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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote:
    Saddam And The Weapon Of Ass Disruption.

    15 Inch SCUD.

    Operation Desert Cock.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I followed SE++'s MSPA Phalla a while back. Godamn that was some complex shit.

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote:
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    TehSpectre wrote:
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    TehSpectre wrote:
    Harold Camping is still claiming that the end of the world is on the 21st.

    What a dick.

    21st of what?
    5 days from now.

    Soooooo... I shouldn't order this stuff I am about to buy?
    I mean, if the world was going to end, why wouldn't you order that stuff anyway.

    It wouldn't matter, right. :P

    But if the world is going to end, wouldn't that money be better spent on hookers and blow than something I won't even get due to shipping time?

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I wish I would get a text message or something so I could see the new iOS 5 notifications.

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    I wish I would get a text message or something so I could see the new iOS 5 notifications.

    I'll text you.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Honk wrote:
    Saddam And The Weapon Of Ass Disruption.

    15 Inch SCUD.

    Operation Desert Cock.

    The Middle Easy.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Drez wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Honk wrote:
    Saddam And The Weapon Of Ass Disruption.

    15 Inch SCUD.

    Operation Desert Cock.

    The Middle Easy.

    Saddam in Saudi Arapeia.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Saddam in Sodom

    A porno of biblical proportions.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Drez wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Honk wrote:
    Saddam And The Weapon Of Ass Disruption.

    15 Inch SCUD.

    Operation Desert Cock.

    The Middle Easy.

    Saddam in Saudi Arapeia.

    Dessert Shield.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    The Invasion Of Cuntwait.

    Jeeeeehaaaaawd.

    Plowing The Oil Field.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    This tea is so yummy.

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Honk wrote:
    Saddam And The Weapon Of Ass Disruption.

    15 Inch SCUD.

    Operation Desert Cock.

    The Middle Easy.

    Saddam Hides in Another Hole.

    Saddam Invades a Kuwaiti.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Honk wrote:
    Saddam And The Weapon Of Ass Disruption.

    15 Inch SCUD.

    Operation Desert Cock.

    The Middle Easy.

    Saddam Hides in Another Hole.

    Saddam Invades a Kuwaiti.

    Operation Get Behind The Darkie.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    I wish I would get a text message or something so I could see the new iOS 5 notifications.

    Oh my god this is such hardcore forever alone material.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    I wish I would get a text message or something so I could see the new iOS 5 notifications.

    Oh my god this is such hardcore forever alone material.

    Someone should video tape Sarksus not getting a text message and put it to some sad music with violins.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote:
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Honk wrote:
    Saddam And The Weapon Of Ass Disruption.

    15 Inch SCUD.

    Operation Desert Cock.

    The Middle Easy.

    Saddam Hides in Another Hole.

    Saddam Invades a Kuwaiti.

    Operation Get Behind The Darkie.

    Operation Iraqi Freedom

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    I wish I would get a text message or something so I could see the new iOS 5 notifications.

    Oh my god this is such hardcore forever alone material.

    Someone should video tape Sarksus not getting a text message and put it to some sad music with violins.

    He just sits there watching the screen...

    Suddenly the screen lights up and he gets all excited, but it's just the phone switching from 4G down to 3G. The light of the screen shows the disappointment on his face.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Uh, this phone doesn't have 4G. And it wouldn't light up anyway. DUH.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I am not forever alone. It's just a quiet Sunday morning!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Saddam's Other Dungeon

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Honk wrote:
    Saddam And The Weapon Of Ass Disruption.

    15 Inch SCUD.

    Operation Desert Cock.

    The Middle Easy.

    Saddam Hides in Another Hole.

    Saddam Invades a Kuwaiti.

    Operation Get Behind The Darkie.

    Operation Iraqi Freedom

    I'm No Scar (Dot Cum)

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Geez, who would watch a satirical porno featuring a Saddam lookalike?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Deep In His Bunker

    Drez on
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    I think I got 15-20 texts while my damn phone was taking its sweet time updating.
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    I wish I would get a text message or something so I could see the new iOS 5 notifications.

    Oh my god this is such hardcore forever alone material.

    Someone should video tape Sarksus not getting a text message and put it to some sad music with violins.

    He just sits there watching the screen...

    Suddenly the screen lights up and he gets all excited, but it's just the phone switching from 4G down to 3G. The light of the screen shows the disappointment on his face.

