

godmode wrote: »

I have done no work on my wishlisting. Need to get on that.

I wonder if I can...hmmm...yes I can

AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

How much are you charging, @Godmode? Is this a bid war or first come first serve?

I suppose that depends! What kind of offer are we talking?

Uh. I can offer you eclairs from scratch.

And Hot Wheels, lots of those.

And a back massage.

Yes: eclairs, Hot Wheels, and back massages.

Sorry, I just gave all of my money to the car doctor to keep it alive.

@Keith: Counter-offer?

Garlic Bread

godmode wrote: »

Margarazzi wrote:

godmode wrote:

Margarazzi wrote:

Keith wrote:

godmode wrote: »

I have done no work on my wishlisting. Need to get on that.

I wonder if I can...hmmm...yes I can

AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

How much are you charging, @Godmode? Is this a bid war or first come first serve?

I suppose that depends! What kind of offer are we talking?

Uh. I can offer you eclairs from scratch.

And Hot Wheels, lots of those.

And a back massage.

Yes: eclairs, Hot Wheels, and back massages.

Sorry, I just gave all of my money to the car doctor to keep it alive.

@Keith: Counter-offer?

I will buy you a garden, where your flowers can grow. I will buy you a new car; perfect, shiny, and new. I will buy you that big house way up in the West Hills.

Kusuguttai

yeah mists of pandera basically sold me on getting back into wow
i've been wanting panderan monks for two expansions
and they're NEUTRAL (until level 10)

the monk tanks are DRUNKEN FIST MASTERS

ThreeCubed

Yeah, well, I'd buy you a house, I'd buy you furniture for your house. I'd buy you a K-car. I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel). I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu). I'd buy you John Merrick's remains. I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel). I'd buy you some art. I'd buy you a monkey. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Keith is going to win this, though, with his charming good looks. Bid withdrawn.

Garlic Bread

Margarazzi wrote: »

Keith is going to win this, though, with his charming good looks. Bid withdrawn.

Don't trust Margarazzi. She lies

HallowedFaith

Has anyone asked for a Job yet?

Garlic Bread

yeah it's in my post

ThreeCubed

Funny, I asked for health insurance. Or it was in there at one time. I think I removed it to make it a little more uplifting. I was worried it came off sounding pitiful.

I don't want presents out of pity.

I was presents out of guilt!


or sexual attraction

Donovan Puppyfucker

Keith wrote:

godmode wrote: »

I have done no work on my wishlisting. Need to get on that.

I wonder if I can...hmmm...yes I can

Priority: Highest

Redfenix is going to feel rejected, Keith.