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PA comic: Wednesday Oct. 19, 2011 - Twofer

BogeyBogey I'm back, baby!Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
edited October 2011 in The Penny Arcade Hub
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I approve of this outcome.

  • Kyoka SuigetsuKyoka Suigetsu Odin gave his left eye for knowledge. I would give far more Registered User regular
    Seems about right

  • GeddoeGeddoe Registered User regular
    I don't think so. In addition to not wanting any guest characters to start with. Mitsurugi alone would stomp him into the dirt. He reactively blocks guns. As in the shot is fired and then he cuts it out of the air as a reaction(as opposed to just predicting).

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    a gun is not a stealthy assassin

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Counterpoint: Ezio.

    Just Ezio.

    Man. Mitsurugi ain't got jack.

    Oh brilliant
  • GeddoeGeddoe Registered User regular
    A stealthy assassin does not move as fast as a gun. Mitsurugi deals with stealthy assassin's all the time(Li Long has tried to ambush him, as well as Taki being his rival forever, or Zashalamel trying to drop a giant clock gear on him), as well as dealing with ever changing battle conditions as a mercenary. Mitsurugi is simply not somebody who would be ambushed. Ezio ain't got jack on SC characters.

  • VagabondVagabond Sans Gravitas Glimmer Mafia DonRegistered User regular
    Why is Ezio wearing Altair's outfit?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Okay yeah this is one of those cameos that just works out pretty damn well. Why wouldn't they put him in?

  • GrimJack2kGrimJack2k Registered User new member
    Is it just me, or does that look like Ice-T squaring off against Coco?

  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Geddoe wrote:
    A stealthy assassin does not move as fast as a gun. Mitsurugi deals with stealthy assassin's all the time(Li Long has tried to ambush him, as well as Taki being his rival forever, or Zashalamel trying to drop a giant clock gear on him), as well as dealing with ever changing battle conditions as a mercenary. Mitsurugi is simply not somebody who would be ambushed. Ezio ain't got jack on SC characters.
    um

    like, no offense or whatever

    but no one gives a shit about the story of soul calibur.



    no one.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    I give a shit about the story of soul calibur

    that playable epilogue thing you had as mitsurugi where you had to kill a dude with a rifle was awesome

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Geddoe wrote:
    I don't think so. In addition to not wanting any guest characters to start with. Mitsurugi alone would stomp him into the dirt. He reactively blocks guns. As in the shot is fired and then he cuts it out of the air as a reaction(as opposed to just predicting).

    are you serious

    are we in the third grade

  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Langly wrote:
    Geddoe wrote:
    I don't think so. In addition to not wanting any guest characters to start with. Mitsurugi alone would stomp him into the dirt. He reactively blocks guns. As in the shot is fired and then he cuts it out of the air as a reaction(as opposed to just predicting).

    are you serious

    are we in the third grade

    Well the comic is pretty much depicting third grade fanart material.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Wimble wrote:
    I give a shit about the story of soul calibur

    that playable epilogue thing you had as mitsurugi where you had to kill a dude with a rifle was awesome
    you are the 0%

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Realistic or not, the comic is pretty funny!

    Although nothing was more unfair than Superman vs say . . . any Mortal Combat kharacter period.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    Nuhuu cause what if they have some kryptonite??

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Katastrophe of kourse! I wonder if kryptonite exists in the netherrealm . . .

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Geddoe wrote:
    I don't think so. In addition to not wanting any guest characters to start with. Mitsurugi alone would stomp him into the dirt. He reactively blocks guns. As in the shot is fired and then he cuts it out of the air as a reaction(as opposed to just predicting).

    Are we...

    Are we really doing this?

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  • HewnHewn Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote:
    Geddoe wrote:
    I don't think so. In addition to not wanting any guest characters to start with. Mitsurugi alone would stomp him into the dirt. He reactively blocks guns. As in the shot is fired and then he cuts it out of the air as a reaction(as opposed to just predicting).

    Are we...

    Are we really going this?

    I hope so. I'm looking to settle a debate myself.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular

    Rehab wrote:
    Katastrophe of kourse! I wonder if kryptonite exists in the netherrealm . . .

    Nega-kryptonite

  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Hewn wrote:
    Gaslight wrote:
    Geddoe wrote:
    I don't think so. In addition to not wanting any guest characters to start with. Mitsurugi alone would stomp him into the dirt. He reactively blocks guns. As in the shot is fired and then he cuts it out of the air as a reaction(as opposed to just predicting).

    Are we...

    Are we really going this?

    I hope so. I'm looking to settle a debate myself.

    *brain scramble*
    Shit, back to wolverine, back to wolverine, I can do it if I focus!!!!

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Vagabond wrote:
    Why is Ezio wearing Altair's outfit?

    He paid 20 uPoints to equip it.

  • southwicksouthwick Registered User regular
    Geddoe wrote:
    A stealthy assassin does not move as fast as a gun. Mitsurugi deals with stealthy assassin's all the time(Li Long has tried to ambush him, as well as Taki being his rival forever, or Zashalamel trying to drop a giant clock gear on him), as well as dealing with ever changing battle conditions as a mercenary. Mitsurugi is simply not somebody who would be ambushed. Ezio ain't got jack on SC characters.

    What if Ezio had bullet proof assassin cuffs for the blocking of the bullets.?

  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    southwick wrote:
    Geddoe wrote:
    A stealthy assassin does not move as fast as a gun. Mitsurugi deals with stealthy assassin's all the time(Li Long has tried to ambush him, as well as Taki being his rival forever, or Zashalamel trying to drop a giant clock gear on him), as well as dealing with ever changing battle conditions as a mercenary. Mitsurugi is simply not somebody who would be ambushed. Ezio ain't got jack on SC characters.

    What if Ezio had bullet proof assassin cuffs for the blocking of the bullets.?

    That's not even remotely realistic. What is this, Watchmen?

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  • TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    southwick wrote:
    Geddoe wrote:
    A stealthy assassin does not move as fast as a gun. Mitsurugi deals with stealthy assassin's all the time(Li Long has tried to ambush him, as well as Taki being his rival forever, or Zashalamel trying to drop a giant clock gear on him), as well as dealing with ever changing battle conditions as a mercenary. Mitsurugi is simply not somebody who would be ambushed. Ezio ain't got jack on SC characters.

    What if Ezio had bullet proof assassin cuffs for the blocking of the bullets.?

    And a weakness of getting tied up by men.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Hewn wrote:
    Gaslight wrote:
    Geddoe wrote:
    I don't think so. In addition to not wanting any guest characters to start with. Mitsurugi alone would stomp him into the dirt. He reactively blocks guns. As in the shot is fired and then he cuts it out of the air as a reaction(as opposed to just predicting).

    Are we...

    Are we really going this?

    I hope so. I'm looking to settle a debate myself.

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    This was made by someone on the forums!

    "The Prestige" title is better, though.

  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
    Am I the only one that's mad that they didn't continue their trend of severely moving clothing from Ivy in every title advancement?

    Also yeah I'll probably end up getting this one too. SC4 was a lot of fun. Yoda's a little bitch though.

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    If they removed more clothes form her body, she'd be a skinned corpse.

    Fuck off and die.
  • HewnHewn Registered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote:
    If they removed more clothes form her body, she'd be a skinned corpse.

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  • V FactionV Faction Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    I'm a sucker for guest characters no matter the game. And now they go and put effin' Ezio into SC? *Sigh* Where's my wallet...

    Also, this is how each round should play out in the game, down to a T.

    EDIT: And now featuring trailer!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNMnZyQLOBA

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    I think I played a Soul Calibur game once. There were some people fighting.

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