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[mini] Phalla Club- I am Jack's Temporary Thread

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    corvidae wrote:
    void slayerl.....

    although, heads up losers, kuhlmeye is also totally mafia.....

    I already said that!

    God!

    It's almost like you're completely ignoring me!

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Unfortunately his colleagues and friends couldn't tell the difference between gradual release and an explosion...
    He was always yelling all the time :(

    An aside I think it's interesting to point out that schuss and flarne were the only two up till now that were on the langly wagons and had been left alone. They basically followed a similar pattern. Only thing is if you think Langly was sincerely trying here or if it was just an attempt to mislead.

    I know he has already been brought up as suspect, but I thought it might be helpful.

    Egos on
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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    thankfully, i am too dead to worry any longer.

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    I think it should be noted I was asking Mr. D for a reason why he should NOT be blown up and to defend himself in the thread.

    It actually worked too! Mr. D should have been saved!

    Really I am confused with what happened, Flarne should have been blown up last night.

    I wasn't really calling a kill, I just kinda knew where it was gonna land even if I had no control over it...

    Are you guys forgetting I found the space monkey? Ingrates.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Unfortunately all of this happened in front of one of the city's finest...

    Less fortunate things have happened in-front of them.
    I think it should be noted I was asking Mr. D for a reason why he should NOT be blown up and to defend himself in the thread.

    It actually worked too! Mr. D should have been saved!

    Really I am confused with what happened, Flarne should have been blown up last night.

    I wasn't really calling a kill, I just kinda knew where it was gonna land even if I had no control over it...

    Are you guys forgetting I found the space monkey? Ingrates.

    Why would the Project Mayhem guys blow up their own? And how did you know where it was gonna land.

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    I'm not part of Project Mayhem and I don't know what is. All I know is who they are voting to target with the bombings.

    I think that someone or something is continuing to recruit people to project mayhem, but my objective is still to stop this madness. Even if I have been converted without my knowledge it has not changed my win condition and that I am part of the village.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    edit: reading comprehension iz gud

    jackisreal on
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Flarne wrote:
    You're a dick, Corv. Now let's see what happens.
    Flarne, Project Mayhem Member - Picked an unfortunate fight

    Safe to say murder is what happens?

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Say wait, that mean corvidal is a member of mayhem! Yeah seriously don't insult people.

    I will die for this but it will be a good death.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    I said it before, you are all dumb losers ... This is fight club... You are supposed to start fights...

    I'm off to fistfight god now .

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    I don't know, !SLym because I feel like it.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    Void slayer to prevent shenanigns that the village appears to be enjoying so much.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    corvidae wrote:
    I said it before, you are all dumb losers ... This is fight club... You are supposed to start fights...

    I'm off to fistfight god now .
    Corvidae for breaking the first two rules of fight club.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote:
    Flarne wrote:
    You're a dick, Corv. Now let's see what happens.
    Flarne, Project Mayhem Member - Picked an unfortunate fight

    Safe to say murder is what happens?

    uhhhhh !Corvidae I am so confuzzled

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    I think Void Slayer or Corvidae dying would probably give us the most information right now in terms of analyzing people's post history

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    Been driving all day so might not have made enough posts. Sorry.

    Anyway, I'm going with !Corvidae again.

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    corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    Um, idiots, you realize I killed a mafia right?

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    Void Slayer
    jackisreal wrote:
    Bedlam wrote:
    Flarne wrote:
    You're a dick, Corv. Now let's see what happens.
    Flarne, Project Mayhem Member - Picked an unfortunate fight

    Safe to say murder is what happens?

    uhhhhh !Corvidae I am so confuzzled

    But he killed a member of project mayhem with it, you silly goose!

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    jackisreal

    PSN: the-K-flash
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    can i get a vote count?

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    No, get it yourself.
    :P

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    Capfalcon wrote:
    Void Slayer
    jackisreal wrote:
    Bedlam wrote:
    Flarne wrote:
    You're a dick, Corv. Now let's see what happens.
    Flarne, Project Mayhem Member - Picked an unfortunate fight

    Safe to say murder is what happens?

    uhhhhh !Corvidae I am so confuzzled

    But he killed a member of project mayhem with it, you silly goose!

    I guess. I'm still kind of hung up on Tyler Durden being red and red being mafia, and I'm not entirely sure if the project mayhem members all know who each other are...

    I don't have enough time to pick between void slayer or corv right now so I'll just throw my vote on kuhlmeye

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Uh capfalcon, did you just personally insult jackisreal? That's a bad idea.

    Corvidae since I both want to live one more night and think we need to take out project mayhem members..

    Also if someone is feeling brave you can insult me then see what the results are when I am voted out...

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    Void, you are an idiot

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    This will end well, I'm sure.

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    corvidae wrote:
    Void, you are an idiot

    This has been established over and over.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    No, get it yourself.
    :P
    Looks like I need to Corvidae

    And vote Void Slayer in the interest of untieing.

    By my count that is 5 void 4 corv and 2 for jackisreal in 3rd

    Bedlam on
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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    Void Slayer, as I don't think Corv is a mafioso.

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    schuss wrote:
    Void Slayer, as I don't think Corv is a mafioso.

    Interesting. Well, you are all wrong but I hope you figure something out.

    Also death miller Vlad?

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    i sense incoming shenanigans.

    this thread has been too quiet today.

    you all suck.

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    vote closed 20mins ago...

    Narration shortly...

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    Void Slayer was just leaving his home when he was accosted by two officers.
    "Sir, will you come with us, we'd like to question you about the bombings that have been happening. We'd heard reports that you knew about the bank tellers unfortunate death before it happened. Would you mind explaining yourself"
    "No, its not what you think. I'm an innocent man, i just joined this club you see, i didn't really know what was going to happen.
    His partner produced a gray bag he'd found by the door. "Look at this Clarkson, its filled with black boots, pants, shirts and beenie.
    "No, uhh, that's not mine i swear...Someone left that here..."
    "Sir, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say or do can..."

    Meanwhile, Marla Singer was returning home from her pancreatic cancer support group. She'd started going to these groups again since Tyler's death...She didn't know if she actually missed Tyler, the man was a nutjob, but she sure did miss the sex...All caught up in reminiscing she never noticed the tripwire in her hallway...

    "...I knew you'd come for me tonight.." Jerry was an old retiree, calming resting in a chair as his home filled with men dressed in black.
    "It didn't take long for me to realise that i'm one of the few honest men in this town, and the number is dwindling fast...My time was always going to be up shortly... Do me a favour please... Send me off with a bang..."

    The Dead
    Void Slayer, Project Mayhem member - Vote
    The Anonymous, Marla Singer - Exploded
    Egos, Villager - Exploded

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Curse yOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOu

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    oooOoOooOOOooo

    You'll never find us all!

    OoOOOoOoooOooo

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    Huh.

    This has been a very quiet thread today (unless someone made a new one and didn't tell me).

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Only 9 people left. And its felt like a slow phalla anyway. A page and a half per day is really not good.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    I have no idea who to vote for so I shall be consistent in my wrongness and go with !Corvidae as I will probably be asleep by the time anyone else votes/makes an appearance.

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    corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    too many of you idiots have your heads implanted in your backsides.

    especially bobcesca

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    Bobcesca, I guess.
    If it ain't broke and such.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    I mean, Corv has voted for plenty of project mayhem guys now, so I guess i'll vote !bobcesca, but this still feels like a petty/thoughtless vote

    There's probably information in the vote histories of the dead project mayhem people, if I have time later I'll check it out

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