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Ask Me Your Queries, America

Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited October 2011 in Social Entropy++
Hey there, how's it going? While a conceit of mine while talking to the various lots of people throughout the boards is that I'll curse or suggest stupid shit, many say I am a font of knowledge. Let me impart my Grand Wisdom Onto You. I am like a younger, thinner, uglier Shoe with worse habits.

Ask me any question that you feel cannot be answered by Google or your favorite respective Formspring question answerer. I'll do my best to answer thoroughly, and cite whatever resource I feel may best help you. Or ask me anything about me within reason and we'll see what we can do about that.

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  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    anjin what is your favorite breakfast food

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Do you also accept questions from non-Americans?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Shock G, my favorite breakfast food is refried beans in a thin tortilla with a bit of cheese and salsa, with a side of biscuits and gravy

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Anjin, how did you set up the plan to get teefs to PAX

    like, how did you set up the paypal account, give the information to people without her knowing, and get the money sent to her

    because I would like to do something similar with someone else

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Anjin, how did you set up the plan to get teefs to PAX

    like, how did you set up the paypal account, give the information to people without her knowing, and get it sent to her

    because I would like to do something similar with someone else

    I used the service "Chip-In"

    marshmallow took care of the donations, and it's fairly simple.

    www.chipin.com

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Do you also accept questions from non-Americans?

    i guess. if we have to resort to that sort of thing

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Anjin, how did you set up the plan to get teefs to PAX

    like, how did you set up the paypal account, give the information to people without her knowing, and get the money sent to her

    because I would like to do something similar with someone else

    Well I know about it now, gosh

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    thank you very much, sirrah

  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    anjin, who will survive in america?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Anjin, is it true that you know Noriega, the real Noriega?

    and does he in fact, owe you like a hundred favors?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    as for her not knowing about it, she did know about it. i offered it as we were in contact and she spoke of having some rough problems in her new home of canada. i had sympathy as some of those problems were ones i feared moving to a new place, and as i was living in michigan again i was reminded of what keith and neville did (also mully and most importantly That Dave Fella) and threw the idea out there, she accepted and then some people had contacted both her and me looking for the place to do chipin donations

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Wimble wrote:
    anjin, who will survive in america?

    Many wise darks and Old Whites have lamented this question. There Will Be a Time of Great Conflict. In order to survive you must become the destroyer. I Will Become The Destroyer.

    The Shoeless will inherit the Earth, because while opulence and privilege go a long way you are ultimately fucked when a man runs at you with no shoes.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Why does my tongue feel funky?

    Kinda feels like a cross between a bite or burn on the tip

    but no evidence of either of those is visible

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    Anjin, is it true that you know Noriega, the real Noriega?

    and does he in fact, owe you like a hundred favors?

    as i began typing a response in kind i realized i had four cigars in my mouth, all cuban

    i didn't buy them, they manifasted

    ah, i have a nice beard now

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote:
    Why does my tongue feel funky?

    Kinda feels like a cross between a bite or burn on the tip

    but no evidence of either of those is visible

    did you eat or drink something hot

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Anjin

    who am I

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    as for her not knowing about it, she did know about it. i offered it as we were in contact and she spoke of having some rough problems in her new home of canada. i had sympathy as some of those problems were ones i feared moving to a new place, and as i was living in michigan again i was reminded of what keith and neville did (also mully and most importantly That Dave Fella) and threw the idea out there, she accepted and then some people had contacted both her and me looking for the place to do chipin donations
    ah, gotcha
    i really appreciate your help here

  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    anjin why is my pee red

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Shock G wrote:
    anjin why is my pee red

    you've been fuckin something weird, your urethra is broke, you have an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend with a penchant for using dye to fuck with your head, you got a bit of glass in your bladder, or some fucked up combination of some if not all of the above

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Anjin

    who am I

    you are a young man with a weird chest who likes dinos
    Yeah this is pretty much correct

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Anjin

    who am I

    you are a young man with a weird chest who likes dinos

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Anjin, was it you that taught Black Dynamite all he knows?

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    Kadith wrote:
    Why does my tongue feel funky?

    Kinda feels like a cross between a bite or burn on the tip

    but no evidence of either of those is visible

    did you eat or drink something hot

    not recently no

    could it be tongue cancer or tongue AIDS?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Anjin, was it you that taught Black Dynamite all he knows?

    black dynamite, believe it or not, is a fictional character

    while you are eating your pasta and steak tonight ruminate on this:

    i am real

    Calamity Jane on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote:
    Anjin-San wrote:
    Kadith wrote:
    Why does my tongue feel funky?

    Kinda feels like a cross between a bite or burn on the tip

    but no evidence of either of those is visible

    did you eat or drink something hot

    not recently no

    could it be tongue cancer or tongue AIDS?

    i suggest brushing your teeth and tongue regularly, and a dentist appointment as regularly as you can

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    Anjin

    do you see the idea of 'fate' as predestination?

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    Anjin, was it you that taught Black Dynamite all he knows?

    black dynamite, believe it or not, is a fictional character

    while you are eating your pasta and steak tonight ruminate on this:

    i am real

    This I refuse to believe.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Anjin, how do you suck a fuck?

  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    What is the clitoris?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Anjin

    do you see the idea of 'fate' as predestination?

    some in the neuroscience field have often suggested we're pre-wired to certain courses of action.

    i'm trying to wrap my mind around that, still. fate and predestination may very well be like time in that while they are concepts they are also merely just points of reference for whatever we may be doing or have done. i don't know for sure.

    i mean, there are people that seem fated for certain shit. it's heartbreaking sometimes, seeing all these homeless kids in the streets i'm walking around just trying to make ends meet. they might be doomed to suck dick for money or shoot up, or burn shit in their arms because they're all fucked in the head. the other day a bunch of my coworkers were playing around with a crackpipe and i thought, man someone was smoking crack on their lunchbreak this morning. huh.

    i'd like to think that above all else, the human mind is also pre-wired for survival instinct, for better or worse. we want to strive to keep living, and that means improvising. some grasp it better than others, and while we may feel we're fated we must always seek knowledge, as we'll remember it. and just maybe it will help you. the capacity for change makes me feel fate is what you can make it, if you're capable. some are not, and that doesn't make them bad or meek, it means you should help when you can, and be kind

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    Anjin, how do you suck a fuck?

    the clitoris

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Campion wrote:
    What is the clitoris?

    it's how you suck the fuck

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Why am I watching Dreamcatcher at nearly 3AM when I didn't like the book much and liked the movie even more when I first saw it?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Macro9 wrote:
    Why am I watching Dreamcatcher at nearly 3AM when I didn't like the book much and liked the movie even more when I first saw it?

    you are probably(?) high

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    should I jerk off and then do homework

    or do homework and then jerk off?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    work, and then play

    Simple Day 1 Shit

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    Macro9 wrote:
    Why am I watching Dreamcatcher at nearly 3AM when I didn't like the book much and liked the movie even more when I first saw it?

    you are probably(?) high

    Dear God, man.

    You've some kind of gift.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Where all da white women at?

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Dear Anjin,

    What the fuck were the makers of Scream 4 thinking?

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Dear Anjin,

    What the fuck were the makers of Scream 4 thinking?

    "The Scream Films made a lot of money. We should make money."

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