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Awesome: 'Hot Webcomic Time Machine' by Edcrab

EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
edited October 2011 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
Rolo wrote:
Oh fuck you, Ed.

I've got a nosebleed now.

"Fuck you, Ed," Roland spat. He was in a bad way.

And yet Carb was worse. Blood coursing down his face, Carb laughed like a man possessed. Which is exactly what he was.

"It hearts me more then it hearts you! Sea, Roland? Do you sea watt you maid me do? "

Carb held his hands out. Gory orbs stared back at Roland, Carb's own eyes, and then the crazed madman made two fists, crushing them like slick grapes.

"Bee cores eye can sea... sow clearly now... sow clearly..."

And yet still he laughed, his mouth a crimson socket beneath two others, the remains of his eyes seeping out between his fingers.

He arched his back and screamed.


Roland knew that was true- he was dying. He struggled back to his feet. Still. This would be a noble end.

With his last strength, he shoved the blade of the Spell Check through Carb's throat.

"Add this to your dictionary," he snarled, twisting it around like a pick in a lock. He planted a foot on the other's chest and wrenched it free with all his might, turning the neck into a peeled apple and taking most of the jaw away with it.

Carb's corpse remained standing for a moment, and then slowly toppled forward.




  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Proper context:

    Rolo wrote:
    Edcrab wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    Edcrab wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    smof wrote:
    "If your interested"


    whats you're problem

    For all intensive purposes hes a rouge element, all these decimating critiques shooting things down like a gun turrent

    irregardless, you should of used "literally" - unless you were lieing to me / being "ironic'. To bad your two much of a mormon too realise witch won was rite. Good talking english there, looser.

    what are you even trying to acheive hear? your being rediculous. your like some dum religous zelot, and their giving random resistence for the sake of being ascorbic, just so the conservation stays stationery. But its all to no affect, you just have to except that, even though the idea alludes you. Good luck getting a clue

    Oh fuck you, Ed.

    I've got a nosebleed now.

  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist 24 Bright Field Accuses the Void Registered User regular

  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    holy crap

    there is something wrong with your head

  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    I couldn't make it half way through before my brain started sizzling.

  • TaskmanTaskman Registered User regular
    I applaud this. Simultaneously: eurgh, argh, oh God.

  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Are we still doing the Boycott Edcrab thing?

    Edit - And this post is four stars by the way.

    Henroid on
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  • CanadianWolverineCanadianWolverine Registered User regular
    4 staur, in deed. Yew wood half wounded knee, cur.

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