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[mini] Phalla Club- I am Jack's Temporary Thread

lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correctMove to New ZealandRegistered User regular
edited October 2011 in Critical Failures
Gentleman, welcome to Phalla Club.

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The first rule of Phalla Club is 'You don't talk about Phalla club'

The second rule of Phalla club is 'You do not talk about Phalla club'

Third rule of Phalla Club: Once you're dead, you stop talking. This means no posting, PMing or proboarding.

Fourth rule, no anonymous contact between players.

Fifth rule, no screenshotting or direct quoting of anything I send to you.

Sixth rule, You must make a minimum of 2 posts and 1 vote each day, to avoid being considered inactive and replaced.

Seventh rule, vote close will be at 4pm Australian EST (I believe this is 1am for the east coast of the US)

The 8th and final rule...If you sign up in Limegreen, you have to play..

This is an expirmental miniphalla for up to 30 people based on the film 'Fight Club'. It is not required that you've seen the film but as this is, for the most part, a hidden mechanics game, those who've seen the film may have a small advantage.

I'm not going to be enforcing any rules on spoilers (and may even spoil some things myself). If you're planning to see the film soon either watch it right now or maybe give this game a miss.

For convenience sake, if you want to PM me individually, please reply to your role PM. It makes it easier if i have one PM strand from each player. Additionally, i realise that vote close may be too late for some people to stay up to. If you need to relay a message post vote-close but prior to narration, you can PM me the message and i will relay it ,in your name, prior to narration for you.

Player List


7. Capfalcon
21.Wildcat
23.Corvidae
24.Schuss
28.Kuhlmeye



Day One

Kime, Villager - Vote
stever777, Robert Paulson - Shot
Phyphor, Villager - Shot
Cythraul, Chloe - Embraced death



Day Two


jdarksun-Villager-Shot
Spoit- The Narrator-Killed Himself

Langly- Tyler Durden- killed by the narrator
Alegis-Villager-Exploded


Day Three
LoserForHireX, Raymond K Hessel -Vote(LoserForHireX, Raymond K Hessel -Vote)
lonelyahava, Villager - More vote
sxxf, Spacemonkey - This is why we can't have nice things(vote)
B:L, Villager(indelible bulk) - Exploded


Day Four
Cayrus, Villager - Vote
Segatai, Villager - Exploded


Day Five
Lucedes, Project Mayhem Member - Got scared(vote)
ThatDaveFella, Villager- Ran away (vote)
Flarne, Project Mayhem Member - Picked an unfortunate fight
Mr Defecation, Villager - Exploded


Day Six
Void Slayer, Project Mayhem member - Vote
The Anonymous, Marla Singer - Exploded
Egos, Villager - Exploded


Day Seven
Bobcesca, villager - Vote
Jackisreal, Detective Stern - Exploded

Slym, Project Mayhem member - Exploded
Bedlam, Spacemonkey - Exploded


Narrations
Night 0
Night 1
Night 2
Night 3
Night 4
Night 5
Night 6
Night 7


Villager Role PM
You're not how much money you've got in the bank...You're not your job...You're not your family, and you're not who you tell yourself...
You're not your name...You're not your problems...You're not your age....You are not your hopes...
You are not the contents of your wallet and you are not your fucking Khakis...
You are not special...
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake...You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else rotting in the same compost pile.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

And you are becomming...very...pissed...off.

Win Condition: Remove from the city, those who would threaten your liberty and seek to subvert your intentions.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Ahava is now the host of this game.

    Ladies and gentlemen...brace yourselves.

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    like you would care.

    it's not like you played the last time i was host.

    *glare*


    besides, somebody else was kind enough to do this for me, figured I would return the favor.

  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    sooo.... the word on the street is langley got the vote......?

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    i believe that was the last spreadsheet count.

    langly was up 2

  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Looks like Spoit's reveal broke the thread, good job.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    like you would care.

    it's not like you played the last time i was host.

    *glare*


    besides, somebody else was kind enough to do this for me, figured I would return the favor.
    Aw come on, you know I'm only kidding. :P

  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    Night 2
    ..."I know what the mayor said...i'll handle it..." The chief put slammed down the phone, visably angry at being talked down to. He called two officers into to him. "I've got the word from the higher ups. I want you to arrest this 'Tyler Durden' fellow... Apparently he's the leader of this underground gang..."

    On the way to the address given, their radio put out a call for a possible body found. Apparently someone had shot a local madman as he was boarding the subway. Eyewitness reports that the man had been muttering to himself constantly and looked scared for his life. Rightly so, apparently as a man in a red jacket and glasses had shot him through the train doors and left. It had been deemed inefficient to stop the train, so carriage 6 was now cordened off and a mobile crime scene.

    ...*knock*"The chief opened his door..."Tyler Durden...Please to meet you"... The two previously addressed officers walked in behind him... "You fools, i told you to arrest him, not bring him to me." Two more officers entered the room, and then two more..."Grab him"...Suddenly the chief was being pinned horizontally on his desk by six of his officers..."Now you're gonna listen to me and you're gonna listen very carefully...You are going to call off any investigation of the underground gangs...Declare them taken down or whatever you have to...The people you are after are the people you depend on...We cook you meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we keep your streets safe and guard you while you sleep....Do not fuck with us..."The officers released him and closed the door after leaving, but not before adding "Oh and we might be a little late into work on monday"..