    It lights up again and vibrates this time. He grabs for it excitedly, accidentally knocking it to the floor. He pauses the game and swivels his chair to pick it up.

    20% battery remaining.

    He slowly turns back, leaving it where it fell.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Geez, who would watch a satirical porno featuring a Saddam lookalike?

    Republicans.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Geez, who would watch a satirical porno featuring a Saddam lookalike?

    Republicans.

    ...

    That's a pretty big market. Might be profitable.

    Does anyone know where I could hire some muscle to hassle that Saddam lookalike?

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    I think I got 15-20 texts while my damn phone was taking its sweet time updating.
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    I wish I would get a text message or something so I could see the new iOS 5 notifications.

    Oh my god this is such hardcore forever alone material.

    Someone should video tape Sarksus not getting a text message and put it to some sad music with violins.

    He just sits there watching the screen...

    Suddenly the screen lights up and he gets all excited, but it's just the phone switching from 4G down to 3G. The light of the screen shows the disappointment on his face.

    It lights up again and vibrates this time. He grabs for it excitedly, accidentally knocking it to the floor. He pauses the game and swivels his chair to pick it up.

    20% battery remaining.

    He slowly turns back, leaving it where it fell.

    memes-forever-alone-happy-new-years.jpg

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    p sore today

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    That is not my life.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I think I got 15-20 texts while my damn phone was taking its sweet time updating.
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    I wish I would get a text message or something so I could see the new iOS 5 notifications.

    Oh my god this is such hardcore forever alone material.

    Someone should video tape Sarksus not getting a text message and put it to some sad music with violins.

    He just sits there watching the screen...

    Suddenly the screen lights up and he gets all excited, but it's just the phone switching from 4G down to 3G. The light of the screen shows the disappointment on his face.

    It lights up again and vibrates this time. He grabs for it excitedly, accidentally knocking it to the floor. He pauses the game and swivels his chair to pick in up.

    20% battery remaining.

    He slowly turns back, leaving it where it fell.

    White fade out/in to a flashback scene. Sarksus is sitting alone in a Dunken Donuts, facing the door. The bell jingles. A plain-looking girl enters, looks in his direction, smiles excitedly. Sarksus straightens up, smiles back, gives a trepidatious half-wave to her. She runs toward him, and past him. Sarksus lowers his head in his hands for a few seconds and then raises it again, his eyes slightly wet with his own tears. Zoom in to a single tear dripping in to his coffee. Pan lower to under the table where we see Sarksus' clenched fists trembling.

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Drez wrote:
    I think I got 15-20 texts while my damn phone was taking its sweet time updating.
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    I wish I would get a text message or something so I could see the new iOS 5 notifications.

    Oh my god this is such hardcore forever alone material.

    Someone should video tape Sarksus not getting a text message and put it to some sad music with violins.

    He just sits there watching the screen...

    Suddenly the screen lights up and he gets all excited, but it's just the phone switching from 4G down to 3G. The light of the screen shows the disappointment on his face.

    It lights up again and vibrates this time. He grabs for it excitedly, accidentally knocking it to the floor. He pauses the game and swivels his chair to pick in up.

    20% battery remaining.

    He slowly turns back, leaving it where it fell.

    White fade out/in to a flashback scene. Sarksus is sitting alone in a Dunken Donuts, facing the door. The bell jingles. A plain-looking girl enters, looks in his direction, smiles excitedly. Sarksus straightens up, smiles back, gives a trepidatious half-wave to her. She runs toward him, and past him. Sarksus lowers his head in his hands for a few seconds and then raises it again, his eyes slightly wet with his own tears. Zoom in to a single tear dripping in to his coffee. Pan lower to under the table where we see Sarksus' clenched fists trembling.

    :cry:

    I don't want to play this game anymore...

    MyDcmbr on
    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Next I will write Sarksus/Darth Vader slashfic.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    sarks, what's the name of your town

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Fuck you guys, I'm gonna go play Animal Crossing and talk to my real friends!

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Oh hell yeah, my Japanese cat friend is wearing my fashion design because he appreciates my creativity!!

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    hmm what to do today

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    p sore today

    Sorry, I forgot to comment on this.
    hmm what to do today

    Definitely not whatever it was you did yesterday.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Well, I think I'll go play some New Vegas.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited October 2011
    Mining sand is a major pain in the ass... I hate having to worry about collapses and stuff.

    But I need my pretty pretty glass.

    syndalis on
    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I heard drive was good

    maybe I'll go see that or Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame (Di Renjie)

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