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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I just bought a box of those! Gotta eat some.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    NOT REESE'S


    REESE'S PUFFS CEREAL!

    A CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER EXPLOSION

    All you need is Lemonade and that's an R Kelly special

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    Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    Dear Satan,

    My Amazon wishlist is in my sig, but don't feel bound by it. Home made artsy/craftsy stuff is very much appreciated. If you feel the need to send clothes I am a rather large fellow so 3x if 4x isn't available. I wear 10.5 shoes.

    -RDM

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    I just ordered a gift for my best friend off Think Geek. 30 minutes later, I realized I'm a stupid person who should have waited until I received my Satanee because a lot of us have TG stuff on our wishlist.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Yes, whenever you can bulk together some stuff from ThinkGeek it's always better.

    Their shipping costs are just ugly.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    So I originally had this on my wishlist until I realise my new car's brake configuration wouldn't work with it.

    So instead I just bought this.

    And now I have found these, which, to be honest, I really don't need.

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    Aww shit, I can't believe I missed the signups this year. Oh well, next year I suppose. Have fun you crazies.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    And now I have found these, which, to be honest, I really don't need.

    Aaand added.

    Also man, how did I almost forget Gatsby hair wax. That's damn well mandatory for me to have on my wishlist.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I don't think they can ship blades to Australia Julian.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I know.

    But I just wanted to add it anyway.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2011
    whooo

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2011
    oooops

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Keith, buddy, wrong thread.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    oh holy crap how did that happen

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    hahaha

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Well, it is a fairly general statement.

    And whoever gets Keith could buy him a Fleshlight.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    :whistle:

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Well, it is a fairly general statement.

    And whoever gets Keith could buy him a Fleshlight.

    What are we? Mr. Money Bags? Thems expensive!

    Uh, so I hear.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Feeling crafty? Roll up some tube socks, rubber band them together, line the inside of the tube shape with plastic, include some lube, and it's basically the same thing!

    ...or so I hear...

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I've only got ankle socks

    ..."fortunately" they're still good enough

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    squall there is a messenger bag on your wish list

    what's going on squall you already have a messenger bag

    you're breaking my heart squall

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Aww shit, I can't believe I missed the signups this year. Oh well, next year I suppose. Have fun you crazies.
    Oh no! No worries, you can send me stuff again this year. You know, if it makes you happy.

    Seriously though, you were a great Santa.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I never did get around to doing this

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Kwoaru wrote:
    squall there is a messenger bag on your wish list

    what's going on squall you already have a messenger bag

    you're breaking my heart squall

    i need to have my cup runneth over with messenger bags

    i still use my timbuk2 bag all of the time! i just thought the burlap medic bag looked neat and is pretty dang cheap

    e aw dangit rachel

    Squall on
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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Plut... there are now three of you.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    i was just about to post that

    damn it margarazzi

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Damn me, indeed.

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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Dear Satan,

    Just a few bits to accompany my Amazon and steam wish lists. I own a Wii, 360, and PS3 (no to mention a plethora of older consoles and handhelds), and I have a pretty badass computer so in terms of gaming it's pretty easy to find something for me. So easy in fact, more than likely the big holiday releases will already be in my possession by my birthday at the end of November. That being said I'm reasonably certain that I won't be getting Uncharted 3 or AC:R until early next year so those are probably safe bets.

    Beside the video gaming relam, I'm a giant dork (IT Specialist) so anything in that relam is generally something I'll appreciate (gaming culture, linux and SQL jokes, etc.) I love Doctor Who (old and new) so that's always fair game (I own or have access to all the post 2005 episodes though.) I'm a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys and a diehard FSU football fan (season tickets, booster, etc.) so sportswise those are a good way to go. In particular though it wouldn't be for me but rather my wife a large Jason Witten Jersey would be pretty awesome for her (I can never seem to find one.) As for my own shirt size it's Large. I don't watch many DVDs (love movies but I stream netflix or go to it in theaters.)

    I am fond of a wide range of music, bands like Mumford & Sons, In Flames, Unearth, Ignite, Rise Against as a general idea about what I'm in to (I own all In Flames albums by the way, ALL OF THEM.) I have an iPad and and iPhone 4S so iTunes route is always pretty solid both for music and apps. Anyways, regardless what you get me you are awesome Secret Satan and I'm sure I'll like whatever I get! <3

    P.S.
    I'm very fond of RPG video games and I'm very fond of beer and scotch however I'm a bit of a snob when it comes to both so as a general rule of thumb, single-barrel scotch the older the better and for beer, IPAs, APAs, Stouts, and Irish Reds are generally a good place to look. If you need help in terms of what is good beer check out http://beeradvocate.com/. Cheers!

    Blackhawk1313 on
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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    My body is ready for more Sataning. I already have a G&T Santee so I have to work on that.

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    'Tis the season to open your hearts. To Satan.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    I'm nervous but excited.

    What if I get someone I don't know?
    What if I get someone I DO know and have built a shrine of!!?
    What if I get my arch enemy?!?

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    if you get someone you dont know, congrats, you are going to get to know someone new!

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    if it's someone you have a shrine of, send them back those blood and hair samples you took, they probably need it!

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I kind of hope I split the difference. I hope that either I know my satan, but don't know who got me, or vice versa. This way I can make a new friend, and still have a gift-exchange experience with an established friend, as well.

    Although I don't yet consider many SE'ers friends. haven't really gotten to know but a few of you well enough.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    if you get someone you dont know, congrats, you are going to get to stalk someone new!

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Aww man, I forgot to liquor up and bribe @neville on Friday for a good Satan... :x

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Bogey wrote:
    Aww man, I forgot to liquor up and bribe @neville on Friday for a good Satan... :x

    I'll find the best lurker for you, don't worry.
    8-)

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    I'm nervous but excited.

    What if I get someone I don't know?
    What if I get someone I DO know and have built a shrine of!!?
    What if I get my arch enemy?!?

    if you get me I accept sexual favors and nudity.

    keep it classy though. light a candle.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    There are certainly some folks I would love to get but I ain't gonna be picky come this here thingy.

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