    You were sitting on a half broken chair in a abandoned office building. It overlooked the penthouse suite where the mayor's son was staying. "Its getting exciting now". You we're snapped out of your reverie by his smooth voice...
    "No Tyler, i don't want this...it's not right.. we shouldn't be killing people"...
    "We have to send the mayor a message...That we can't be put down anymore..They get rich on powerful off of our hard work and then when we try to bring a little change to that order they've so cleverly exploited, they try and shut us down? Doesn't really seem fair now does it?"
    "You're a voice in my head."
    "You're a voice in mine."
    "You're a hallucination, why can't i get rid of you"
    "You need me"
    "No i don't, i really don't anymore. So please, i'm begging you, please call it off."
    "It's already done, so shut up..."
    "No..I can figure this out, it isn't real... This isn't real..The gun isn't in your hand, it's in my hand.."
    "Hey good for you, doesn't change a thing...Now why would you want to go and put a gun to your head for.."
    "Not my head Tyler.. our head..."
    Those were the last words spoken before brains belonging to each of them became wallpaper.

    Shortly thereafter the mayor's son was sitting in his bedroom...Alone...Crying...Staring at posters of his lost love...Sparrows everywhere..."Oh Simone...Q" were the last words he uttered before a crude explosive hidden under his bed vaporised everything in the room and blew out the windows and some sections of drywall.

    The Dead.

    Jdarksun, Villager - Shot
    Spoit, The narrator - Killed himself
    Langly, Tyler Durden - Killed by the narrator
    Alegis, Villager - Exploded

  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    PMs are out..If you were expecting one and didn't get one, hit me up..

    I see Ahava has volunteered to edit the updated playerlist and links to narration into the OP. <3

    Since this is so late, I can extend the day if needed, but doI don't really imagine I need to do I?

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Since this is so late, I can extend the day if needed, but doI don't really imagine I need to do I?
    Nah.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    So, the old thread went strange.

    Also, yay, a red name has appeared!

  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    Here's another! !BobCesca

  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    PS: only a joke vote. I'll change it later.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    :cry:

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    haha whoever volunteered langly for lynching had it spot on!

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Um, doesn't the Narrator knowing they're the Narrator sort of defeat the purpose of them being the Narrator?

  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote:
    :cry:
    Rainbow_Dash_Pinkie_Pie_hugs-n1307142455904.png

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Wldcat

    There is no room for ponies (or bronies) in fight club.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Wildcat even.

  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    Oh you big meanie, turn that tentacled frown upside down!

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Wildcat wrote:
    BobCesca wrote:
    :cry:
    Rainbow_Dash_Pinkie_Pie_hugs-n1307142455904.png

    Ok. Totally creeped out now...

    !Wildcat

    (also, I really hope there is something more to go on than creepy ponies in the next few hours...have to drive up to the in-laws so won't be about most of the evening)

  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    Wildcat wrote:
    Oh you big meanie, turn that tentacled frown upside down!

    i uh

    i don't think that would look good at all, actually

  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    the other thread really did turn!
    what is it even doing?

    in any case, Bobcesca.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Man, this sucks. Obviously actually posting means getting voted for. Or being in the wrong time zone. One or the other.

    I am total village, btw. A vote for me is a total waste of a vote.

  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    Ahava for being so evil.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Wildcat wrote:
    Oh you big meanie, turn that tentacled frown upside down!
    EN4WY.jpg

    Baby look pretty now, mama? Baby look pretty now?

  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Yay!
    BobCesca wrote:
    Wildcat wrote:
    BobCesca wrote:
    :cry:
    Rainbow_Dash_Pinkie_Pie_hugs-n1307142455904.png

    Ok. Totally creeped out now...

    !Wildcat

    (also, I really hope there is something more to go on than creepy ponies in the next few hours...have to drive up to the in-laws so won't be about most of the evening)
    Sorry if you found it creepy, it was the best hugging pic I could find on short notice.

    Wildcat on
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Wait a second, we have two days of shenanigans involving a mafia member and we're voting for bob why?

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  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    Gonna have to look to see who else participated in said shenanigans....

    So why did spoit kill himself?

  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    haha whoever volunteered langly for lynching had it spot on!

    I'll try and grudge more often apparently

    PSN SeGaTai
  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Spoit killed himself to kill Langly.

    Which is ironic because Langly was going to die anyway.

    Cayrus on
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    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote:
    Wait a second, we have two days of shenanigans involving a mafia member and we're voting for bob why?
    !BOBCESCA

    BuLk VOTES HOWEVER HE PLEASES

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE

  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    Do we have any reasons for either of the bobcesca or wildcat wagons?

  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    OH YEA AHAVA

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Eh, ahava voted for langly the first time the vote was tied.

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  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    Does anyone have a spreadsheet with all the vote changes?

    Placeholding ahava until I get out of class and can do more research.

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    Mr. D

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    corvidae wrote:
    Do we have any reasons for either of the bobcesca or wildcat wagons?

    Apparently they hate hugs and / or bronyhood. I just don't understand it!

  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    Wildcat wrote:

    Apparently they hate hugs and / or bronyhood. I just don't understand it!

    Well, I don't want anybody to get the impression I support hugs and bronyhood, but I was hoping for a more valid reason...


    Placeholder....]ahava

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    how the hell did I end up being the placeholder?


    'oohhh she did shenanigans on night one'

    to save kime.

    and to kill langly.

    bah, forget it.

    also, Op is updated.

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