Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    lost salient, send me the most hilarious misrepresentation of america you can find in korea

    I know there has to be something

    There's probably a lot of things, honestly!

    I'll keep my eyes peeled and send you something at the first opportunity.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    TLB your present will all be in grams and the package will be measured by centimetres. Inside you'll find a treasure map and all the directions will tell you to head several metres north, fifteen kilometres west and dig up twelve kilograms worth of dirt to reach your prize.
    It will be an exquisite painting of Bronson holding up a Soviet flag.

    Gatsby on
  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Korean candy pretty much sucks so it's only good to send people as a joke

    "Ha ha! This is what you could be eating in a pinch! Tiny dried fish and some peanuts!"

    You sent me some last year, and it was delicious! (Although I did giggle quite badly as I was eating it.)

    Yes, it appears that some people quite enjoy the dried-fish-and-nut side of snacking! (Glad you liked the snacks, though, seriously.)

    I really did. Feel free to have me as your Satanee any time! :)

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote:
    TLB your present will all be in grams and the package will be measured by centimeters. Inside you'll find a treasure map and all the directions will tell you to head several meters north, fifteen kilometers west and dig up twelve kilograms worth of dirt to reach your prize.
    It will be an exquisite painting of Bronson holding up a Soviet flag.

    god damn you

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote:
    TLB your present will all be in grams and the package will be measured by centimeters. Inside you'll find a treasure map and all the directions will tell you to head several meters north, fifteen kilometers west and dig up twelve kilograms worth of dirt to reach your prize.
    It will be an exquisite painting of Bronson holding up a Soviet flag.

    Woah what?

    Whatmeters?

    We are supposed to use SI units to upset tlb there. Not those crazy imperial things.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Only use cubits.

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    DrZiplock wrote:
    ceres wrote:
    I live not very far from Hershey.

    When I think of Hershey, I think of Kisses.

    And blood, but that's a different story.

    Should have come when we got everyone together for the HersheyPAX a few years ago.

    But nooooooo...

    There was a HersheyPAX? D:

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I've been to Hershey before. Nice place. Smells lke chocolate.

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    ceres wrote:
    DrZiplock wrote:
    ceres wrote:
    I live not very far from Hershey.

    When I think of Hershey, I think of Kisses.

    And blood, but that's a different story.

    Should have come when we got everyone together for the HersheyPAX a few years ago.

    But nooooooo...

    There was a HersheyPAX? D:

    Yep! We went and rode rollercoasters and drank beer and watched Rocky I-IV and annoyed Zip's cats with Nerf

    It was fun :)

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    You know what should happen? That again.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Gatsby wrote:
    TLB your present will all be in grams and the package will be measured by centimeters. Inside you'll find a treasure map and all the directions will tell you to head several meters north, fifteen kilometers west and dig up twelve kilograms worth of dirt to reach your prize.
    It will be an exquisite painting of Bronson holding up a Soviet flag.

    Woah what?

    Whatmeters?

    We are supposed to use SI units to upset tlb there. Not those crazy imperial things.

    You're an engineer, so everything is in millimetres. Just be glad he didn't say decimetres...

  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Every day:

    Blake, give me some Tim Tams! (And not pictures of Tim Tams either.)

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    I have a suggestion for TLB's Satan, should he or she chose to contact me.

  • SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    Secret Satan's makes coming home after work even more exciting.

  • dougyfreshdougyfresh Registered User regular
    Just picked up a bunch a bunch of overtime. I did it for YOU my satanee. Also because I'm addicted to money, but mostly for you.

    Do you think most people would rather get a variety of less pricey gifts, or just one really awesome gift? I'm trying to make my decisions without going too crazy far over budget but I dunno how to best dole out the dough.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    It's dependent, but hitting a few less pricey gifts allows you to space it out and keep your satanee guessing, which I find to be part of the fun.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    There's something to be said for opening a box full of stuff.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    every year I have gotten something completely radical

    satans is my favorite thing

    ps: I will be wearing my luchador mask as I open any satans presents this year

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Make sure there are pics of that

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS'A ME

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    I just bought myself an early Christmas present.

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    Dear Satan, if you bought me a mandolin, then I am dreadfully sorry. Maybe a banjo instead? Twelve string guitar? Big ol' stand up bass?

    Or a movie or two from my wishlist. I'm not picky.

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    A friendly letter would suffice.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    dear marcus' satan:

    buy him a sitar

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Dear red M&M

    I like your beard.

    Have a great day.

    Love Blake.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    My brother gave me his old Mandolin a week or two ago, Marcus.

    I thought maybe I could tune it like a double string ukulele

    dude my fingers are way too fat for this instrument.

  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    I just bought myself an early Christmas present.

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    Dear Satan, if you bought me a mandolin, then I am dreadfully sorry. Maybe a banjo instead? Twelve string guitar? Big ol' stand up bass?

    Or a movie or two from my wishlist. I'm not picky.

    Dear Satan buy me this please.

    Or actually the bolded one. Yeah get me one of those.

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    A sitar would be sick.

    And yeah pipe, it's a tricky one to play. I'm used to guitar and bass where the strings are relatively far apart, so I don't actually use the very tips of my fingers, but with the mandolin I really have to hook them around and it fucking hurts.

    I've been jamming away for a solid day now and it's getting better though. Not the pain, but my finger positioning. The pain is only getting worse, but the notes are sounding cleaner!

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    A mandolin would be fantastic.

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    Also, the tuning is all screwy. Like a violin, I'm told.

    GDAE

    Or, God Damn Ass Eaters.

  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Getting Marcus a keytar.

  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    Ruby got me a mandolin for last year's secret satan! I have big hands to chords are funny on the thing

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Getting Marcus a keytar.

    I'd just make laser sounds all day.

    pew zzzfffoooo zweeweeweewee

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Someone get someone a Theremin! Cmon!!

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    Get me that thing Peter Frampton uses.

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Legba wrote:
    Getting Marcus a keytar.

    I'd just make laser sounds all day.

    pew zzzfffoooo zweeweeweewee

    By the time I'm done with you, you'll have every -tar.

    Legba on
  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    Getting Marcus a keytar.

    I'd just make laser sounds all day.

    pew zzzfffoooo zweeweeweewee

    By the time I'm done with you, you'll have every -tar.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    I want a ukulele

    And a mandolin

    And the time to learn how to play them!

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Marth wrote: »
    Get me that thing Peter Frampton uses.

    Talk box! Woo!

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